STUFF MY PARENTS
TAUGHT METO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"
RELIGION:
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
LOGIC:
"Because I said so, that's why."
FORESIGHT:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
CONTORTIONISM:
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
STAMINA:
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."
WEATHER:
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
INDEPENDENCE:
"If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do the same?!"
HYPOCRISY:
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times....!!!"
BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:
"Do as I say, not as I do!"
ENVY:
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
And most of all .....
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
~SUNDOG'S~
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