I'm going to fix the horoscope when I get around to it. But in case you can't read the description, it says:

You have a vivid imagination and like pecans. If you are male, you are attracted to women with blue eyes who can burp and kiss simultaneously. If you are female, the same goes. Your love life suffers because you often awake in a panic at 3 a.m. and confuse yourself with a vegetable.

Yikes! Take me back .