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Forward: Well, luckily for Triple H, this past weeks Raw was cancelled....so Nash wasn't able to put the hurting on him like he was planning on. But on the brighter side of things....Smackdown is just around the corner, and Nash has a match on that show. This time though, Nash's opponent is a much smaller man, the only bad thing is.....the smaller man is the Crippler, so it might as well be the Big Show the way Beniot is known to put up a fight in the ring. Will Nash pick up his first win of the year? Or will he fall to 0 and 1 to the Rabbid Wolverine?
Scene: Nash is seen walking down a hallway backstage, he appears to be a little frustrated. Road Agent Arn Anderson sees Nash, and decides to have a word with him after seeing the frustrated look on his face.
"Double A" Arn Anderson: Hey Kev'. What's wrong, you look like your upset for some reason.
"Big Sexy" Kevin Nash: (Nash stops and looks at Double A) Yeah....I am a little upset. What's it to ya?
"Double A" Arn Anderson: Just curious that's all. I mean, you and I have known each other for a while now.....why don't you just tell me what's bothering you?
"Big Sexy" Kevin Nash: (Sighs) Well, it's just, I can't believe they cancelled Raw..... I mean, what gives? What was the point in making the matches, and putting tickets on sale if they were just goin' to cancel it? (pauses for a second) Hey, your a Road Agent these days....did you hear why the hell they cancelled Raw?
"Double A" Arn Anderson: Nope. Nobody told me anything. The only thing I can figure....is that either the tickets weren't selling fast enough....or the NWC's deal with the broadcast network hadn't been finalized yet. Either one of those two things could have caused Raw to be cancelled..... Well, why are you so upset about that anyway. I mean, you had a pretty tough match, you should be glad to get out of it.
"Big Sexy" Kevin Nash: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
"Double A" Arn Anderson: (gets a frightened look on his face) Uh....Uh...nothin'. I was just saying that before you would have had to give it all you've got to defeat Triple H, but now you have a match where you should be able to pick up an easier win, that's all. I didn't mean anything by it.
"Big Sexy" Kevin Nash: (Sighs) Yeah....sorry. I didn't mean to bite your head off like that....im just a little on edge right now.
"Double A" Arn Anderson: Hey, don't worry about it. Back in the day, if somebody would have said something like that to me, I would've gotten upset too. (looks down at his watch) Well, I better get going. I have a meeting with some of the other guys, about booking their flights and stuff like that, I'll talk to you later....
"Big Sexy" Kevin Nash: Okay... (Nash begins to turn and walk away, then he turns back) Hey hold on a sec! (Double A turns around) Do you know where I can find Vince? I heard he was at the Arena tonight.....and I need to ask him some question about a couple of House Show he has me booked for.
"Double A" Arn Anderson: Um, yeah. He should be just down the hallway......second door on the right.
"Big Sexy" Kevin Nash: Alright, thanks.
"Double A" Arn Anderson: No prob....
After their brief convo, Nash and Arn go their seperate ways. The NWC Cameras follow Nash as he makes his way to Vince's Office, once he reaches the second door on the right, he pauses for a second, and then he enters the room, as the Cameras fade out into a Commercial Break...!
Scene: When the Cameras return, Nash is seen walking out of Vince's Office, he seems to be in a more pleasant mood then when we first saw him today. As he makes his way down the hallway, he is approached for the second time that day....this time by Josh Mathews.
Josh Mathews: Excuse me, Kevin Nash. Could I have a quick word with you? I'd like to ask you a little bit about your match this week on Smackdown.
"Big Sexy" Kevin Nash: Alright.....but make it quick, im about to head out to the ring. (the fans whatching on the Titan-tron, give a slight pop when Nash mentions coming to the ring)
Josh Mathews: Okay. Well first off....let me ask you how you feel about your opponent Chris Beniot. Are you worried at all about facing him?
"Big Sexy" Kevin Nash: (Nash smirks) Worried? (laughs) Am I worried? Ha ha ha ha ha......give me a break Josh. Worried? (laughs again) I mean come on, im wrestling a midget this Thursday, why would I be worried? (nash catches some heat from the dis of Beniot)
Josh Mathews: Well, with all do respect Mr. Nash, Chris Beniot is a little more dangerous then a midget. He's a skilled wrestler, who is....(Nash interrupts him)
"Big Sexy" Kevin Nash: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.......I've heard it all before! Beniot is a highly skilled technition, who trained in the legendary Hart Dungeon........the guy is as tough as nails, and he's known as the Canadian Crippler because of the way he methodically picks apart his opponents, and leaves them lying motionless in the ring unable to move, basicly rendering them crippled...blah blah blah blah blah! So what! So Beniot is pound for pound one of the toughest men on this planet, big deal. Because you see, it doesn't matter how big you are, or how big your heart is.....because when push comes to shove, no matter who you are.....when you step into the ring with me....your finished! And that includes Chris Beniot. (a few Boo's are heard) So bottom line, this thursday, Beniot is finsihed, he's already been beaten. As a matter of fact, there really is any point in him even coming down to the ring. If he knew what was good for him, he'd keep is little Canadian as at home this Thursday, and forget about climbing into the ring with the most devestating man in all of sports and entertainment today.....ME!
Josh Mathews: Well, that's quite a bold statement. What do you have to say to all of those doubters out there who don't think you can back it up?
"Big Sexy" Kevin Nash: All I have to say to them....is show me one person who can prove me wrong on anything I say....I say what im going to do, and then I do it. That's how I've always been, and now is no exception. I say im going to beat Chris Beniot and beat Chris Beniot is exactly what im going to do. And all of you people out there can do one of two things. You can either accept it for the truth that it is....or deny it, and feel stupid when what I say happens just like I say it'll happen. Either way, I win, and im proven right.
Josh Mathews: Well speaking of your win as you call it......do you have any stradegy in mind while trying to defeat Beniot this Thursday?
"Big Sexy" Kevin Nash: Well Josh, my stradegy is simple. I'm a big man, as you can tell, and im going to use that to my advantage. My plan is to simply beat my opponent senseless until he has no other choice but to lay down, and let me pick up the 1, 2, 3.
Josh Mathews: Well alrighty then. Thank you for your time, and Good luck on Thursday, im Josh Mathews, and that's a rap folks.
And with that, Nash walks off towards the ring area, as the Cameras once again fade out into a Commercial Break.....!
Scene: When the NWC comes back from the Commercial Break, the crowd is just beginging to make some noise, as the music of Kevin Nash begins to echo through the Arena! As Nash makes his way down to the ring, he recieves a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Once in the ring, Nash grabs a mic, and begins to speak as his music, as well as the crowd, begins to quiet down.
"Big Sexy" Kevin Nash: Well, as most of you probably have already figured out....Raw was cancelled. (Boo's) Which means you people didn't get to see me tear Triple H apart. (more Boo's) But fortunately, there's still Smackdown to look forward, and new person to look forward to me dismantling. And that man is Chris Beniot. (fans Cheer at the mention of Beniot's name) Now, Beniot is a man who's made quite a name for himself in the business. He's beaten some of the best, and quite frankly.....he's earned the right to be called one of the best. The only thing is.....no matter how good Beniot may be, he's still no Kevin Nash. And he's still not gonna beat Kevin Nash this Thursday. You see, this Thursday, it's Kevin Nash who will be getting his hand raised in victory. And believe me, when that happens.....Well, in the words of my old school wcw days.....it'll be (raises his voice) Just Tooooo Sweeeeeeeet!!!! (mixed reaction) Well....(gets a cocky grin on his face)....for me anyway. Now for Chris Beniot it might not be to sweet......but of course, he can tell you that himself after he scrapes himself off the mat after our match this Thursday. (laughs) But seriously though, let me break it down for all of you people and Beniot. Big man, little man. Big boot, little boot. Big fist, little fist. Big Sexy The Giant Killer.......Toothless Wolverine. Put em all together, and what'd ya get? (laughs a little) Well, I'll tell ya what ya get. A win for me, and a loss for the Wolverine. ha ha ha ha ha...... (the fans begin to Boo a little bit at Nash, but Nash doesn't really seem to notice) You see, it's simple....I can't lose. I'm the biggest baddest man around....and noone can stop me, not Stone Cold Steve Austin....not John Cena.....and definately, NOT BENIOT!!!!! (Nash recieves major Boo's!!!) Yeah, yeah, yeah.....(Nash acknowledges the fans)....Boo all you want, but it won't save your little Canadian hero. All it'll do it set yourselves up for a big disapointment, when what I say happens, and Beniot gets himself flattened on Live telivision this Thursday! (laughs, and recieves more heat) And trust me...he will get flattened. I can promise you that. I mean, you know how im called Big Sexy The Giant Killer? Well, after this Thursday.....I might have to change my nickname to Big Sexy The Canadian Crippler Killer!
And with that, Nash's music blares over the PA System, and he confidently walks back to the back after he drops the mic....! Scene fades to black...!
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