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Forward: On Slammin', Stone Cold picked up his 3rd win in a row....when he defeated Mark Jindrak! Austin's experienced payed off, and now he has some serious momentum going into his 6 Man Match..... This week on Slammin' Austin will get his chance at fighting for the Undisputed Title at Fall of The Empire! All Austin has to do is beat 5 other men in a one fall 6 man match. It'll be Austin versus Shawn Staisiak versus Eugene versus Sean O' Haire versus Mark Jindrak versus John Cena.....with a first class ticket to Fall of The Empire on the line! If Austin can pull out a victory, he'll join the likes of The Rock and Christopher Daniels, who'll be gunning for Triple H, and his Undisputed Championship! Can Austin do it? He said previously that a new Austin era has begun, if he wins this Saturday.....Austin's words may really come to pass.
Scene #1: Austin Part Of The Nascar Pre-Race Show! Start Your Engines!
Purpose: To Promote The EWE!
The scene comes to light, and we see a sky view of the track Nascar is at today.
As the cameras cut to different views of the track, announcers are heard talking....
Race Announcer 1: Hello folks, it looks like a great day for racing! Our drivers are just about to climb into their vehicles, we should be heading to the Green in around 15 minutes....
Race Announcer 2: That's right. And do ya know what else?
Race Announcer 3: No, what?
Race Announcer 2: Well.....today we have a very special guest who'll be saying those ever famous words....."Drivers start your engines."
Race Announcer 1: Oh, you mean that beer drinkin' Texas native....
Race Announcer 2: That's right, Stone Cold Steve Austin from the EWE! He's here today, and he'll be telling the drivers to start their engines later on this after noon, right before race time.
Race Announcer 3: Wow! That's big..... Ya know, wrestlers get a bad rap sometimes, but not this guy. I talked to him earlier today, he's a great guy, and he's a big race fan.
Race Announcer 1: Well, hailing from Texas how could he not be a race fan?
Race Announcer 2: (laughs) Well that's ture.....
Race Announcer 1: Well anyway.... Before we get to startin' this race, why don't we take a look at what happened earlier today with Stone Cold Steve Austin, as he mingled with our drivers....
The scene fades to black, then comes back to light.....showing what happened to Austin earlier in the day....
At first we see Austin entering one of the buildings at the race track.....He gets approached by a Nascar Representitive.
"Nascar Rep" Dan: Well how do-ya do Mr. Austin.... (shakes Austin's hand) We here at Nascar are thrilled to have you here today. Your presence should really get our fans into the race today.
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Yeah, well im just happy to be here.....big fan.
"Nascar Rep" Dan: Yes I've heard.... The drivers are big fans of yours, kinda ironic isn't it? (laughs) So, is there anything I can get you?
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: A cold beer would be nice.
"Nascar Rep" Dan: All right, um..... (spots a man wearing a Coca-Cola jump suit carrying a few crates of coke) Excuse me..... Are you headed to one of the concession stands?
"Coca-Cola Man" Billy: Yeah.....why?
"Nascar Rep" Dan: Could you show Mr. Austin where the concession stand is? He wants a beer.....
"Coca-Cola Man" Billy: Sure.
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: (to the Coke man) Thanks.... (to Nascar Rep, Dan) Just call me Stone Cold.
"Nascar Rep" Dan: Okay..... Well, once you get your beer, come see me if you have any other questions Stone Cold.
Austin follows the Coca-Cola man to the concession stand.... Once there, he grabs a beer from a 12 pack that has already been opened.... He snaps the can open, and starts to drink.
Then he starts to leave, as he's leaving he passes by the man who's supposed to be in charge of the concession stand.
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Hey, thanks for the free beer....
"concession stand guy" Tim: Wha, what? Free?
Before the guy can put two and two together.....Austin is gone.
A few minutes later, the Cameras catch back up to Austin..... He's seen talking with Nascar Driver Rusty Wallace.
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: So are you gonna win today?
"Miller Lite" Rusty Wallace: Well I hope so... The car was feeling pretty well during the practice run. It's not the fastest on the track, but hopefully it'll get it done come race time.
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Yeah.....
Rusty looks down and notices Austin is drinking a Budwiser.
"Miller Lite" Rusty Wallace: Now what's up with that? A Budwiser? Why didn't you get a Miller Lite?
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Why didn't? Don't you mean why would I? Budwiser is the King of Beers, there ain't none better.
"Miller Lite" Rusty Wallace: If you say so. Hey, your not a Dale Jr fan are you?
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Yeah, why?
"Miller Lite" Rusty Wallace: Ahhh! I can't stand that guy.... He thinks he's so much better then the rest of us, just because his father had the nickname "The Intimidator".
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Oh come on now.... Don't go bangin' on Dale Jr, that guy can race.
"Miller Lite" Rusty Wallace: Yeah, that's why I don't like him. (laughs a little) He's my biggest competition around here.
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Yep....
"Miller Lite" Rusty Wallace: So who are your favorite drivers?
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Well basicly, everyone who has a beer sponsor... You, Dale Jr, Steerling Marlin......
"Miller Lite" Rusty Wallace: Yep, the dream sponsor for every racer is an alcoholic beverage of some kind.
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Yep, that's why I like Nascar. Beer, cars, and speed!
"Miller Lite" Rusty Wallace: Yep.
Shakes Rusty's hand
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Well nice talkin' to ya......good luck out there today.
"Miller Lite" Rusty Wallace: Yeah, you too.... Good luck on uh, uh...
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Slammin'.
"Miller Lite" Rusty Wallace: Yeah Slammin'..... Good luck on Slammin'.
Austin chugs down the rest of his beer, and gives Rusty a nod as he walks away..... But before Austin can get in a few steps of distance he turns back around and tosses his empty can at Rusty.
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Throw that away for me will ya?
Austin turns and walks off, leaving Rusty looking at an empty beer can.......
The cameras cut from the scens of Austin, back to the Race announcers.
Race Announcer 2: Austin's a riot isn't he?
Race Announcer 1: Yeah, did you see the look on Rusty's face when he tossed him that empty can?
Race Announcer 3: Yeah, Rusty ain't used to takin' orders from anybody.....
Race Announcer 1: Well, we're only a few more minutes until the start of the race, but before we go down track side, lets take look at this survey type interview given to Mark Martin earlier today..... (laughs) Mark gets one question REALLY wrong!
The scene cuts to the earlier interview with Mark Martin.
Interview Dude: So Mark tell me..... What do you prefer, Blondes of Brunets?
"Racing Legend" Mark Martin: Uh, blondes.
Interview Dude: Okay, Fords or Chevys?
"Racing Legend" Mark Martin: (looks around the room in a paronoid fashion) Well are my sponsors watching? (laughs) I better go with Fords just in case they are...
Interview Dude: All right. which track do you like better....Bristol or Taledega?
"Racing Legend" Mark Martin: Taledega.
Interview Dude: Scooby or Scrapy Doo?
"Racing Legend" Mark Martin: Neither..... I always liked Deputy Dog.
Interview Dude: Okay.... Um..... Mountain Dew or Mellow Yellow?
"Racing Legend" Mark Martin: Mellow Yellow.
Interview Dude: Okay. Well who is your favorite wrestler? The Rock or Stone Cold Steve Austin?
"Racing Legend" Mark Martin: The Rock. I never really liked Stone Cold.
Just then, Austin steps into view, and Mark Martin goes white.....
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: What's that you said about Stone Cold Steve Austin?
Mark jumps up out of his seat and runs out of the trailer..... Austin laughs..... The cameras cut back to the Race Announcers.
Race Announcer 1: Well that's what happened earlier today....
Race Announcer 3: Yep... You know, I don't think I've ever seen Mark move that fast before.....not even in his race car.
The announcers laugh.
Race Announcer 3: Well anyway... It's about that time. So lets go track side, where the drivers will be told to start their engines....
The cameras cut down to where the drivers are.... They pan around taking a look at them all, then the cameras cut to where a podium is set up.... A man in a brown suit walks up to the podium.
Man in Brown Suit: Here today to announce the starting of the engines, is EWE Superstar....Stone Cold Steve Austin!
The fans in the stadium Cheer, as Austin takes the podium.
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Well, there really isn't much for me to say.... Except for, make sure to watch me whoop ass every Saturday on Slammin', and win the EWE Title at Fall of The Empire.....and well...... Drivers....Start Your Engines!!!!
The drivers do as they're told, and the Nascar fans come to their feet as the rumble of F-15's are heard as they fly overhead.
A short while later, the Green flag is flown and the race gets underway....
Race Announcer 1: Boogity boogity boogity boys.....lets go racing!
Aftet the race, images are shown of Austin celebrating with the winning Driver (Rusty Wallace) as the scene fades to black....!
Scene #2: Austin Speaks In The Ring!
Purpose: To Promote Slammin'!
The scene opens up, and we hear the loud shattering of glass, as "Hell Yeah" Austin's theme music begins to play over the PA! The fans jump up and give Austin a standing ovation, as The Texas Rattlesnake makes his way down the ramp and into the ring....
Once in the ring, Austin climbs all four turnbuckles, one after another, and raises him arms to taunt the crowd. After that, a ring attendant hands him a mic, and he begins to speak as his music fades off....!
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Well, another week has gone by. And another man has fallen victim to the Stone Cold Stunner! (fans Cheer!) This past Saturday.....a boy by the name of Mark Jindrak got taught a lesson.... That lesson being, don't step into the den of the Rattlesnake, unless you know have a strong dose of anti venom waiting for you. In this case, that strong anti venom would have been a good docotor and about 5 ice packs.... Which lucky for Jindrak, he had. Now Jindrak, I have to hand it to ya boy.....you put up one heck of a fight. At a few points in the match, you even stood toe to toe with me and exchanged blows. For that, I congratulate you. (Austin claps his hands for a second, then stops and continues speaking) You did good Jindrak, but don't let that go to your head.... Yeah, you lasted quite a while in the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin.....but you know what they say, lightning doesn't strike twice. Which is why this Saturday in the 6 man match of ours, you won't be lasting near as long.... See, im gonna take your piss ant self, out very quickly! I'm gonna hit you with a Stunner, then toss you out of the ring and move on to the next guy.... 
Your only hope is that someone else gets in my way before I find my way to you.... Because if I don't already have that match won before I turn around and see your sorry ass.... Your gonna be in trouble. And that's a promise you know for a fact I can back up..... You know, last week I heard a lot of people saying.....Austin can't beat Jindrak, Jindrak is awesome, he's the EWE's future....... But do ya know what happened? I did what everybody said I wouldn't do, all those people who ever doubted Stone Cold Steve Austin got SHUT UP last week! See, I proved that I was back, and that I still am the real deal last week.....when I beat Mark Jindrak. Before last week, people just thought I was getting lucky......in the words of Michael Cole, people thought that I was just managing to beat my opponents. Well, last week I proved that I wasn't managing to beat anyone.....I've been beating people 'cause im the best! Always have been.....always will be. And I'll write that in stone at Fall of The Empire, when I regain the EWE Title! (big pop) And OH YEAH! I will be going to Fall of The Empire! Ya see, this Saturday im gonna lay waste to each and every other man in that Main Event with me.....until there's no one left in the ring but one man, Stone Cold Steve Austin...... See, im gonna be Stunnering every thing that moves this Saturday, and when it's all said and done, after all the smoke has cleared.....I'M gonna be the man whos hand is raised in victory! It's gonna be Stone Cold who goes onto Fall of The Empire to wrestle for the Title! Not Sean O' Haire! Not Shawn Staisiak! Not John Cena! Not Eugene! And most definitely Not Mark Jindrak! (the fans erupt, really getting behind Austin) See, I didn't work my ass off to get a shot at the Title just so a bunch of losers like the ones I'll be in the ring with this Saturday can just take that away from me! NO! I worked my ass off, and the bottom line is.....im getting my Title shot, no If's And's or But's about it! The new Stone Cold era has begun.....and come Fall of The Empire it will hit it's climax. Now, there are a few people that stand in my way, there names are... Shawn Stasiak (What?!) Mark Jindrak (What?!) Sean O' Haire (What?!) John Cena (What?!) I said John Cena (What?!) I said that punk with a lock and chain around his neck John Cena! (What?!) And Eugene (What?!, then some Cheers....Austin lets the crowd quiet down a little bit, then continues) Now, to those five men I say this.... I've bleed before, I've sweat before, and I've nearly killed myself before......and I ain't afraid to do any of them again. Ya see, no matter how much I sweat, no matter how much blood I lose, no matter how close I come to dying from exhaustion....one way or another, im pinning one of you five guys in the middle of that wrestling ring. I don't care what it takes, im winning! It's as simple as that. So you guys, you can spit out your little rhymes like John Cena would..... You can look at yourself in a mirror like Jindrak would.... You can say things that mean absolutely no sense at all what so ever like Eugene would..... But after all the name calling and all they hype, only one man will walk away going to Fall of The Empire after this Saturday.....and im sorry to say it for you other five guys, but that man will be me..... The Texas Rattlesnake (What?!) The Bionic Redneck (What?!) The Bullet Proof (What?!) Toughest....son of a b*tch you will EVER meet! (What?!) Stone Cold Steve Austin.... (the fans break into a frenzy of Cheers) Now a couple of ya may be in denial about all of that.... But sooner or later your gonna have to face the truth. And the truth is, I'M going to Fall of The Empire, I'M taking on Christopher Daniels, The Rock, and Triple H, and I'M gonna be the next EWE Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion! (fans Cheer) The reason being, im the most ruthless, im the most unforgiving, and im the most dangerous! See, Triple H, the Cerebral Assaisain, he may play his mind games...... The Rock, he may be able to run off at the mouth.... Christopher Daniels, The Fallen Angel, he may think he has God on his side..... But when push comes to shove, none of those things hold a candle to good ol' Southern Agression! And Southern Agression is exactly what I've got.... The fact is, I won't be showing any mercy this Saturday......just like I won't be showing any mercy at Fall of The Empire. I'm going to win this Saturday, and there ain't a damn thing any of the five other men in my match can do about it! I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin, I don't lay down for anybody..... And this Saturday Jindrak, Eugene, O' Haire, Stasiak, and John Cena are gonna find that out first hand. And after im through with them...... (pauses for a second, as a Austin chant starts, then continues) And after im through with that five on Slammin' this Saturday.....i'm commin' after you Triple H.....and you Rock, and you Daniels. Because the fact of the matter is, I don't care who you are.....if you stand in Stone Cold's way, your gettin' taken care of, end of discussion.... So Stasiak, you weird-o from planet craziack or whatever it's called..... (What?!) John Cena, you wanna be thug..... (What?!) Eugene, you stupid little freak...... (What?!) Mark Jindrak, you sick bastard..... (What?!) And Sean O' Haire, you pathetic piece of crap..... All of you prepare yourselves for defeat, because Slammin' is the begining of the end for each and every one of ya! I'm walking into Slammin' a possible Number 1 Contender.......and im walkin' out of Slammin' THE Number 1 Contender..... Because regardless of who else is getting a Title shot at Fall of The Empire......I'm the only one that Triple H needs to be worrying about, because im the only one who can, and will, take that pretty little Title from around his waist..... Now, if you people like the way that sounds.....GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!!! (Hell Yeah!!!!) And that's the bottom line........
CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!!!!!!
And with that being said, Austin drops the mic, as his music hits over the PA! Instead of heading straight back to the back, Austin decides to stay in the ring a while and take in the Cheers from the sold out crowd.......
The scene fades to black...!
Scene #3: Backstage, Ensuring Victory!
Purpose: To Promote Slammin'!
The scene comes to light, and it's right after Austin's speech in the ring....
The cameras focus in on William Regal, who is standing in front of a table pouring himself a cup of coffee backstage.... After he's poured his coffee, he grabs a small spoon and stirs it up a little bit. Then he goes to turn around.....and when he does, he comes face to face with Stone Cold Steve Austin!
"The Man From The Mother Land" William Regal: (Regal gets startled when he first sees Austin, but he quickly regains his train of thought) Oh Austin, how are you? You know, you kind of startled me there for a second.... (laughs) So what can I do for you?
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: You can listen to what I have to say....That's what you can do for me.
Regal quickly realizes Austin hasn't shown up for social reasons.....
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: You remember what happened last Saturday on Slammin' don't-cha?
"The Man From The Mother Land" William Regal: Yes, I remember Slammin'..... (gets a confused look on his face) What exactly are we talking about here?
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: We're talking about your boy Eugene. He beat The Undertaker Saturday....
"The Man From The Mother Land" William Regal: (Regal smiles confidently) Why yes he did! Eugene did beat The Undertaker.....(a smirk comes across Regal's face).....Your not afraid that Eugene might defeat you, are you?
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Hell No!!! Eugene's special.... (the crowd chimes in: What?!) He's not right up stairs (What?!) Nobody's home (What?!) Nobody's behind the wheel (What?!) THE BOY AIN'T GOT NO SENSE!!! (What?!....then some cheers) No.....im not worried about Eugene. See, Eugene isn't the one that really defeated The Undertaker last week.... I mean, sure, he pinned him, but it was you and those brass knucks of yours that beat The Undertaker, not Eugene.
Regal looks a little puzzled......
"The Man From The Mother Land" William Regal: Just what exactly are you getting at?
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: What im getting at.... Is this Saturday, im gonna be in a match.....a chance at the Undisputed Title on the line.....your boy is in it.....And if you decide to get involved in my match in any way, shape, or form.....we're gonna have problems! (What?!) We're gonna have serious problems! ....... Now, do you understand what im trying to tell you?
"The Man From The Mother Land" William Regal: Yes, I believe I do..... Your telling me, that if Eugene is getting slaughtered in the ring by superior athletes, im just supposed to stand there and let the dear boy get destroyed?
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: That's exactly what im saying! You shouldn't have gotten the kid into this match in the first place.... Now, I met the kid last week, he's a nice boy, but in the ring with me......that's a place where he just doesn't belong. See, whether he's different or not, he's in the match just the same. And if I have to Stunner him to get the job done this Saturday.......then so be it. ....... Now, im not trying to sound like a bad guy here, but you know for a fact that what im saying is true, and if you were in my shoes you'd be thinking the same thing. Now, I thought I'd come and tell you this face to face like a man........don't get involved in the match this Saturday, because if you do, I can't be held responsible for my actions.
Regal looks down at the floor and thinks for a second, then speaks again.
"The Man From The Mother Land" William Regal: Well Austin, I respect you..... So this is what I propose: How about, I won't physically get in the middle of the match with you this Saturday...... BUT, if Eugene needs help from someone else....I reserve the right to help the dear boy then. Now, is that fair?
Austin scratches his chin as he thinks.... After a few seconds he makes up his mind.
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: All right.... As long as you don't touch me, everythings fine. And just to be fair, like you said,......I'll try not to hurt young Eugene unless I have to.
"The Man From The Mother Land" William Regal: Okay, sounds good chap!
Extends his hand out to Austin.....
"The Bullet Proof" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Just remember this, if you go back on your word......I'll hunt you down, and I will find you. Keep that in mind on Slammin', just in case you get second thoughts.
With that, Austin walks away, leaving Regal with his hand still stretched out in hopes of a hand shake.........The scene fades to black!
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