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Forward: On Slammin', Stone Cold picked up his 3rd win in a row....when he defeated Mark Jindrak! Austin's experienced payed off, and now he has some serious momentum going into his 6 Man Match..... This week on Slammin' Austin will get his chance at fighting for the Undisputed Title at Fall of The Empire! All Austin has to do is beat 5 other men in a one fall 6 man match. It'll be Austin versus Shawn Staisiak versus Eugene versus Sean O' Haire versus Mark Jindrak versus John Cena.....with a first class ticket to Fall of The Empire on the line! If Austin can pull out a victory, he'll join the likes of The Rock and Christopher Daniels, who'll be gunning for Triple H, and his Undisputed Championship! Can Austin do it? He said previously that a new Austin era has begun, if he wins this Saturday.....Austin's words may really come to pass.
Scene #1: Austin In The Ring! Midgets?!
Purpose: To Hype Slammin'!
The scene come to light, and we see a jam packed arena. The fans are eagerly waiting the next segment of the House Show, when all of a sudden......Glass Shatters, Austin's intro viedo plays over the Titan-Tron, And "Hell Yeah" bangs over the PA system!
This brings the crowd to their feet.......and as Austin steps through the curtains he walks into a wave of Cheers!
Austin is wearing his wrestling attire.....which strikes The King and JR as odd.
"BBQ" Jim Ross: Well that doesn't make any sense......
"The King" Jerry Lawler: What doesn't make any sense JR?
"BBQ" Jim Ross: Austin is wearing his wrestling attire..... Why would he do that? He's not scheduled to have a match tonight.
"The King" Jerry Lawler: Well maybe he is, and we just don't know about it? For all we know, he could have demanded a match from Paul Heyman a few moments ago, and got it!
"BBQ" Jim Ross: That may be King.... But the expression on Austin's face doesn't appear like he's getting ready to take part in a wrestling match. I think he has something else up his sleeve.
"The King" Jerry Lawler: Like what?
"BBQ" Jim Ross: I don't know......
Austin stomps up the steps in typical Stone Cold fashion, and then climbs into the ring. Once he's in the ring, he does his usual thing of climbing all four turnbuckles and taunting the crowd. After that.....he paces around the ring for a while, then grabs a mic and begins to speak as his music cuts off.
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Now, I bet alot of you are wondering why im out here dressed to wrestle tonight...... And the answer to that question is simple, I AM going to wrestle tonight! (the fans pop, and Austin smiles like he knows something the rest of us don't) See, I was sitting in my lockerroom backstage, and I got-ta thinkin'.... Why wait until this Saturday to have that Fatal Six Man match? (the fans cheer) I mean....why prolong the inevitable? I'm going to win one way or the other..... So why wait another couple of days right? ....... Well anyway....I talked to the man who makes the matches, and I got him to let that Fatal Six Man match take place, RIGHT HERE TONIGHT!!!! (the fans explode with excitment!) Yeah, I thought you people might like that.... Now, this match won't decide who goes onto Fall of The Empire, but regardless.....it will be the same match. So consider this a sneak preview of this Saturday's Slammin'..... (the fans cheer) Well, with that being said..... Lets bring out the five men I'll be wrestling tonight, and this Saturday......and lets get this match started! (the fans cheer again) Introducing first, from Auburn New York.....Mark Jindrak!
The fans start to give off a mixed reaction as Jindrak's music hits, but their mixed reaction soon turns to laughter, as a minature Jindrak steps out onto the stage!
"BBQ" Jim Ross: I knew Austin didn't have a real match tonight..... (laughs) Do you see that little Mark Jindrak King?
"The King" Jerry Lawler: Yeah I see him.... You know, Austin will pay for this one, Jindrak won't take this kind of mockery lying down....
The mini Jindrak walks down the ramp, and slides into the ring with Austin....
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: So how ya doin' Mark? Are you all right? (Austin sticks his hand out like he would if he was measuring something) You seem a little smaller then you did the last time I saw you.
The fans laugh....
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Your not shrinking on me are ya? (the mini Jindrak tries to reply, but can't be heard.....) Hey, somebody give this kid a mic, I can't hear him....
A ring attendant does what Austin tells him to do, and hands Jindrak a mic.
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Now what did you say earlier?
"The Minature" Mark Jindrak: I was saying.... That the time for talk is over, lets get down to business! I'm gonna beat your ass right here in this ring, tonight!
Austin and the fans laugh at this comment......
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Say what now.... (laughs) Did you just say you were gonna beat my ass, right here tonight, in this ring?
"The Minature" Mark Jindrak: That's right.... You got a problem with it?
Austin looks around at the crowd, that is consumed with laughter, scracthes his head, and then.......Stunner on the little guy!!! Austin has to literally fall down to his knees to Stunner the midget, but never the less he Stunner's him..... After that, Austin picks him up and tosses him out of the ring.....
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Well, now that I've taken out my first opponent tonight....... Lets bring out the second one.......from Boston Massachusetts, John Cena!
"Word Life" hits over the PA, and the small, but thugish looking, John Cena makes his way out to the ring......he already has a mic in his hand, and begins to bust a rhyme on the way down to the ring.
"The Little Thug" John Cena: Yo'.....Yo'..... Let me lite this place up real quick..... I said let me lite this place up real quick....
Check it!
The name's John Cena, I turn out rhymes that sizzle
Stone Cold, your time is up.....that new era of yours is about to fizzle.
I don't bust out rhymes because I can, I do it because I want to
The Rattlesnake is about to be destroyed......this game of ours ain't for little boys.....
I'm as real as murder......
If you don't recognize, you'll probably end up circumsized.
That chain of yours is fake, why not try rockin' a lock, This time I won't be cuttin' anyone any brakes.
Things are about to get serious, don't stand there and look presumptuous....
I'm popin' my knuckles as we speak, your face better get ready....
This rhyme is the sh*t.... They already started printin' your Obituary!
Call mommy and daddy, tell them that you love them....
Say your good byes while you can
From me to you, I bring you a present....
Your fingers tell the story....
Prepare yourself boy, don't get horny, no girl is ever going to.....
Holds the mic up....and the crowd finishes: F-U!!!!!
The crowd laughs at the rap the midget has just done, while Austin does the same in the ring.... A few seconds after finishing the rap, the midget John Cena steps into the ring...... The midget jumps at Austin like he's about to hit him, and Austin plays along and flinches, pretending to be frightened by the little man....
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: You just stand over there in that corner, I'll get to you later.
The little Cena does what he's told..... As Sean O' Haire's music hits, and the minature O' Haire comes walking down to the ring..... After O' Haire, a smaller and even funnier version of Eugene comes out to the ring. And then, a little Shawn Stasiak makes his way out there....
After all the midgets, aside from Jindrak who got taken care of earlier, are in the ring, Austin begins to talk again.
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Well now that we're all here.... I think we should give these fans what they want.... Let's give them that 6 Man, Well....(looks down at the midget Jindrak that is laying outside of the ring)....That 5 man match these people have been waiting to see.
A bell rings, and all the midgets start attacking each other.....mean while, the fans don't know whether to laugh, or to start cheering one of the midgets on.....
After a couple of minutes of mayhem, Austin gets involved in the so called "match".
Austin takes the mini Stasiak and O' Haire and smashes their heads together..... Then he tosses the mini Eugene out of the ring, before finally Stunnering and pinning the midget John Cena to win the match.
After the final bell has rung, Austin gets back on the mic.
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Well as you people could plainly see.....I just whooped Mark Jindrak, Eugene, Sean O' Haire, Shawn Stasiak, and John Cena's ass! Just like I will this Saturday.
All of the midgets scurry out of the ring to the backstage area, except for Cena, who is still out from the mini Stunner he got....
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Now.... (walks over and stares down at the fallen John Cena minature) Let this be a lesson to everybody......don't mess with Stone Cold Steve Austin, unless you wanna end up like John Cena over here..... And that's the bottom line, CUZ Stone Cold SAID SO!!!
Austin's music hits, and he rolls out of the ring and heads back to the back.....
"BBQ" Jim Ross: So what did you think about that show of athleticism by Stone Cold King?
"The King" Jerry Lawler: Please JR, don't play along with this.... You know just as well as I do that those five guys weren't who Stone Cold said they were.....because if they were, things wouldn't have turned out so well for Stone Cold Steve Austin.
"BBQ" Jim Ross: (laughs) Yeah, but didn't you think that little John Cena was hilarious?
"The King" Jerry Lawler: Yeah, that John Cena may have been hiliarious, but I guarantee you the John Cena that will be in the ring with Stone Cold this Saturday wont be! The real John Cena will be all business.....and Stone Cold will be fres out of luck come Slammin'!
JR laughs again, and even King has to crack a smile just thinking about what just happened......as the scene fades to black...!
Scene #2: Michael Cole Interview!
Purpose: To Hype Slammin'!
The scene comes to light, and we see Michael standing alongside Steve Austin outside Stone Cold's lockerroom.... The fans cheer when they notice Austin up on the Titan-Tron, and after the fans start to quiet down a little bit.....Michael Cole begins the interview.
"The Frosty Haired" Michael Cole: Hello folks.....im standing here with Stone Cold Steve Austin..... Now, as many of you probably recall.....last week Austin had to cut our interview short, but he told me to catch back up with him to pick up where we left off. (stops talking towards the cameras, and turns to talk directly to Austin) Well Stone Cold, when we were talking last week, you told me you'd defeat Mark Jindrak......and well. you did. What do you have to say about that?
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Well, all I have to say about that is......I told ya so! (fans Cheer a little) The fact of the matter is, just like I do every week, I went out to the ring and got myself a victory. See, Mark Jindrak is nothing but a wanna be EWE Superstar....... He may have the look, and he may have the attitude, but everyone found out last week.......that he doesn't have the skills, and he doesn't have the moves. Jindrak got his ass handed to him curtisy of Stone Cold Steve Austin..... And this Saturday he'll get his ass handed to him again, and so will 4 other men. See, what people like Mark Jindrak fail to realize, is that when you step into the ring with ol' Stone Cold.....there's only one outcome to look forward to..... And that outcome is, laying flat on your back, looking up at the lights......
"The Frosty Haired" Michael Cole: Yes, well.....you did prove last week that you could beat one of the men in that 6 man match you'll be in this Saturday....... But do you think you'll be able to defeat, not one, but all five other men in the match your in this Saturday?
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: No Cole, I don't think I'll be able to defeat all five other men in my match this Saturday.....I KNOW I'll be able to defeat all five other men in my match this Saturday! (fans pop) See Cole, it doesn't matter how many men im in the ring with..... I could be wrestling 20 men (What?!)
12 men (What?!) 13 men (What?!) 18 men (What?!) 2 men (What?!) 1 man (What?!) or 100 men!!! (What?!) The fact is, it doesn't really matter how many men i'm put up against. I'm the man, and I always will be the man.... I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin. I eat, sleep, and breathe this business..... I live for walking into that wrestling ring every night and laying people out..... It's what I do, always have, always will! And this Saturday won't be any different! I'm going to walk into that wrestling ring like I've done every other night.....and i'm going to walk out of that wrestling ring a winner.
"The Frosty Haired" Michael Cole: So your not worried at all that you may lose this Saturday?
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Course not! I don't sweat anybody.... And I don't sweat any match im put in..... To put that in laymen terms.......I don't give a damn who im up against, or how im up against them. It's plain and simple, no matter what type of match it is, no matter who my opponent is.....im walking out with my hand raised, no question about it!
"The Frosty Haired" Michael Cole: Well what about your opponents specifically.....? How do you feel about them?
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: How do I feel about them? Which one specifically are we talking about here? The one that comes out to the ring and spits out nursery rhymes? Or is it the guy who talks about airplanes, ice cream, and shiny gold all day? (Austin gives off a slight chuckle) How do I feel about them....? What do I think about them....? Well, to be honest, I think every last one of them is a joke! I mean, does somebody really expect any of them to beat me? I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin! It's gonna take a lot more then a rookie, a vanilla ice wanna be, a retard, a widow maker, and some former hardcore champion to put a stop to me..... The fact that they're even gonna be in the ring with me is a disgrace to this business..... To tell ya the truth I don't know why we're even having the match this Saturday in the first place? Everyone already knows im going to win..... I mean, why not just give me that last spot at Fall of The Empire to save everyone else in the match the trouble of being humiliated in the ring? (shakes his head) I don't get it, I mean......why put a guy like me in the ring with guys like that? It's going to be a massacre.....
"The Frosty Haired" Michael Cole: Well I don't know if your opponents would agree with that..... But from what your saying, and from judging what you did earlier out there in the ring......it's obvious that your not taking your opponents very seriously..... Why is that?
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Why is that?.....Hell!.....Have you seen em'? They're a bunch of clowns...... I don't know if im scheduled for a wrestling match, or if I've been given a front row seat at the crircus! ................ The fact is Cole, bottom line, im gonna walk all over those other five men this Saturday. I'm gonna toss em around the ring, from turnbuckle to turnbuckle, until I see fit that they've had enough...... See, this Saturday, you and the fans won't be seeing a match, you'll be seeing the destruction of Eugene, Jindrak, Stasiak, Cena, and O' Haire.....plain and simple! The new Austin era has begun.....and this Saturday we take one more step closer to it's climax.
"The Frosty Haired" Michael Cole: Well thank you Stone Cold..... And good luck this Saturday in your match.
The scene fades to black...!
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