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Forward: This Sunday, Chris Jericho has a chance to obtain the Intercontinental Title at Deadly Game. But one man stands in his way, and that man is Edge. The two Canadian Natives look to square off one on one. Which man will over come the other? Will Edge tap to the Walls? Or will Edge strike Jericho down with a well timed Spear? Nobdoy knows......but there's one way to find out! Tune in to Deadly Game this Sunday!
Scene #1: Ringside W/ The King & JR!
Purpose: To Hype Deadly Game!
The scene opens up, and a few no names are seen wrestling each other in the ring....... The cameras stay focused on the no names for a while, then they cut over to The King and JR over at the announce table.
| At The Announce Table |
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| The King & JR |
"BBQ Man" Jim Ross: Well King, in the early going of this match up.......it appears that we may have a great athletic contest between these two men as the match progresses....
"The King" Jerry Lawler: Yeah, that's the way it appears JR.... So who do you pick to win this one?
"BBQ Man" Jim Ross: I honestly don't know their names.....so I couldn't tell ya who I favor in this match up.
"The King" Jerry Lawler: You can distinguish them by the way they look JR..... I'm going with the one in the blue singlet, he's my pick to win.
"BBQ Man" Jim Ross: Well all right.... I guess I'll go with the one in red then.
"The King" Jerry Lawler: Okay, but tell me.......do you care to make a wager on this match?
"BBQ Man" Jim Ross: No thanks King. I'm not much of a gambling man.....
King starts to reply to JR, but is interrupted by the sudden burst of pyro on the ramp-way! As "Break Down The Walls" begins to play over the PA!
"The King" Jerry Lawler: Whoa! What was that JR? Is that Jericho's music?
"BBQ Man" Jim Ross: I think so.... And it would appear he plans on paying us a visit tonight.
"The King" Jerry Lawler: Yeah, but there's a match going on.... He isn't going to go down there and interrupt it, is he?
"BBQ Man" Jim Ross: I don't know King? He doesn't have any business out here right now that's for sure......
As The King and JR argue over why Y2J is out there at this time...... Jericho makes his way out onto the stage. He turns his back to the crowd, and holds his arms out..... Then he twirls around to face the crowd. But instead of heading down the ramp towards the ring.......he veers to his right and makes his way over to the announcer's table.
"BBQ Man" Jim Ross: Well I think it's just been made clear why Y2J is out here..... It looks as if he's come to accompany us at the announcer's table.
Jericho walks over to the announcer's table, and takes a seat in between The King and JR.... He puts a head set on, and begins to speak.
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Hello you couple of Ass-Monkeys! I thought you two could use my help.
"The King" Jerry Lawler: Well I don't know if I need your help Chris. But JR definitely could use some.........his commentating is terrible!
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Yeah I know, that's why I came out here.
"BBQ Man" Jim Ross: Well I don't know how bad my commentating is..... But I guess it's nice to have you out here with us Jericho.
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Of course it is JR! I mean, who else.......other than the soon to be Intercontinental Champion........would you rather have out here? Huh?
"The King" Jerry Lawler: Hey, he has a point JR.
"BBQ Man" Jim Ross: Well, he has a point.... But I don't know how factual it is.
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: And what's that supposed to mean?
"BBQ Man" Jim Ross: It means that it's not engraved in stone yet that you'll win this Sunday. Edge still has a shot at beating you.
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Edge? That Keanu Reeves wanna be doesn't have a chance in hell of beating me. You just wait and see JR, this Sunday i'm gonna mop the floor with that Ass-Clown!
"BBQ Man" Jim Ross: Well so you say....
"The King" Jerry Lawler: Hey, come on JR..... Show Y2J a little respect. I mean, he did defeat the 16 time World Champion, Ric Flair, a few weeks ago.
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Exactly King. You know, that's what I've been trying to tell everyone..... You see, the fact that I beat Ric Flair proves one thing.......and that's that I'm The Man!
"The King" Jerry Lawler: Yeah, that's right.... (quotes Flair) "To be the man, you have to beat the man."
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Yep, and guess what? I beat the man. Which makes me.....
"The King" Jerry Lawler: The Man!
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Yep!
"BBQ Man" Jim Ross: Oh please..... (gets a little irritated) Hey, I thought you came out here to help us commentate on the match that's going on?
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Oh yeah, that's right.... My fault JR. Here, let me give this commentating thing a try..... (Y2J starts mocking JR) And oh......a right hand, another right hand! Oh a Suplex! A Suplex! A Suplex! WOW! This is one hell of a slobber knocker, don't-cha think?
"BBQ Man" Jim Ross: Funny..... Very funny.
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Hey JR, don't ya wish Stone Cold was here? So we could see a.....Stone Cold Stunner! a Stone Cold Stunner! a Stone Cold Stunner! (Y2J laughs a little, then stops mocking JR, noticing that he's really starting to get angry) Oh lighten up JR. (pats JR on the back) I'm just screwin' with ya...... (laughs a little, then sarcastically says) Are ya gonna be all right little feller?
"BBQ Man" Jim Ross: When you leave I will.......
"The King" Jerry Lawler: Oh don't worry about him Chris. He just has a short fuse.
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Yeah, I can see that....
"The King" Jerry Lawler: (changes the subject) So tell me Chris.........are you ready to make Edge tap this Sunday?
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: I most certainly am! I can't wait to lock in the Walls on Edge, and listen as he screams like a little girl!
"BBQ Man" Jim Ross: Well I doubt you'll make Edge tap and scream like a little girl this Sunday..... But speaking of little girls, why don't we talk about how you ran away like a little girl the other night, after you vandalized Edge's vehicle with paint?
"The King" Jerry Lawler: Oh wait, wait, wait JR...... We all know that's not true. Chris just had some other things he needed to take care of else where......so he left.
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Yeah, exactly King.
"BBQ Man" Jim Ross: Ohhhh! You were running like a scolded dog, and you know it!
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: No JR, I don't run from anybody. Especially Keanu Reeves wanna be's that go by the name of Edge.
"BBQ Man" Jim Ross: Well it sure looked like you were running to me.....
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Well believe what you want Jim, but The King and I know the real truth.....
"BBQ Man" Jim Ross: Or your version of it.....
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: You know JR.... The real reason I came out here tonight wasn't because I thought your commentating was bad, I was just joking. You see, the real reason I came out here.......was to give you two free tickets to this concert Fozzy and I are having tomorrow night. But since you've been so disrespectful to me.........I'm only giving King a ticket. (pulls a ticket out of his shirt pocket, and hands it to King) Here ya go King, enjoy.
"The King" Jerry Lawler: Thanks! (puts his ticket away) You see JR, and you said Chris was a bad guy?
"BBQ Man" Jim Ross: I have no comment....
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Of course you don't JR. Not that I blame you, a lot of people become speechless in my presence.... But King to King, you know what i'm talking about, right Jerry?
"The King" Jerry Lawler: Oh yeah.... We blue bloods.....we know what it's like to have people become speechless in our presence.
"BBQ Man" Jim Ross: Blue bloods? I didn't know you were royalty Jericho?
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Yeah JR..... Haven't you heard? I'm The King of The World!
"BBQ Man" Jim Ross: Oh give me a break.
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: (laughs JR off) Well anyway.... I have to run. I'll see you guys at Deadly Game, when I win the Intercontinental Title!
Y2J stands up and takes his head set off.......and then heads back to the back, as the cameras fade to black....!
Scene #2: Backstage, Y2J Dishes Out Free Tickets!
Purpose: To Hype Deadly Game!
The cameras flash on, and we see a few WWFX Superstars standing around a table with various deserts and beverages on it. The superstars appear to be mingling with each other happily.......when Chris Jericho walks up.
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: So what's goin' on guys?
The other superstars look at Jericho with suspicion and don't speak.......
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: What's wrong? Are you guys mad at me because of what I did to Edge's car the other night?
One of the superstars finally speaks up.
Random Superstar: As a matter of fact, we are Chris..... Edge is our friend, and....
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: And, and, and, blah, blah, blah! Look, I don't have any beef with you guys. What's going on between me and Edge doesn't have anything to do you.
The other superstars calm down, realizing Jericho's right........What's going on between him and Edge doesn't concern them.
Other Random Superstar: So what did ya want Chris?
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Well......did you guys see my segement down at ringside?
Other Random Superstar: ...........
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: At the announcer's table.
Other Random Superstar: Oh yeah....
Random Superstar: I remember that..... Uh, what about it?
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Well ya know how I gave King that free ticket to the concert Fozzy and I are holding tomorrow night?
Random Superstar: Yeah.
Other Random Superstar: Hey, are you planning on giving us some free tickets too?
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: (laughs) Why else would I be here?!
Random Superstar: Awesome man!
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Yeah..... (pulls out a couple of tickets, and is just about to hand them to the other superstars.......when he pulls his hand back) There's just one thing I need you to do for me....
Other Random Superstar: And what's that?
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Well it's nothing that complicated, just give Edge this message for me the next time you see him.
Random Superstar: Oka....
SMACK!!! Before the superstar can finish his sentence Jericho slaps him across the face, leaving his hand print on his cheek! The other superstars get a little defensive, but the superstar that got slapped tells them to back off.
Random Superstar: All right Jericho. If we see Edge, we'll give him your message..
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Good, that's what I wanted to hear. (Jerciho hands out some free tickets to the superstars) Enjoy boys!
Jericho walks off, and the WWFX goes to a commercial break. When the cameras come back on, Jericho is seen talking to Coach.
"The Playa" Johnathan Coachman: Come on player... I saw all of those tickets you were dishin' out. How about hookin' The Coach up, huh?
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: All right, all right..... But I only have a few more left. (hands Coach a free ticket) There, a front row seat.
"The Playa" Johnathan Coachman: Hey, thanks man, I owe ya one!
Coach walks off, but then turns back around with a few questions about the concert....
"The Playa" Johnathan Coachman: Hey, this ticket says the concert's gonna take place this Sunday?
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Yeah, that's tomorrow isn't it?
"The Playa" Johnathan Coachman: Yeah, but Deadly Game is tomorrow....
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Yeah I know..... Read the ticket, the concert's gonna take place three hours before Deadly Game starts, in the Old Trafford Arena..... See, only people who have tickets for the Fozzy concert will be allowed into the arena at that time. And then after the concert is over, everyone who doesn't have a ticket for Deadly Game will have to vacate the building.
"The Playa" Johnathan Coachman: Oh okay. I got-cha....
With Coach's questions answered, he walks off...... Once Coach is out of sight, Jericho heads back to his lockerroom.
The cameras follow Jericho down the hallway, and into his lockerroom......when he enters, we see that Jericho has an abundance of female guests waiting for him.
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Ladies, ladies, ladies...........I hope I didn't keep you waiting to long.
Hot Blonde Chick: Oh no Chris, not at all.
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Good.... (Y2J looks around and notices the women have already started drinking without him) I see you ladies didn't wait for me, before you started drinkin' the bubbly.
Hot Blonde Chick: Yeah I know..... We're sorry. But not to worry, we saved some for you.
Another hot woman hands Y2J a glass.....
Hot Brunet Chick: Here honey, drink up!
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Will do... (Y2J takes a few sips) Emmm..... Good drinks, hot women, and soon.......the Intercontinental Title! Life doesn't get better then this ladies!
Hot Brunet Chick: Oh yes it does! (runs her hands all over Y2J's chest) Life is about to get a whole lot better for you!
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: (smirks) Well, I stand corrected....
Hot Blonde Chick: You sure do..... Come on, (sits down on the couch, and motions for Jericho to come over to her) come sit down over here, and let me work some of my majic for you.
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: OKAY!
Jericho hurries over and takes a seat......when he does, the blonde chick straddles him, and the two of them start making out. Then, the brunet comes over.....
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Come on baby, give me some of that sugar! You know you want some of that Vitamin C!
Hot Brunet Chick: I sure do.... (leans over to kiss Jericho, but stops when she notices the cameras still in the lockerroom) But uh.....could we get these perverts out of here first?
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Oh yeah, what was I thinking?
Jericho stands up and starts pushing the camera crew out of his lockerroom.
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: All right guys, lets move it! There's nothing to see here....
Jericho finally gets them out, and slams the door..... And with nothing left for the cameras to video tape, they go to a commercial break.....
After a long break, the cameras return, and Jericho is seen rushing out of his lockeroom with his duffe bag in hand, and trying to button up is shirt.......
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Damn! I'm gonna miss the flight!
The girls come out of the lockerroom.......
Hot Blonde Chick: Are you sure you have to go already? We only had 30 minutes of fun, I know you can go a lot longer then that.
Y2J kisses the blonde, and then kisses the brunet....
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: Oh I know I can! But if I don't leave now i'm gonna miss my flight to England. Most of the WWFX Superstars fly together, and if I don't leave now I might not make it to the air port on time!
Y2J finishes buttoning up his shirt.......and takes off down the hallway.
"The King of The World" Chris Jericho: I gota run! See ya!
Hot Brunet Chick: Well are you gonna call us when you get back in the U.S.?
The scene fades to black...!
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