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Forward: On Slammin', Scott Hall gave The Undertaker a win via disqualification......after Kevin Nash ran in and bashed The Undertaker with a steel chair in the middle of their match. So, it looks as if Scott Hall is still looking for a win, and it looks like he might just get one next week on Slammin'. When he teams up with Nash to reform the Outsiders! Hall and Nash will be teaming up to take on 2 Cool. And needless to say, this is a must see match up between two of the greatest tag teams ever assembled!
Scene #1: Heading to the club!
Purpose: To Party baby! To PARTY!
Thr Kliq heads back to their lockerroom after finding out that Paul Heyman has canceled their limo for the night. Once they all get back into their lockerroom, they begin to disscuss what they're going to do about not having a ride.....
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Man, I can't believe Paul Heyman.....canceling our limo! Who does he think he is? Someone needs to talk to him....
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Yeah, but who?
X-Pac: I'll go, I seem to be the arraign boy tonight....
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Alright. Well, while you go speak to Heyman, i'll get on the phone with the limo service and tell them to send another limo over here.
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Sounds good.....
HBK flips his cell phone out of his jacket pocket and begins dialing the Limo Service's number, while X-Pac heads out the door to talk to Paul Heyman.....Hall and Nash continue talking.
Kevin Nash: So how long do you think will be out tonight?
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: I don't know, but we should probably go ahead and pack up our stuff so it's ready tommorow morning.
Kevin Nash: Yeah...... (turns to HBK who's still on the phone) Hey Shawn, we're gonna go ahead and pack our stuff, do you want me to pack you stuff for you while your on the phone? (HBK nods his head yes, then continues with his phone convo with the Limo Service) Okay.
Hall and Nash get everybody packed up so they don't have to worry about packing tommorow. After that, HBK gets off the phone....
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: So what's the deal? Are they gonna send another Limo?
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Well.....sort of.
Kevin Nash: (laughs) What'd you mean sort of?
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Well the thing is..... They don't have anymore Limos available at the moment. So.....they said they'll send us a rent a car instead.
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Man! How are we supposed to roll in style with a rent a car?
They all have a quick laugh...
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: So what kind of car is it going to be?
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Ummm.... I think the guy said it was going to be a Jeep Cherokee.
Kevin Nash: Oh, Oka....(Nash runs towards the bathroom)
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: (busts out laughing!) AGAIN! hahahahaha. Man, maybe you should lay off the alcohol for a while..... (laughs)
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Hey, that's what happens to you when you try to hang with me. (laughs)
Nash comes stumbling out of the bathroom, wiping his mouth...
Kevin Nash: Nah, im cool. I think that was the last time im gonna have to throw up. I feel a lot better now. (makes a sour face) Only.....I think I need to brush me teeth before we leave....
Hall and HBK begin to laugh again, as Nash makes his way back into the bathroom to brush his teeth..... At around the same time, X-Pac walks in.
X-Pac: So what's so funny?
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Nash just threw up again.
X-Pac: (laughs) Oh, did he... (laughs again)
Nash come back out of the bathroom after brushing his teeth.
Kevin Nash: You guys shut up!
All of them laugh again, then they finally quite down...
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: So Sean, what did Paul Heyman have to say?
X-Pac: Well, I walked into his office right? And I said to him: "look here man, I don't know who in the hell you think you are, but nobody cancels the Kliq's limo, not even you!" Then he began to say something but I cut him off, and told him that if he ever interfers in our business again, we'd beat the sh*t out of him. And all he had to say was: (X-Pac mimicks Heyman's voice) "I was just looking out for the Kliq's best interest, I didn't want to see you guys get yourselves wasted and then miss the event." (X-Pac laughs, as does eveyone else) And then I was like, whatever dude, and left...... (changes the subject) So, what's the deal with our ride? Are they sending another Limo?
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: No, they're sending a rent a car, a Jeep Cherokee to be exact. (looks down at his watch: "11:46 pm") Actually, the car should be out there by now, so lets get going.....
The four men leave their lockerroom, and head down to the parking lot area. The Cameras follow them as they go, and when they arrive at the parking lot they can clearly see they're Jeep Cherokee waiting for them. They all hop inside.....and Nash is heard yelling as they speed off!
Kevin Nash: IT'S PARY TIME BABY! IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!!
Scene fades to black!
Scene #2: At The Club!
Purpose: To have a good time!
The 4 Kliq members are seen entering a local night club. The 4 of them all head to the bar and take a seat......
Bar Tender: So what'll it be fellas?
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: I'll have a beer.
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Same here.
X-Pac: (before Nash can chime in....) We'll all have beers.
Kevin Nash: Yeah, what he said.
Bar Tender: Okay. Comin' right up! (pours them each a beer from the tap) Here ya go!
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: (takes a sip) Now this is more like it!
Kevin Nash: (takes a sip of his) Damn straight!
Each of them begin to finish off their beers, one by one, one beer after another. Until they're all good and drunk.... Then, a hot young blonde walks over to HBK.
Hot Blonde: Hi. Aren't you Shawn Michaels?
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: (turns to her) I sure am. What can I do for you little lady?
Hot Blonde: You can do anything you want.......
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Oh really? Well, why don't we start off with a little dance?
Hot Blonde: Okay.
The girl grabs HBK by he shirt and pulls him up to his feet. HBK grins, and the others are seen being noticably jealous....
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Well.....gota go guys. It looks like I have another heart to break!
HBK and the girl head out on the dance floor, leaving the rest of the Kliq at the bar.
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Well, it looks like Shawny boy still has it!
Kevin Nash: Yep.
X-Pac: Please! I can pick up more chicks then Shawn can....
Hall and Nash look at each other and begin to laugh!
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: (pats Sean on the back) Okay. If you say so.... (laughs)
X-Pac: I'm serious, I could!
Kevin Nash: Now, maybe I could pick up more chicks then Shawn, but you sure couldn't!
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: (Hall looks at Nash) YOU?! (laughs) Yeah right! Everybody knows that all the ladies are attracted to the Bad Guy.....not you two losers!
Shawn returns to the bar after dancing with the hot blonde and getting here phone number.
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: So did you get her digits man?
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Who do you think your talking to? Of course I got her digits! (flashes them her number, then sticks it in his pocket)
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Nice man nice. But hold on a second, get this: X-Pac and Nash here think they can pick up more chicks then you. But don't worry man, I set them straight. You see, I let them know that I'M the only one here who can pick up more chicks then you....
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Say what? (laughs) Look Scott, NO ONE can pick up more women then me alright? I mean, they don't call me the Heart Break Kid for nothin'!
Kevin Nash: Okay, okay, okay....I got it! Why don't we have ourselves a little contest! We'll all go and try to get as many girls numbers as possible. And then in a few minutes.....we'll say 30, we'll all meet back here and find out just who is the ladies man!
X-Pac: I like it! It looks like it's put up or shut up time everybody!
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Alright then.......lets do it!
They all head out in different directions.....hoping to get the most numbers. The first one who tries to get a number is Kevin Nash........
Kevin Nash: (Walks up to a lady) Hey baby. (turns and smiles at him) Now, I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I know I can make your BedRock.......so how's about your number sweetness?
Girl smiles......
SheMan: (in a very deep voice) Okay surgar, do you have a pen I can write it down with?
Kevin Nash: WHOA!!!! (looks at the, whatever it is, in disgust) Nevermind!
Nash hurries out of there in hopes nobody saw that! Nash goes looking for REAL Chicks else where in the club. Mean while......X-Pac is trying his luck with the ladies........
X-Pac: (Aproaches a girl) Hey honey. Can I get your number?
Hot Chick: And why should I give it to you?
X-Pac: Because, you know what they say....... The smaller the man the bigger the.....(girl cuts him off)
Hot Chick: Embarrassment!!!! (laughs) Get lost loser!
In a drunken stuper, Sean Waltman walks away wondering what he did wrong. But over at the other end of the club, HBK is having some success!
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Hi.
(different) Hot Chick: Hi.
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: So what's a beautiful woman like you doing at a club like this all alone?
(different) Hot Chick: Waiting for my handsome knight to take me away.
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Well here I am baby. I present to you your Knight....... (girl laughs in a flirting sort of way) So, can I get your number?
(different) Hot Chick: Sure!
Success! HBK is the first to do it. But now back to the others. Over by the dance floor, Scott Hall is doing about as good as Kevin Nash and X-Pac.....
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Hey Yo' chica! (girl turns and says hello) So, did it hurt?
(another different) Hot Chick: Did what hurt? (looking confused)
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: When you fell from Heaven.....
(another different) Hot Chick: (rolls her eyes) Oh give me a break.....(goes to turn and walk away)
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: (grabs her by the arm) Wait. I can do better..... (girls stops and listens) How about this one..... Are you an astronaut? Because your ass is out of this world! (Hall slaps the girl on the butt)
(another different) Hot Chick: UH?!! (slaps Hall in the face) Get the heck away from me you perv! (she storms off)
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Hey wait...... Hey, I didn't mean anything by the whole ass slapping thing..... (watchers her walk away) Dang! (Hall sees another potential hottie) Hey sweet thing, come over here, can I buy you a drink?
The 30 minutes pass, and the 4 meet back up at the bar.......
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: So how did you guys do?
Kevin Nash: Well, I got 3 numbers. What about you guys?
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: I got 4....
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: I got 6!
X-Pac: Oh yeah?! Well I got 8 Numbers!
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Yeah right! Let me see....
X-Pac: (pulls out a list and slaps it on the table) There ya go!
They all take a look at it in disbelief....
Kevin Nash: I still don't believe it.....
Time passes......and the 4 keep on partin' through the night, until about 4:30 in the morning........
X-Pac: Hey guys, it's getting late...... We should probably head back.
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: Yeah, your probably right.....
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Come on, lets go.....
The 4 of them then proceed to leave the club, and head back to the Arena in order to pick up there stuff, head to the hotel, and get some sleep.......but the trip doesn't go as planned!
Scene #3: In The Jeep!
Purpose: Trying to get back!
They scene opens up with them driving down the road on a deserted part of town. It's very late, and Hall, Nash, and X-Pac have already passed out........while HBK drives. But Shawn himself soon finds himself wanting to shut his eyes, to he rolls the windows down and turns on the raido.....which wakes the others up.
X-Pac: Hey, what's the deal Shawn? We're trying to sleep back here.
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Yeah chico, rolls those windows back up, it's cold....
Kevin Nash: Yeah, and turn that radio off while your at it.
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: (yawns) I'm sorry guys, but im starting to fall asleep..... (yawns again, this time bigger) I need the radio and windows to sta...to sta.....to stay awak.............(HBK FALLS ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL!!!!)
HBK falls alseep at the wheel, and the car starts heading off the side of the road! The others start yelling as they careen towards a parking meter!
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Ahhhhhhh! We're all gonna die chico!
Kevin Nash: Shawn! Wake UP!!!!!
X-Pac: I am woke up!
Kevin Nash: Not you you idiot! Shawn Michaels!
X-Pac: Oh......
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Shawn.......!
X-Pac: Hey guys, before we die I have a confession to make.....you know all of those number I got at the club? They were fake, I never got any, I just didn't want to look stupid....
Kevin Nash: I knew it! (looks at the parking meter ahead) NOT THAT IT MATTERS NOW!!!!!
BAM! With Shawn not waking back up, the car smashes into a parking meter....they all bang their heads on something or another, and they're all knocked completely out!
Hours later..... X-Pac wakes up.
X-Pac: Hey guys, wake up! (he shakes everyone to bring them around) Guys wake up!
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: (puts his hand on his head) Ohhhhh man! I got a killer headache, what happened?
Kevin Nash: You probably have a headache because of all the drinking you did last night.
X-Pac: Either that, or the wreck we were in had something to do with it....
HBK is the last to come to....
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: (opens his eyes and shakes the cob webs out of his head) Whoo! What happened?
X-Pac: You wrecked, that's what happened!
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: I did? (looks out the window and sees that he did) Whoa, sorry everybody, I must have fell asleep.... How long were we all out?
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: I don't know, but that sun is awefully bright. What time is it?
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: (looks down at his watch) Oh crap! We only have 15 minutes to get back to the arena to catch our Limo......other wise we're history!
Kevin Nash: Well hurry up and start the car....
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: (tries, nothing) (tries again, nothing) Come on, start! (tries again, still nothing!) This doesn't look good guys.
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Well, we drove most of the way back to the arena last night before we wrecked, maybe we can make it on foot?
X-Pac: Well, we might as well give that a try....
They all get out of the Jeep, and take off running down the street..... When they get there, they're too late!
X-Pac: Look the Limo! Hey, wait! Stop!
They get there just in time to see their Limo speed off.....
"HBK" Shawn Michaels: (looks at his watch) We're 5 minutes too late....
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: Well lets go in and get our stuff......then see if we can hitch a ride or something.
They go in, get their stuff and come back out. When they do, they manage to flag down one vehicle......it is an old, brown, beat up old pick up, with a couple of rednecks in it....
Redneck 1: Hey fellers..... I reckon you 4 need a ride. Well, hop in, there's room for at least two up front in the cab, the other might have to ride in the back.....
X-Pac: Do we really want to hitch a ride from these guys?
Scott "The Original Outsider" Hall: It's our only choice. All I can say is......it's gonna be a long trip to the Savvis Center.....
And with that, the Kliq hops in the truck, and they make their way to Slammin' with their new found redneck pals.....!
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