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Forward: Last Saturday Austin pulled out another quick victory, this time over the legendary Ric Flair.... Now Austin is set to take on the new comer Mark Jindrak. Jindrak hasn't been here that long, but he has shown potential to be one of the all time greats of the EWE if he progressively gets better . It'll be old school EWE versus new school this week on Slammin'! Will the veteran be able to pull of a win over the rookie? Will experience triumph over the eagerness of youth? Or.....will Austin's win streak be shattered at the hands of the Reflection of Perfection?
Scene #1: Ringside!
Purpose: To Promote Slammin'!
The cameras flash on.... And we see the outside view of the Arena the EWE is at tonight.
After a few seconds.....The cameras cut from that view, to ringside, where Good Ol' JR and The King are sitting as always.
"The Biggest Sooner of em ALL" Jim Ross: Hello folks, and welcome to another exciting House Show, brought to you....by the one, the only....EWE!
"President of Puppy Lover's Anonymous" Jerry Lawler: That's right JR! And just like you said, tonight's Show is going to be awesome! We have a full list of matches, and like always, our ENTIRE Roster is in the House..... Meaning anyone could walk down that aisle at any time!
"The Biggest Sooner of em ALL" Jim Ross: That's right King, and that's what makes our programing so exciting, you never know what's going to happen.... And speaking of our programing, the other night on Slammin' was huge!
"President of Puppy Lover's Anonymous" Jerry Lawler: It sure was JR.... The Rock got through to Fall of The Empire, meaning he's getting a shot at the Title!
"The Biggest Sooner of em ALL" Jim Ross: Yep, he sure did King..... And now that you mention Fall of The Empire...... There's going to be another 6 man qualifier to get into the Main Event at Fall of The Empire on Slammin' this week isn't there?
"President of Puppy Lover's Anonymous" Jerry Lawler: You betcha JR! A gauntlet style match will take place this week on Slammin' to decide the 2nd man, or in group 2's case....woman, to get a shot at The Game's Championship at the next Pay-Per-View. It's going to be, as you would say, a real slobber knocker!
"The Biggest Sooner of em ALL" Jim Ross: It sounds like it, but that's not all for the 6 man matches though.... Because after this next one, there will be another one that'll take place, to decide the 3rd and final man to get a shot at the Undisputed Title at Fall of The Empire!
"President of Puppy Lover's Anonymous" Jerry Lawler: That's right JR..... And 2 of the men who'll be in that third 6 man match will be going one on one on Slammin' this week.
"The Biggest Sooner of em ALL" Jim Ross: They sure will.... This week folks, it'll be Stone Cold Steve Austin taking on the young, but talented Mark Jindrak..... This one, should not be for the weak of heart.
"President of Puppy Lover's Anonymous" Jerry Lawler: It sure shouldn't.... Austin is the toughest S.O.B., but Jindrak is one strong young bull. This is going to be a big match for both men. For Austin, because this match will really test his skills before going into that 6 man match of his. And for Jindrak, because this match could really take him places if he wins it.
"The Biggest Sooner of em ALL" Jim Ross: Anyway you look at it King, this match should be good all around.
All of a sudden....Glass Shatters! And the familiar theme of Stone Cold Steve Austin brings the fans to their feet!
"The Biggest Sooner of em ALL" Jim Ross: Well speak of the devil.... Here comes Stone Cold now......
Austin steps through the curtains out onto the stage, causing a ripple affect of Cheers to sizzle through the arena!
"President of Puppy Lover's Anonymous" Jerry Lawler: Oh boy JR, Austin is fresh off another win, against Flair this past week, I wonder what's on his mind tonight?
"The Biggest Sooner of em ALL" Jim Ross: Don't know King, but whatever it is.....it should be worth the listen.
Austin power walks down the ramp with a sinister sort of attitude..... Then he climbs up the stairs and into the ring. Once in the ring, he climbs all four turnbuckles and gives the one finger salute with each hand. Then he grabs a mic, and begins to speak, as his music cuts off...... He paces around the ring as he talks.
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Well, the other night on Slammin' (What?!) I did exactly what I said I was going to do (What?!) I beat Ric Flair (What?!) I said I beat Ric Flair (What?!) I said...I BEAT THE 16 TIME WORLD CHAMPION!!! (What?!) I beat Ric Flair.... (What?!) Now, right after I beat Ric Flair, what do I do? (What?!) I said what do I do? (What?!) I head back to the back to have a few beers.... And guess what happens? (What?!) Paul Heyman interrupts me. (What?!) ........ So I says to Paul Heyman, what are you doing here? (What?!) Why are you in my presence? (What?!) Why do I have to look atcha? (What?!) What the hell are you doing, in Stone Cold's lockerroom?! (What?!) So.....after I said all that, Paul says to me..... You'll be facing Mark Jindrak one on one next week on Slammin'. (What?!) That's what I said! (What?!, and a few laughs) And that's not all I said, see....right after I said What?! I said....who? (fans laugh a little) And Paul says to me....Mark Jindrak. And I say again....Who? (Austin pauses for a second, then continues) See, up until last Saturday, when I was told I'd be wrestling against him, I didn't know who Mark Jindrak was. And now.....(Austin smirks)....All Hell, lets be honest....I still don't know who Mark Jindrak is! (fans laugh) I mean really, who's Mark Jindrak? Is he a wrestler? (What?!) A referee? (What?!) The new GM? (What?!) The poster child for Tough Enough 3? (What?!) ......Oh wait, I know who he is..... Mark Jindrak, is the man, who I'll be stomping a mud hole in....this Saturday on Slammin'! (big pop!) You see Mark Jindrak, whoever the hell you are....this Saturday your stepping into Stone Cold's ring. And do you know what happens as soon as you step through those ropes right there....? (Austin points at the ropes) Well I'll tell ya.... Your ass, BELONGS, to Stone Cold Steve Austin! (fans Cheer) That's what happens! So Mark Jindrak, I assume your some kind of rookie or something? (Austin shakes his head) Well son, I hope you enjoyed your short lived career here in the EWE while it lasted.... Because I can gurantee you, it won't last much longer. (fans Cheer) Now, being the energetic young athelete like you are......Your probably thinking you actually have a chance this Saturday don't-cha? Well guess what? EH EH! That just ain't gonna happen! (fans pop again) Just ask Tazz and Ric Flair what happens to ya when you step into the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin.... You get beat! And get beat, is exactly what your going to do this Saturday. See Jindrak, you may be talented.....you may be the future of this business......But I can assure you boy, all that talent won't do you no good, and your future, well......you don't have any kind of bright future with ol' Stone Cold in it. So Mark, Melvin, Michael, whatever the hell you call yourself.....don't come walking into Slammin' looking for a win. Because your not gonna get it..... And don't come walking into Slammin' looking for a wrestling match either. Because that's another thing your not gonna get. See, this Saturday....your gonna get a fight. And your gonna get two black eyes and a big "L" to go along with it. The point im trying to make is.... Don't come into Slammin' with high hopes, and don't come stepping into my ring with me without getting some kind of reality check. Because boy, if you step into the ring with me, without being brought back to earth, without figuring out that your not in my league......your gonna get hurt. And im not just sayin' that because I wanna look cute. I'm sayin' that because it's the truth. I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin, I tell it like it is.... And right now, im tellin' it like it is. The fact of the matter is Jindrak.....your gonna get walked dry this Saturday, and your gonna get walked dry again the Saturday after that in the 6 man match we're gonna be in. See Mark, all this Saturday is, is a little warm up for me....and a little taste of defeat for you. Yeah, I heard about how you got handed a win by DQ the other night. But I got news for ya....DQs don't cut it in the big leagues, and DQs don't get you into the big game. All they do is allow you to walk away saying you didn't get beat.....but that you didn't really win either. Well Jindrak, you won't be able to say that this time..... This time, you'll be able to say the ending of your match had a clear cut winner. And just in case you haven't figured it out yet, that winner is going to be me. 1-2-3 Jindrak, that's what's in store for ya come Saturday Night. There won't be no DQs this time, just you laying on your back looking up at the lights..... You see Mark Jindrak.....all this Saturday is going to be for you......is a look into the future. It's going to be a window that you can look through........and what you'll see through that window is me getting my hand raised in victory.......see, this Saturday is gonna be my first victory over you.....and later on, it'll be disavow all over again, when I beat you, and four others, in that 6 man match of mine. It's simple, I win this Saturday, I win next Saturday.......and then, I win the Undisputed Title. Why? Because I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin............
And that's the bottom line.....cuz Stone Cold....SAID SO!
And with that, Austin drops the mic, and heads back to the back, as his music blasts over the PA!
The scene fades to black....!
Scene #1: Parking Lot! Austin gets his 4 Wheeler back!
Purpose: To Promote Slammin'!
The scene opens up.... And we see a name plate on a door that reads: "Stone Cold" The cameras zoom in slowly.....then pan back out. When they do, we see a freckle faced young man with glasses standing outside the door. The young man has U-Hall uniform on, and a clipboard in his hand. He knocks on the door....
After about 10 seconds, the door opens, and Stone Cold Steve Austin steps into view of the cameras.... He looks the man up and down, then says:
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: What is it?
"U-Hall Guy" Ben: Hi, are you Mr. Austin?
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Yeah.
"U-Hall Guy" Ben: Well your delivery has arrived. The one you sent for two days ago.....
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Oh, you mean the one I sent for two days ago that was supposed to be an over night delievery?
"U-Hall Guy" Ben: Yeah.
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Well what took you guys so long? I thought over night delievery ment 1 day? Its been 2.
"U-Hall Guy" Ben: Yes I know sir... We were really backed up. I apologize. (hands something to Austin) I was told to give you this, it's a cupon that'll let you send something anywhere, over night, for free. It's our way of saying we're sorry.
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Uh huh.... (Austin takes the cupon, and stuffs it in his right leg jean short's pocket) So where is it? (the man begins to mouth a "what" but Austin interrupts him) My Four-Wheeler, where is it?
"U-Hall Guy" Ben: OH. Just sign this (the man hands Austin the clip board) And I'll take you to it..... (Austin signs) Okay.... Right this way sir, it's in the Parking Lot. We just have to get it out of the truck. Which may be hard, because I don't have any loading ramps with me.....
The man leads Austin to the Parking Lot area, talking with him as they walk.
"U-Hall Guy" Ben: Here's the key. (pulls the key, which is in a small plastic bag, out of his pocket, and hands it to Austin) So.... Why do you need a Four-Wheeler here at the Arena?
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: I have my reasons......
The two men reach the Parking Lot, and Ben leads Austin to a parked U-Hall truck. Ben unlocks the door, and slids it open.
"U-Hall Guy" Ben: So how do you want to get it down?
Austin ignores the man's question, and hops into the back of the truck... He takes his key out of the plastic bag, and sticks it in the key hole.... He starts it up, revs the engine a few times, then hits the gas and sends the Four-Wheeler flying out of the U-Hall truck onto the concrete.
"U-Hall Guy" Ben: Well I guess that would work....
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Yep.
"U-Hall Guy" Ben: Well that's all then..... See you later sir.
Ben, the U-Hall guy, gets into his truck and drives off....at the same time, Austin takes off through the Parking Lot into the Arena.
The Cameras follow Austin as he goes speeding through the hallways of the arena..... As he turns around a corner he almost hits someone. Austin hits the brakes and comes to a screeching halt!
Austin puts his Four-Wheeler in park and gets off to see who he almost hit.... When EUGENE jumps up from the floor, after diving to get out of Austin's way originaly. The fans watching up on the Titan-Tron laugh at the sight of Eugene.
"The Hilarious" Eugene: EUGENE!
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Are you all right?
"The Hilarious" Eugene: Eugene all right. Eugene almost get hit, but Eugene all right.
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: So I take it your name is Eugene?
"The Hilarious" Eugene: Eugene! Me is Eugene! EUGENE!
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: All right, calm down...... Your not normal are you kid?
"The Hilarious" Eugene: Eugene not normal.... Who is you? Eugene.
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: No, my name's not Eugene. I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin.
"The Hilarious" Eugene: (Eugene puts one of his hands in his mouth in astonishment, then speaks) You Stone Cold?
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Yep.
Just then William Regal walks up...
"The Proper One" William Regal: Eugene my dear boy, there you are. I've been looking all over for you... How is it that you always manage to run off without me seeing you?
Eugene ignores what Regal has just said.... Instead he grabs Regal and takes him over to where Austin is standing.
"The Hilarious" Eugene: Rattlesnake, ssssss ssssssss..... Eugene!
"The Proper One" William Regal: Yes I see Eugene, it's Stone Cold Steve Austin. (turns to Austin) I'm dreadfully sorry about that... Eugene isn't like most people, he says a lot of jiberish, he doesn't mean anything by it.
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: That's okay. Where were you anyway? I almost ran him over....
Eugene grabs Regal and starts jumping around trying to get him to jump with him.
"The Proper One" William Regal: I...was.... Eugene cut it out!
Eugene stops and makes a pouty face.
"The Proper One" William Regal: I'm sorry Eugene, but I was trying to talk.
Regal tries to get Eugene to stop pouting, but Eugene just pulls away.... Eugene walks over and stands in a corner looking at the wall.
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: What's he doing?
"The Proper One" William Regal: Oh.... He does that when he doesn't get his way.... Eugene come on dear boy. I'm sorry.... Say Eugene, would you like some candy?
Eugene quickly turns back into his normal self, and dashes over to Regal, who gives him a tootsie roll.
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: So is Eugene actually going to wrestle? Or does he just wear that wrestling gear for fun?
"The Proper One" William Regal: Oh no, he actually wrestles... He has a match against The Undertaker this Saturday... (gets a worried expression on his face) I don't know how im going to get him ready to face the Undertaker.....
"The Hilarious" Eugene: Eugene wreslte Undertaker! Eugene win! EUGENE! mmmmm, tootsie roll is yummy! Eugene!
"The Proper One" William Regal: Yes, tootsie roll is yummy... Now what do you say I go take you to get some ice cream like we planned earlier?
"The Hilarious" Eugene: Ice cream.... Go.... Ice cream...
"The Proper One" William Regal: Okay then, lets go.
"The Hilarious" Eugene: Wait! (Eugene goes over to Austin) We friends?
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Uh, yeah...... We're friends I guess.
Eugene gives Austin a hug.
"The Hilarious" Eugene: Friends....
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Yeah.... Friends.
Eugene smiles, and starts to squeeze Austin tighter and tighter...
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Uh (gasps for breath) A little help here....
Regal runs over and pulls Eugene off....
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: The kid has one heck of a bear hug doesn't he?
"The Proper One" William Regal: Yes. I just hope he never likes me enough to let me find out..... Well, come on Eugene, lets go.
Eugene and Regal start to walk off....
"The Hilarious" Eugene: Bye friend.... Stone Cold friend.... Eugene!
Austin smiles and shakes his head as Eugene and Regal walk off.... Once they're gone, he hops back up onto his Four-Wheeler, and speeds off again.
The scene fades to black...!
Scene #3: Backstage.... Austin gets Approached by Paul Heyman!
Purpose: To Promote Slammin'!
The scene comes to light, and Austin is seen still barreling down the hallways of the arena on his Four-Wheeler..... After a couple of seconds of watching Austin drive around, we see Austin suddenly hit the brakes! Austin gets an annoyed look on his face, and when the cameras pan around we see why......Paul Heyman is standing in front of Austin, blocking his path.
"EWE Owner" Paul Heyman: Excuse me Austin, but would you mind getting off of that thing so that I can talk to you?
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: What?
"EWE Owner" Paul Heyman: Would you please get off of that Four-Wheeler so we can talk?
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: (Austin sticks a finger in one of his ears, acting like he's trying to clean his ears out) What?
"EWE Owner" Paul Heyman: (starting to get annoyed) I said....
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Wait, hold on a second.... (Austin turns the engine off, pretending he couldn't hear Heyman, and that that's the reason he was saying "What") Now what did you say, I couldn't hear you.
"EWE Owner" Paul Heyman: Don't play games with me Stone Cold.
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: (acting innocent) What games?
Heyman cracks his neck and straightens his jacket in an attempt to keep his temper under control....
"EWE Owner" Paul Heyman: Austin, would you please step off of that thing so we can talk?
Austin finally listens, and steps off the Four-Wheeler....
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Okay, what is it?
"EWE Owner" Paul Heyman: Well Stone Cold, as I assume you already know..... Skull has returned to the EWE.
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Yeah, so......
"EWE Owner" Paul Heyman: Well, you remember what Skull was like before I got rid of him the first time don't you? I mean, you remember how he was always plotting against you, trying to take away your Title and what not?
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Yeah... (gets a more serious expression on his face) What's your point?
"EWE Owner" Paul Heyman: Well since you remember all of those things, I bet you also remember the time when I helped you retain your Title against Scott Steiner don't you?
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Yeah. But what does that have to do with anything right now?
"EWE Owner" Paul Heyman: Funny you should ask that. (laughs a little, and places a hand on Stone Cold's shoulder) Well since I helped you out against Skull when you needed help, I thought maybe you could help me out against Skull now..... (Heyman smiles, waiting for Austin's answer) So what do you think?
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: (Austin returns Heyman's smile..... but his face quickly turns back to normal, as he takes Heyman's hand off of his shoulder) What do I think? ........... Well Paul, I think it sounds like a personal problem to me......
Heyman gets an outraged look on his face.....
"EWE Owner" Paul Heyman: So what are you saying?! Are you saying after everything I've done for you your not going to return the favor?! Your just going to let Skull pull guns out on me, and threaten my authority over this Company! I trusted you Austin. I trusted that you'd help me out when I need it since I helped you out when you needed it..........
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Well then you obviously forgot the golden rule.
"EWE Owner" Paul Heyman: Golden Rule....?
"The Paranoid" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Yeah..... D - T - A..... Don't Trust Anybody...... You should have known better then to trust anyone Paul, especially the Texas Rattlesnake, Stone Cold Ste....(Paul interrupts Austin)
"EWE Owner" Paul Heyman: OH SHUT UP!!! I never want to hear that name again! You know.....I was hoping we could come to some kind of agreement tonight, but I guess that isn't going to happen is it? (pauses for a second, looks over at Austin's Four-Wheeler, then starts to speak again) Austin, get out of my sight, and while your at it get that hunk of junk out of my arena! In case you didn't know, we're not in Texas anymore.......people don't drive Four-Wheelers in doors around here! ........
Heyman puts his leg back, like he's getting ready to kick Austin's Four-Wheeler.....but Stone Cold steps in front of him.
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