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Forward: This week on Raw, Y2J Chris Jericho has been given a big match. He is set to take on Stone Cold Steve Austin and Rob Van Dam, along with his tag team partner, Randy Orton! This match will not be for the week at heart folks.... And Jericho will without a doubt be looking to make an impact this Monday. But how will it all turn out? Tune into Raw April 5th to find out!
Scene #1: The High Light Reel!
Purpose: To Hype Raw!
The Scene opens up, and we see a jam packed arena full of screaming fans! The cameras pan around the crowd for a while...... Then they turn their focus onto the ring, when they do.....you can clearly see the set up for the High Light Reel! Just then, the lights dim, and up on the Titan-Tron the count-down begins!
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Pyro shoots off, and the fans give off a slight ripple of cheers! But as Jericho steps out onto the stage, the ripple of cheers over the excitement of Y2J's appearance soon turns into Boo's! As Jericho makes his way out onto the stage......He does his usual thing, where he holds his arms out while turning his back to the ring...... Then Jericho twirls around to face the sellout crowd! Jericho looks around for a while, then he makes his way down the ramp to the ring. Once he reaches the ring, he walks up the steps, onto the apron, and then spins around and leans up against the ropes, taking in all the Boo's..... Then Jericho climbs through the ropes into the ring, and after pacing around for a few minutes, he grabs a mic and orders the monkeys in the back to cut off his music.....Once his music cuts off, he begins to speak.....!
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Hello everyone, and welcome to WWFX is Jericho! (fans Boo) And that's not all, I would also like to welcome everyone to the very first episode of the High Light Reel! (fans Boo again) Now, I know all you ass-clowns out there probably can't stand all of this suspense, so im gonna go ahead and cut right to the chase, and bring out the High Light Reel's guest for tonight! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the High Light Reel's very first guest in the WWFX........I give you The Rock!
The fans go nuts, as "If Ya Smell" hits over the PA, and The Rock comes strutting down the ramp! Once the Rock reaches the ring, he climbs up onto the apron, and then up onto the middle turnbuckle to taunt the crowd..... After he does that, he gets into the ring, and begins to head over to the other turnbuckle to do the same thing, but Jericho stops him!
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Rock! What do you think your doing? This is my Show.....and your not about to steal my spot light, okay? So why don't you go grab yourself a mic, take a seat over there, and let me appeal to all those Jericho-oholics out there, alright Junior?
Rock's music cuts off, and the fans Boo as Y2J begins to taunt the crowd...... After a few moments of being Booed, Jericho stops taunting.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Now did ya see that Rock? That's how you appeal to the fans of the WWFX!
Jericho catches major heat, but he doesn't seem to notice..... And after a couple seconds of silence, Jericho begins his interview with The Rock!
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Alright now.... Rocky, your probably wondering why I asked you to be on my first episode of the High Light Reel... And the answer to that question is......Who else, but the 2nd most electrifying man in sports and entertainment, could be apart of the very first WWFX High Light Reel, along with moi? Now Rock the fir.... (Jericho gets cut off by The Rock)
"The Peoples Champ" The Rock: No hold on just one second Jericho! Did I hear you say...... The 2nd most electrifying man in sports and entertainment?
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Yeah, 2nd most.....that's right.
"The Peoples Champ" The Rock: Well excuse me for asking, but if im the 2nd most electrifying man in sports and entertainment, then who exactly is the 1st?
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: (laughs) Well gee Rock, I thought that'd be pretty obvious...... I mean, of course you realize, that I am the most electrifying man in sports and entertainment, not you.
"The Peoples Champ" The Rock: And how exactly do you figure that?
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Well I mean, lets step back and take a look at our stats for a second. I mean, first, we have you......a great wrestler, so you have the sports thing down.....and then there's your movie career so you have the entertainment thing down...... And then, there's me, which im a great wrestler as well, and of course my band Fozzy is just amazing. So I guess what it really comes down to, is that since we are both about equal in our wrestling accomplishments.........what really is the deciding factor in all of this is our out of the ring indevors......and well, your awful movies just don't stack up to Fozzy. So as you can see, I am the most electrifying man in sports and entertainment! (fans Boo)
"The Peoples Champ" The Rock: Now, hold on a second.... Did you just say, that you think The Rock's movies are awful?
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Yes, that's exac.....
"The Peoples Champ" The Rock: It doesn't matter what you think! (fans exploded) You see Chris Jericho, the fact of the matter is, THE most electrifying man in sports and entertainment today! Is that Pie eatin', Jebroni beatin', Smack down layin', Don't take crap from anybody, Will lite your ass up in about 2 seconds, THE ROCK! (fans Cheer)
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Whoa! Okay okay, calm down for a second. Now, lets just put our egos aside for a while, and lets see if we can start this little interview of ours shall we? Now, the first question I have for you Rock, is this..... This Monday, you have to face The Game, one on one, Now.....how exactly do you feel about having to head into a match, knowing you probably won't walk away with a victory?
"The Peoples Champ" The Rock: Whoa, do you want to run that one by The Rock agian? Did you just say that The Rock probably won't walk away with a victory? Did you just say Triple H will beat The Rock? (pauses, then continues) Jericho, let me make something very, very, clear to you..... You see Jericho, just like The Rock is about to do to you, he is going to Lay The Smacketh Down, on Triple H's Roody Poo Candy Ass this Monday on Raw!
Rock begins to walk towards Y2J in a threatening manner...... But Jericho doesn't back down.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Rock.... (smirks) I've got 3 words for ya...... Just Bring It!
And with that, the fans errupt as the rights and lefts start flying between The Rock and Chris Jericho! At first it looks as Jericho might win this battle of the egos, but The Rock quickly reverses Jeirhco's rights and lefts into rights and lefts of his own..... And after a few hard un answered shots, The Rock spits on his hand, and sends Jericho flying to the ground with an electrifying right hand! The fans go nuts as The Rock picks Jericho up, and slings him against the ropes.....and as Y2J comes running back, SPINEBUSTER!!!!  Jericho hits the mat hard, and all the fans know what's coming next! The Rock clears the ring off all the High Light Reel stuff, and then stands over Jericho......ready to perform the most electtrifying move in sports and entertainment today! The Rock kicks Y2J's arms closer to his body, taunts, and then runs against the ropes, comes back, and hits the other ropes.......and just as he's about to hit The Peoples Elbow, Jericho rolls out of the ring to safety! The fans Boo, but they quickly change back into Cheers, as the injured Jeircho heads up the ramp, while The Rock celebrates in the ring as his music hits over the PA!
Jericho is heard yelling back at The Rock: "This isn't over." As he leaves through the curtains. And the scene fades to black......
Scene #2: Backstage
Purpose: To Hype Raw and The Y2J Match!
The Scene comes to light....... And we can see Adam Norton in his office, talking on his cell phone....
"The Boss" Adam Norton: Yeah..... (listens) Well I hope we can work out some sort of an agreement..... (listens again) Yeah, well we can meet some time and throw around some numbers. (listens, then laughs a little) Ha, yeah I know what ya mean....
Just then, Y2J comes storming into the room.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Hey, we need to talk! Did you see what The Rock just did out there?!
"The Boss" Adam Norton: Uh, hold on a second.... Somethings come up, i'll have to call you back. (listens) Alright, talk to you later.... (gets off the phone and turns his attention to Jericho) What is it? I was on the phone with a very important client, this better be good!
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: I want The Rock in a match!
"The Boss" Adam Norton: That's why you interruped me?! To tell me you wanted a match with The Rock?
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Yeah! I mean, did you see what he did to me out there? I thought i'd be nice and invite him on my show the High Light Reel..... And how does he pay his respect for my generosity? He attacks me! Can you believe that Ass-Clown?!
"The Boss" Adam Norton: Look, regardless of what he did, I can't grant you your match with him.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Why not?
"The Boss" Adam Norton: Because, he already has a match this week, and so do you.... He's facing Triple H, and your in a tag team match.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: So what..... Can't you just change the matches around? You know, put Hunter in the tag match and give me The Rock?
"The Boss" Adam Norton: Im sorry, but I can't.... Now if you don't mind, im gonna call my client back.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: No, no, no, no wait! How about this, i'll wrestle two matches on Raw this week. My tag, and you can put me in the main event and make it a triple threat, how about that?
"The Boss" Adam Norton: Once and for all Chris, the answer.......is NO!
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Alright fine. But what about next week?
"The Boss" Adam Norton: I'll think about it; but I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were you....... But a quick word of advice, don't worry about The Rock, you just keep your mind on your match.
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Don't even worry about it boss, im totaly focused for Raw. You just keep in mind im looking for revenge, and one way or another, i'll get it.......
Jericho leaves, and as he does, Adam flips his phone back out and starts to recall his client......
Out in the hall, Jericho is seen. As he makes his way down the corridor, he is approached by Johnathan Coachman.
"Number 1 Ass-Clown" Johnathan Coachman: Excuse me Chris, I was wondering if I could get a quick interview with you?
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Coach, do you really think a Living Legend such as myself has time for people like you?
"Number 1 Ass-Clown" Johnathan Coachman: Please, I promise it won't take long.....
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Alright, since I feel sorry for ya.....I guess i'll let you interview me. But not right now. Meet me in front of my lockerroom in half an hour.
"Number 1 Ass-Clown" Johnathan Coachman: Alright, see you then...
Jericho and Coach both go their separate ways, and once they're out of camera view, the only thing left to see is a Deadly Game poster on the wall! The cameras slowly zoom in on the poster, as the cameras fade to black.
Scene #3: Outside the Y2J lockerroom, the interview!
Purpose: To Hype The Match on Raw!
The scene opens up, and we see Coach standing outside Chris Jericho's lockerroom. His image is up on the Titan-Tron as he speaks into the camera.
"Number 1 Ass-Clown" Johnathan Coachman: Hello everyone, Johnathan Coachman here. I'm standing outsider Chris Jericho's lockerroom, where I should be getting an interview with him shortly. (the lockerroom door cracks open) and speaking of Chris Jericho, here he is now!
Jericho steps out of his lockerroom, and a sea of Boo's are heard throughout the arena as his image pops up on the Titan-Tron.
"Number 1 Ass-Clown" Johnathan Coachman: Hello Chris. Are you ready to start?
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Yeah, lets get this thing goin' Junior.
"Number 1 Ass-Clown" Johnathan Coachman: Alright, well the first thing I want to know, is what are you feelings about The Rock and what just happened on your very first High Light Reel here in the WWFX?
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: My feelings? You want to know what my feelings are? Well I'll tell ya what my feelings are Coach! I feel angry. I feel like I was disrespected by The Rock. I mean, who does he think he is treating me like he did, on MY SHOW?! All I have to say about the Brahma Bull, is that he better watch his back, because sooner or later what he did tonight on the High Light Reel is gonna catch up with him. And when it does, it's gonna be a bad day to be the Peoples Champion!
"Number 1 Ass-Clown" Johnathan Coachman: Okay. Well what about your match this week on Raw? This week you've been put in a tag team match with Randy Orton against Stone Cold Steve Austin and Rob Van Dam. What are your thoughts on your opponents?
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Well Coach, as far as "Soon to be out Cold" Steve Austin, and Rob Van Dimwit are concerned, I can't wait to make both of them tap out this Monday to the Walls of Jericho! You see, both Austin and RVD think they're gonna walk away with a win this Monday night over Orton and I......but what they don't realize, is that this Monday they're going to be in the ring with a Larger Then Life Living Legend! They're going to have to deal with The King, Of The World! And well, long story short Coach......they just can't hang, with Y2J!
"Number 1 Ass-Clown" Johnathan Coachman: Well that may be.... But what about your tag team partner Randy Orton? Do you think you two will be able to cooperate with one another?
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Well it's like this Coach.... If Orton can stay out of my way, then I don't think we'll have any problems destroying RVD and Austin this Monday. But if for some reason Orton does decide to get in my way... Then him, along with Austin and RVD, will just have to Hit The Walls. Because ya see, I don't plan on taking any crap this Monday. And when push comes to shove, if Randy decides to let his cocky little ego get in the way, then he'll be taken care of.
"Number 1 Ass-Clown" Johnathan Coachman: Speaking of Orton's ego. He does call himself The Legend Killer, and in your own words....you are a Larger Then Life Living Legend. Do you think any of that will come into play on Raw?
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Actually I don't Coach. See, Orton does have a big ego, but if there's one thing we both have in common is our passion to win. And this Monday, I think he knows just as well as I do that we both need to win. Now like I said, if he provokes me in anyway, I won't hesitate to smack some sense into him. But honestly, I don't think Orton and I will have any issues between us this Monday. Because like I said.....we both want to win, and well.......we both will win come Raw.
"Number 1 Ass-Clown" Johnathan Coachman: Okay. Well, back to your opponents...... Which man do you think will pose the most threat to you and Orton on Monday, RVD or Stone Cold?
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Well Coach, as much as I hate to admit it......I think Austin will be our biggest threat. I mean, back in the WWE he was a multi time Heavyweight Champion, not to mention a mutil time Royal Rumble winner, and the list of accomplishments goes on and on..... But the one thing that Austin doesn't have, is the charisma that I have. And in the end, I will be charasmatically leading my team to a victory on Raw.
"Number 1 Ass-Clown" Johnathan Coachman: Alright. Well, what about RVD, this guy is one heck of a high flyer, how do you plan to keep him grounded?
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Well that's simple Coach, I plan on taking out his legs early. And once his legs are gone, RVD isn't a threat at all.
"Number 1 Ass-Clown" Johnathan Coachman: Alright Chris. Well thank you for your time. But before we go, do you have any last words?
"Y2J" Chris Jericho: Yeah... Austin, Rob, get ready to Hit The Walls. Because this Monday, when the Y2J Counter hits zero, your careers are over! (turns to Coach) Now if you'll excuse me, I have some ladies waiting for me that would like a big dose of Vitamin C!
And with that, Jericho walks off, as the Cameras fade to black....!
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