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Forward: This week on Raw, Chris Jericho is set to take on the 16 time champion of the world, Ric Flair! After last week's Raw, Y2J will more then likely be looking to make up for the loss he suffered against Stone Cold and RVD, when his partner Randy Orton was pinned. Will Jericho make Flair tap? Or will Y2J be the one taping to the Figure Four? It'll be The Walls versus the Figure Four, this one folks......will be a classic!
Scene #1: Backstage, in Y2J's lockerroom!
Purpose: To Hype Raw!
The scene comes to light, and we see Y2J relaxing in his lockerroom. He's sitting on his couch watching a tapping of last week's Raw. The tape is up to the point of Jericho's match.....and Y2J watches intensely! Once the tape gets to the part where Orton gets pinned, Y2J shakes his head in astonishment, like he can't believe it really happened.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: I can't believe that damn Randy Orton..... If it wasn't for him I wouldn't have lost!
As Y2J shakes his head again after watching the ref smack the mat for the third time, a knock is heard at the door.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: It's open. Come on in.
The door opens, and a heavy set man wearing a WWFX hat walks into the room.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Who the hell are you?
The man takes his hat off, and walks over to Jericho.
"WWFX Employee" Jim: Hi, the names Jim...
Jim extends his hand out for Jericho to shake it... But Y2J just looks at it and does nothing....... Jim, feeling awkword, pulls his hand back.
"WWFX Employee" Jim: I was sent by Adam Norton to inform you of who you'll be facing on Raw next week.
Jim waits for Y2J to acknowledge what he has said by saying something back to him, but Jericho remains silent. Jim, feeling awkword again, just gets right to the point.
"WWFX Employee" Jim: You'll be wrestling against Ric Flair. One on one.....
Jericho finally says something back to the man.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Is that all?
"WWFX Employee" Jim: Uh, yes.....
There is a brief silence, then....
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Well what are you still doing here?
"WWFX Employee" Jim: OH! Sorry. My apologies, excuse me....
Jim turns and leaves, shutting the door behind him. Once Jim has left, Jericho thinks on what Jim has just told him....
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Ric Flair huh?
Jericho rubs his chin as he thinks about his opponent......
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Ric Flair.....
Jericho stands up, and turns his television off. Then he mumbles the name Ric Flair one more time, and walks out of his lockerroom.
Jericho heads down the hallway towards the vending machines. Once he gets there, he pulls some change out of his pocket, and puts it in the machine, then he presses the button for a Dr. Pepper. The drink comes out, and Jericho picks it up, opens it, and starts taking a few sips....
Jericho begins to walk away, but then he over hears a conversation taking place around the corner. Jericho walks over to the edge of the corner, and listens.... As The Hurricane and The Big Show are heard having a conversation.
"The Wannabe Green Lantern" The Hurricane: Man, Big Show.... Can you believe this mess. We've been training at OVW for 6 months now.....and what does Eric Bischoff tell us when we show up asking for a real match? He tells us we're not ready yet. What's up wit dat?!
"The Big Slow" I mean, The Big Show: I don't know Hurricane, all I know.......is that this is B.S. Eric Bischoff is a jack ass, who couldn't recognize real talent if it jumped up and bit him in the ass! I mean, we're 10 times more talented than half the talent in the lockerroom. But we're never given our chance to prove it!
"The Wannabe Green Lantern" The Hurricane: I know Show. It's ludacris! If only we could get some air time.... I mean, that's all we really need, we don't even really need a match, we just need some air time.
"The Big Slow" I mean, The Big Show: How do you figure that?
"The Wannabe Green Lantern" The Hurricane: It's simple, just think about it.... I mean, if we can get some air time, the fans will notice us. And if the fans notice us, Bischoff will notice us.
"The Big Slow" I mean, The Big Show: Oh okay... So what your saying is, if we can get some fan support, we can convince Bischoff that putting us on the show could help boost up the ratings.
"The Wannabe Green Lantern" The Hurricane: Exactly! I mean, Bischoff isn't that intellegent anyway, it shouldn't take much to convince him of anything really...
After hearing this, Y2J gets an idea! He steps around the corner, and walks over to The Hurricane and The Big Show.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Hey guys.
"The Big Slow" I mean, The Big Show: Hi Chris, what'd you want?
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Well funny you should ask that.... Ya see, I couldn't help over hearing your conversation, and well......I think I can help you guys out.
"The Wannabe Green Lantern" The Hurricane: Really? How?
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Well, it's simple really.... I mean, you guys want some air time. And well, im just the guy who can get it for you! Now, you two have heard of the High Light Reel haven't you?
"The Big Slow" I mean, The Big Show: Ohhhhh, I see what your getting at.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Good. You two meet me by the ring in a few minutes. You'll get your air time.
"The Wannabe Green Lantern" The Hurricane: All right, thanks man.
The scene fades to black....!
Scene #2: The High Light Reel!
Purpose: To Hype Raw!
The cameras come back on, just in time for the Y2J Count-Down!
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Boom!!!! Pyro erupts, and Jericho sturts out onto the stage to a chours of Boo's from the Crowd! The lights in the arena brighten a bit, and Y2J is seen standing at the top of the ramp with his back turned to the crowd. Jericho stands there, his arms stretched out, for a few seconds, then he twirls around charasmaticly, and heads down the ramp.
Once he reaches the end of the ramp, he stops and reaches his hand out to one of the fans in the crowd. The fan, thinking he's gonna get a chance to high five Chris Jericho, eagerly goes to slap his hand. But at the last second, Jericho pulls his hand away, causing the fan to smack nothing but air! Jericho laughs, as the fan flips him off with anger.
After that, Jericho walks up the steps onto the apron, and then spins around and leans on the ropes to look at the crowd. Once he's done that, he steps into the ring, and grabs a mic as his music fades off slowly.....
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Hello everyone, and welcome to the second episode, of The High Light Reel! Brought to you by yours truely, the Living Legend, The High Light of the Night! Chris Jericho!!!!!! (the fans Boo as Jericho brags about himself) Now tonight, I have two very special guests for the High Light Reel..... These men are in search for opporotunity! These men are looking for their time in the spot light! These two just want a chance to tell their side of the story, and to convince all of you people to help them out in their quest to full fill their dream.... Which is to wrestle here, in the WWFX. So without further or do, lets bring these guys out shall we.... First, lets bring out the Big Show!
The fans give off a mixed reaction, as Show's music hits over the PA, and he heads out to the ring..... Once he's made it inside the ring, Jericho hands him a mic, and Show sits down in one of the chairs set up in the ring for Y2J's High Light Reel.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: All right.... And now, the High Light Reel's second guest, The Hurricane!
Hurricane's theme hits, and the fans give off another mixed reaction, as The Hurricane makes his way down the ramp, and into the ring. Once in the ring, his music cuts off, and he's handed a mic by Jericho.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Okay, well now that I have you both on the show. Why don't you two tell these people your side of the story.... Go ahead, tell them.
"The Wannabe Green Lantern" The Hurricane: Well, it's like this: Show and I, have been working hard in OVW for about 6 months now. And all we've gotten for our troubles is nothing! We haven't been given a single match to prove ourselves. Not even at any of the house shows.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Okay. Well what did you guys have in mind, as a way to sway Eric Bischoff's opinion to hold you guys back?
"The Big Slow" I mean, The Big Show: Well Chris, we thought that we'd start a petition tonight. And have all the fans in the arena here tonight sign it. Then after that, give it to Bischoff.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Okay, well do you guys have the petition with you?
"The Big Slow" I mean, The Big Show: Yes we do....
Hurricane holds the clip board, with the petition on it, up for everyone to see.
"The Wannabe Green Lantern" The Hurricane: Here it is.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: All right. Well, what'd you people say? Do you want to sign this petition and help these guys out or what?
The fans Cheer, indicating they do. So Y2J takes the clip board from the Hurricane, and hands it to a ring attendant, who gives it out to the fans in the arena to sign.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Well there you go you guys.... Your petition is being passed out, and it should be signed and completed by the end of the night.
The Hurricane and The Big Show look on with grins of appreciation on their faces. But their grins soon turn to looks of concerns, as Y2J announces something that don't seem to like very much.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: But that's not all you guys. You see, there's another guest that'll be on the High Light Reel tonight. A man I think you two should talk to. This man is the man who you have to convince, Eric Bischoff. Eric, why don't you come on out here, so Show and Hurricane here can tell you face to face why they think they should be given a chance to wrestle at all of the WWFX events!
"I'M Back!" begins to play, as Eric Bischoff walks out onto the stage, and makes his way down to the ring! In the ring, Hurricane and The Big Show are seen asking Jericho why he decided to bring Biachoff out there, but Jericho just smiles and doesn't answer. Once Bischoff has gotten into the ring, Jericho hands him a mic, and begins to speak as Bischoff's music fades off.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Now Boss, Mr. Biachoff, I think these guys have some things they'd like to say to you, guys go ahead.
"The Wannabe Green Lantern" The Hurricane: Well Mr. Bischoff, it's like this, you see, we feel that we've trained at OVW long enough, and that we've earned the right to compete in real wrestling matches, at all the WWFX events.
"The Big Slow" I mean, The Big Show: Yeah Mr. Bischoff, all we're asking for is a chance.
Eric begins to answer, but before he can make a decision on wether or not to give The Big Show and The Hurricane what they want, Jericho chimes in.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Now hold on a second Mr. Bischoff. Before you make your decision. I have some footage that might help you make up your mind. So if you would, please turn your attention to the very expensive, Jeri-Tron-5000!
Hurricane and Show get two very worried looks on their faces, as the footage of the conversation they had earlier that day begins to play on the Jeri-Tron-5000!
Footage:
"The Wannabe Green Lantern" The Hurricane: Man, Big Show.... Can you believe this mess. We've been training at OVW for 6 months now.....and what does Eric Bischoff tell us when we show up asking for a real match? He tells us we're not ready yet. What's up wit dat?!
"The Big Slow" I mean, The Big Show: I don't know Hurricane, all I know.......is that this is B.S. Eric Bischoff is a jack ass, who couldn't recognize real talent if it jumped up and bit him in the ass! I mean, we're 10 times more talented than half the talent in the lockerroom. But we're never given our chance to prove it!
"The Wannabe Green Lantern" The Hurricane: I know Show. It's ludacris! If only we could get some air time.... I mean, that's all we really need, we don't even really need a match, we just need some air time.
"The Big Slow" I mean, The Big Show: How do you figure that?
"The Wannabe Green Lantern" The Hurricane: It's simple, just think about it.... I mean, if we can get some air time, the fans will notice us. And if the fans notice us, Bischoff will notice us.
"The Big Slow" I mean, The Big Show: Oh okay... So what your saying is, if we can get some fan support, we can convince Bischoff that putting us on the show could help boost up the ratings.
"The Wannabe Green Lantern" The Hurricane: Exactly! I mean, Bischoff isn't that intellegent anway, it shouldn't take much to convince him of anything really...
The footage ends, and the cameras focus in on the outraged look on Eric Bischoff's face! Jericho is heard talking....
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Wow! So Mr. Bischoff, what's your decision? (Jericho laughs)
"Easy E" Eric Bischoff: (looks at Jericho) You want my decision? Fine, you'll get my decision. (turns to Hurricane and Show) YOUR FIRED!!!!
Hurricane and Show both get upset! And Show tries to jump up out of the chair he's sitting in and go after Jericho! But when he stands up, the chair is still stuck to his bottom, because he's so big! The fans as well as Jericho begin to laugh.... When Show realizes why they're laughing, he franticly tries to pull the chair off of him, finally he does.
Once he's finally free, he once again decides to go after Jericho, but Bischoff steps in his way.
"Easy E" Eric Bischoff: Oh no you don't Big Show. Your not gonna lay a finger on Chris Jericho. Security get down here and throw this man out of the building, and his little green friend too!
Security arrives, and escourts Big Show and Hurricane out of the arena. Once they're gone, Bischoff shakes Y2J's hand, and leaves. Once Norton's gone, Jericho begins to speak again.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Well, now that that's all taken care of. And those two ass clowns, Big Slow, and The Hurri-Loser are gone. I can now speak a little bit about my match on Raw against Ric Flair. (shakes his head) Ric Flair? Is that guy still around? I mean, is that old fart, is that fossil, that old decrepid dinosaur still wrestling?! (laughs) Now, I don't know about all of you people out there..... But I thought it was against the law to hit a senior citizen. And if that's true, how am I supposed to wrestle one? (laughs again) Now Flair, I don't how exactly you escaped from the old folks home in Charlotte, but my advice for you is.... for your own sake, don't show up for our match. I mean, do you have any idea what I could do to you? I mean, do you have any idea what a young sexy beast like myself could do to an old, smelly, ass clown such as yourself. I mean, Ric, it could get ugly. And im not just talking about having to see you with your shirt off, im talking about how you'll more then likely be left a bloody mess in the middle of this ring..... So im asking you Ric, because im concerned for your well being, don't show up for Raw this week. Please, do your self a favor and don't show up. That way, I still pick up the win, but at the same time, you won't have your career ended..... But if for some strange reason you do decide to show up for Raw, if you do decide to participate in our match this week.....I will have no choice but to leave you lying in a pool of your own blood. Now understand, I don't want to have to do that, I mean.....your a legend Ric.....but if I have to I will. If you show up for the match, I'll have no choice but to beat the living hell out of you, and make you tap to the Walls. So Ric, don't say I didn't warn you. Because come Raw, if you show up....... After you turn on you hearing aide, and you take your 15 different pills to make sure you won't fall over and die during our match, your gonna be in a world of hurt. As a matter of fact, you'll be lucky if you don't spend the rest of your days on life support after I get done with ya! So Ric, with all that in mind, if you do show up, remember......I warned ya!
And with that, "Breakdown The Walls" bangs over the PA system, as Jericho drops the mic, rolls out of the ring, and heads back to the back.
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