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Forward: Sunday at Ultimate Revolution 2, Stone Cold suffered a defeat to the 16 time champion of the world, Ric Flair. Flair didn't do it though without getting a little help from his Evolution buddy Batista! Needless to say, the Texas Rattlesnake is no doubt enraged over what took place at URII, and you can be certain he'll be looking for revenge in the coming weeks..... The only way to find out what Austin does to retaliate, is to watch Slammin' on Saturday Night!
Scene #1: The Ring!
Purpose: To Address the events that took place during Ultimate Revolution 2!
The scene comes to light, and we are at the announce table, listening to the commentary of Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler.
"The King" Jerry Lawler: Well folks, thank you for joining us here on EWE Programing! We have an exciting night here in Boston Mass. planed for you, so don't touch that remote!
"Good Ol' JR" Jim Ross: That's right King, tonight's House Show is going to be a great one! Not only do we have a killer card for tonight's show, but we also have many other big names in the house tonight......and as you know, anything can happen here in the EWE!
"The King" Jerry Lawler: That's exactly right JR, but before our first match takes place tonight, lets recap a little bit on last Sunday....
"Good Ol' JR" Jim Ross: Well King, last Sunday was huge night, one that will forever change this Company.... Evolution wen't on to have a perfect night, defeating every single one of their opponents! Including the likes of Chris Jericho and Steve Austin......
"The King" Jerry Lawler: (laughs) That's right JR, it's just like I've always said, Evolution is the most dominate force this industry has ever seen......NO ONE CAN STOP THEM!!! I mean, Y2J couldn't do it, Austin couldn't do it, nobody can do it!
"Good Ol' JR" Jim Ross: Well yes and no King. I mean, yes.....Evolution is the most dominate force this industry has ever seen, I won't argue with you there.... But they aren't unstoppable. And in Stone Cold's defense, Ric Flair did get a little help from Batista to pick up his win over Austin.
"The King" Jerry Lawler: Oh here we go.... (mocks JR) Stone Cold this, Stone Cold that. Don't you ever get tired of being Stone Cold's boy JR?
"Good Ol' JR" Jim Ross: Excuse me, but im not Stone Cold's boy.... Don't you ever get tired of being Triple H, Ric Flair, Batista, and Randy Orton's boy King?
"The King" Jerry Lawler: Oh JR would you stop? The only reason your getting so angry is because you just can't stand that the guys I pick to win, always win....and the guys you pick to win, always lose! (laughs) Just face the facts JR, Evolution is unstoppable, and there's nothing anybody can do about it.
Just then, the sound of glass shattering brings the sold out crowd to their feet, as Austin's Theme begins to play over the PA system!
"Good Ol' JR" Jim Ross: Uh oh King! Business is about to pick up!
"The King" Jerry Lawler: Yeah, yeah, yeah.....
After King and JR finish making their comments, Austin comes power walking out onto the stage!
He heads down the ramp, stoping once to take a look at the crowd, then continuing forward. Once Austin has reach the ring, he walks up the steel stairs, and steps through the ropes into the ring.... Once in the ring, he climbs to all four turnbuckles raising his arms much to the delight of the fans!
Once Austin has finished doing that, he grabs a mic and orders his music to be turned off, once it gets turned off, he begins to speak, the crowd quiets to listen.
"The Texas Rattlesnake" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Now, last Sunday, (What?!) At Ultimate Revolution 2, (What?!) I got beat, (What?!) I got pinned, (What?!) I got smacked in the back with a steel chair, (What?!) I got powerbombed by Batista when I was supposed to be in a match with Ric Flair, (What?!) I GOT SCREWED! (the fans Boo, remembering the way Flair beat Austin) Now, I didn't come out here, to piss and moan, about how I should have won the match, and how I got screwed out of a win by Evolution the other night..... No, no, no! See, I came out here tonight to let Ric Flair, Batista, and the rest of Evolution know, they will be receiving some pay back! (fans Cheer) There will be some consequences for the actions that took place last Sunday..... And one way or another, come hell or high water, you can rest assured, that this Rattlesnake is gonna strike. And there ain't a damn one of you little melee mouth Evolution bastards that are going to stop me. The bottom line is this, you don't mess with Stone Cold Steve Austin. Because when ya do, it usually isn't to long before you wind up in a hospital bed, taking 2 percasents every 3 hours! (fans pop) Ya see Evolution, what im trying to tell ya is, your asses belong, to Stone Cold Steve Austin! And come Slammin', I advise each and every one of you to watch your back, because I'll be comin' for ya. And when Ol' Stone Cold says he's gonna do somethin', you can damn well guarantee im gonna do it! So Ric Flair, Batista, Randy Orton, and yes....even you Triple H, get ready for some hell raisin' Saturday Night! Because Ol' Stone Cold.... (Stone Cold gets a sinister grin on his face, and starts to rub his chin as he smiles) Because Ol' Stone Cold.... Has something very special in mind for each and every one of ya! (fans pop again, this time louder then before!) And that special thing has some very key ingredients that are gonna make it up. One of those key ingredients, and probably the most important, is beer. (fans Cheer) The second key ingredient consists of my right foot, and each and everyone of your little asses! (fans Cheer again) And the third ingredient...... (stops before he tells what the third ingredient is) And well, the third ingredient.... Well, I guess you four will just have to wait and see.... (Austin smirks, just thinking about what he plans to do to Evolution on Slammin') Now, about now you four are probably a little worried, and your probably thinking to yourselves, that your just gonna go ask Heyman to ban me from the arena Saturday Night, or better yet, for him to make up some wild and crazy rule..... Like I can't lay a finger on any of you, or I'll be fired..... Well, I got news for ya, EH EH! That just ain't gonna happen! Ya see, just last Sunday, right after Ultimate Revolution 2, I had to renew my contract. And one of the stipulations I made sure to include in my contract, was that I could not be banned, suspended, or have a rule enforced upon me that restricted my behavior in any way, shape form, or fashion! (fans pop) So Evolution, get ready for a night you'll soon not forget this Saturday...... Because the man to finally step up and knock Evolution off the top of the mountain is me.....And I start knocking this week on Slammin'.... (fans Cheer) And that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold, said so!
Austin's music begins to play, as Austin drops the mic and begins to taunt the Crowd! While Stone Cold has his fun in the ring, JR and King are heard commentating on Austin's comments.
"The King" Jerry Lawler: Now what exactly was Stone Cold talking about JR? Did he say he has something very special planned for Evolution this Saturday on Slammin'?
"Good Ol' JR" Jim Ross: Yes, I believe he did King. And all I have to say is, whatever Austin has planned for Evolution, it's a long time coming for those individuals.
"The King" Jerry Lawler: So what are you saying JR? Are you saying you hope Austin raises hell Saturday Night, and messes up Evolution's plan for this Saturday?
"Good Ol' JR" Jim Ross: Your darn right King. It's time someone put Evolution in their place, and if anyone can do it, it would be that man standing in the ring right now as we speak..... Stone Cold Steve Austin!
"The King" Jerry Lawler: If you say so JR. But personally, I think if Austin does do something to Evolution this Saturday, he's only setting himself up for a world of hurt later on.
"Good Ol' JR" Jim Ross: Well I disagree with that, but we'll see King.... We'll see......
As The King and JR finish their conversation, Austin finally stops taunting and rolls out of the ring, once at the top of the ramp, he flips one more bird to the fans, then heads through the curtains into the backstage area!
Scene #2: Backstage, the Interview
Purpose: To Hype Slammin'!
The Cameras turn on backstage, and we find ourselves looking at Stone Cold, standing alongside Terri Runnels.
"The Little She Devil" Terri Runnels: Well Stone Cold, I, along with many others who just heard what you had to say out in the ring earlier, have some questions. First, I'd like to ask you about your loss to Ric Flair at UR2.... If Batista didn't interfere in the match, do you feel you would have won last Sunday?
"The Texas Rattlesnake" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Well what kind of question is that? I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin, of course I would've won. Hell I could beat Ric Flair with one hand tied behind my back if I wanted to. The fact is, I got screwed last Sunday, I know it, you know it, hell....the whole world knows it. But screwed or not, a wins a win, just as a loss is a loss. And last Sunday I didn't get the job done, I lost. But you can bet your ass that won't ever happen again. Ya see, last Sunday was the last straw, im sick on being a nice guy around here. From now on it's all about raisin hell and drinkin' beer. And from this time forward, every time I step into that ring, expect my hand to be raised in victory at the end of the match, because it will, and there ain't no if's, and's, or but's about it.....
"The Little She Devil" Terri Runnels: Okay, well earlier you spoke of something you had planed for Evolution this Saturday on Slammin', would you care to enlighten everyone on that?
"The Texas Rattlesnake" Stone Cold Steve Austin: All I had to say about that was said in the ring. You, along with Evolution, and everyone else will just have to wait until Saturday.
"The Little She Devil" Terri Runnels: Okay, well.... Speaking of Evolution, you were beaten by Ric Flair and Batista is the one would cost you the match on Sunday.....are those two your specific targets, or are you gunning for everyone in Evolution?
"The Texas Rattlesnake" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Oh, im going for em all Terri. Ya see, Batista and Flair maybe the ones I've delt with the most lately... But you can rest assured that I don't give a rats ass about anyone in Evolution..... And im looking to hit em all, and in the end, rid the EWE of them entirely. And if that means I have to whop Orton's ass and take away his Intercontinental Title..... Or wether that means I have to whip Hunter's ass and take away his Undisputed Championship, what I need to do will be done. And when all the smoke has cleared, when it's all said and done, I promise you.....Evolution will be no more!
"The Little She Devil" Terri Runnels: Okay, well how do you feel about not having a match booked on Slammin' this week?
"The Texas Rattlesnake" Stone Cold Steve Austin: Well the way I see it, all it does is give me more time to plot my next move against Evolution. And speaking of plotting, I think I have some of that to do right now..... This interview is over.
Austin walks off after abruptly ending his Interview with Terri......
"The Little She Devil" Terri Runnels: Well uh (as Austin walks off) thanks for your time!
The scene fades to black....!
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