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Rp title:im back


Win/loss/draw: 0/4/0 Rp #: 4 Achivments:None Yet


Sean o Haire is seen walking around the backstage area of the green bay arena. When he is approched by Terri. {Hornye She Devil Terri}
Sean Sean, Hey hows it going?


{The Widowmaker Sean O Haire}
Pretty good Terri, why do you ask?


{Horney She Devil Terri}
Well you are in that huge 12 man over the top battel Royal to pick your number in the accual Royal Rumble Match itself. If you win what number do you plan on picking?


The Widowmaker Sean O Haire}
What do you mean if i win? Terri do you know who i am? Im the new blood of this old federation, im the one that the people come to see.


Horney She Devil Terri}
Well no offcense Sean but with your 0 and 4 record i dont really think the fans are here to see you. They are more here to see people Like Kurt Angel.


{The Widowmaker Sean O Haire}
Ohhh really now, people pay their hard eraned money to see a big walking penis with ears? I dont really think that is how it is Terri. I dont belive that they come to see a guy who is holding on to the only acomplishment he has ever had in winning someing dame near 10 years ago. Kurt is a loser and tonight i will show that,


{Horney She Devil Terri}
Well they might have also come to see the bad ass Billy Gunn.


{The Widowmaker Sean O Haire}
The only thing bad about Billy Gunn is the oder that comes from him, i mean have you ever smelt that guy, his stench is just hidious, ohhh my smells like Rotten Ass. Smells like some one bent over and took a crap on his chest. Now Terri im going to get out of here befor i get sick of looking at you.


Sean walks off, leaving Terri there.


In the arena the fans are awaking what is going to happen next, when the drums start to hit on the speakers signaling Goldberg is comeing out, they pyro shoots off on the stage, and a figure appers behind it, when the pyro goses down, there is a guy standing there about 3"0'. Hes bald and wrinkly with grey hair in his beard. He walks down the ramp taunting about half way down the ramp, he bends over out of breath, He finaly makes it down to the ring he gets in and gets a mic.

{Bald Bastard Oldberg}
(in an old man voice) Tonight im in an 12 man battel royal over the top match for to pick my spot in the royal Fumlbe wich i will win, and you know (cough cough cough) I have decicedd to pick my first Tagrget and that target is Sean O Haire. Sean your next.


Widowmaker hits on the speakers as Sean comes walking down the ramp with a smile on his face. He gets in the ring and gets a mic.

{Bald Bastard Oldberg}
Boy you got some nerve showing your face in this ring (cough cough cough) Do you know who i am, boy you better belive the lie, cause im the next big thing, and tonight (hack hack cough cough) Your going to learn the meaning of fearing the spear.


{The Widowmaker Sean O Haire}
Oldberg are you doing running your mouth now, cause to tell you the truth im sick of hearing it. and by the way have you ever heard of a breath mint, cause your old ass breath smells like you havent brushed your teeth in like 3 decades, Dude your old your washed up and you have no chance of winning the Royal Rumble match or the Battel Royal match for that much on Raw.


Oldberg turns his head and drops the mic he then runs up and dose a spear headbunt type thing to O Haires stomach, but falls flat on his face when he bounces off O Haires stomach, O Haire picks him up and nails him with a widowmaker, He then picks Oldberg up and military presses him over his head and then hurtls him over the ropes.

{The Widowmaker Sean O Haire}
See now look at that raw power, look at me, look at how great i am, i took Oldberg out with ease, like i will do to each and every other competetor in this match tonight.


Sean drops the mic as Widowmaker hits on the speakers agin. He exits the ring and makes his way to the back.


In the back Josh Matthews is walking around when he sees the man in black Sting. Josh goses running up to him.

{Little Masturbater Josh Matthews}
Sting Sting, can i get a coupple coments from you about your match to night?


Sting turns around and he has his long black hair, but his old school face paint Every one can tell that it is Sean O Haire.

{The Surfer Stung}
Cowwabunga Josh whats up man, WOOOOOOOOOO


{The Masturbater Josh Matthews}
(He shakes head like hes disapointed) Sean why in the heck are you dressed up like Sting?


{The Surfer Stung)
Josh man now what are you talking about, im not Sean im the Stungger man, So you want to know where i got my image from eh? Well its a cheap rip off of Ric Flair and the Ultimate Warrior. WOOOOOOOOOOO, Then i tried to look like that crow guy from the movies, since i cant come up with my own gimic. but that wasent working for me so i went back to the past to bring out the real Stunnger.


{The Masturbater Josh Matthews}
Alright well we saw you on Regis and Cathy the other day, how was that experiences, and how do you feel about your competion, in tonights battel Royal match?


{The Surfer Stung}
Well first off Josh, i thought that Bear was going to kick my ass WOOOOOOOO but luckly i got that scorpion Death lock locked in on it and it was over. As far as my competion for tonights battel Royal match goses, well, Im not really scared, Goldberg Batista HBK Mr Ass they can all bring it, accually you know what, the more i think about it, im scared of that Sean O Haire kid, hes a dame good athlete his skills are so good, that he makes me look like an amature athlete. I hope that Sean takes it easy on me tonight as he dominates the match and WOOOOOOOOOO picks his number for the royal Rumble then goese on to win the Royal Rumble WOOOOOOO.


The Stunger walks off down the hall as the show goses to comercial.


In the arena the lights start to flash Red, and CAN YOU DIG IT from the wwe orignals CD hits on the arena speakers.

{Dame Sooners fan JR}
Wow King, we are fixen to be joined by Booker T, who is in that big 12 man battel royal tonight.


{Puppy Lovin King}
Ohhh great just what we DON'T need on this show right now.


Booger P comes walking out he looks at his hand and shakes his head, jumps in the air, to launch his pyro but it dosent work, he looks back at it, and starts to walk towards it when it goses off scaring him.

{Dame Sooners fan JR}
Man what kind of crap is that, that is not Booker T, that is Sean O Haire with some black paint and a wig on.


{Puppy Lovin King}
Jr dont try to play it off, you know thats Booker, look at the dreds, hes got that hand thing, the head shake and every thing HAHA its great.


Booger P makes it down the ramp and gets in the ring, and dose a fake ass ugly looking spin a rooni.

{Puppy Lovin King}
See JR did you see that he naild that spin a rooni perfectly.


{Dame Sooners Fan JR}
What ever you say King.


{The 5 time loser Booger P}
Save the drama for your mama cause its time to play the game, wait wait wait, im sorry dont hate the player Hate Booger P, no no no that is not how it goses. Ohhhh screw it. So are all ya chees heads here in green bay ready to see the Booger man take 11 men and thow their asses over the top ropes? (the crowd cheers) Well im sorry to inform yall but, thats not going to happen, see im going to take 10 other men and thow them over the top rope, but in the end its going to be the Booger man getting his ass handed to him, by that bad ass Sean O Haire. Belive that (for some reason the fans start to cheer agin) i mean lets look at the facts, Sean is faster stronger, smarter, and way more talented than any body in that match tonight, so Sean thank you in advcance for not kicking my ass so bad as you get to pick your number for the Royal Rumble tonight. Now Can you Dig that up SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAA.


Can You dig it, hits the speakers agin as Booger P makes his way up the ramp.

{Puppy loving King}
There you go JR you heard it straight from the booger mans mouth itself, Sean O Haire is going to hand Booger his ass.


{Dame Sooners Fan JR}
King you are an idiot. thats all im going to say about that.



Sean is sitting in his locker room watchin some of the promos that he has on tape just to see what his oppoents has to say about him. When he pausses HBK's Promo after its over.

{THe Widowmaker Sean O Haire}
What a bunch of crap is that, HBK dont even mention me in that match tonight, is he some kind of moron, mr. IM THE SHOW STOPA THE MAIN EVENT, THE ICON, in my book he aint shit anymore. Nothing more than a bag of bones loser still trying to hold on to spotlight that he lost a long time ago. Its people like him that make me sick, they cant give up the spotlight when they dont have what it takes any more to shine in it. Thats alright though, cause tonight in that battel royal, im going to take that spotlight from him, and show him why hes no longer an icon a show stopper or a main eventer.


He plays the tape agin and it shows Christin talking to Jerico about how hes going to go and to the royal rumble pick his number for the match, Sean stops the tape once agin.

{The Widowmaker Sean O Haire}
Chhhh yeahhhh, im a gay blond canadian who takes it in the ass from another fellow canuk. Yet another guy who has never had it, and never will, the only good thing that came out of canada is that hot Trish Stratus. She would put up more of a fight in this match than Christian ever would, but hell im not telling you something new, every one knows that Christian is a grade A, bonnafied LOSER. Tonight i might just have to make him a victem to the Widowmaker right befor i chunk his ass over the top rope, why cause im better than him, im better than he ever will be.<./font>

Sean plays the tape and it is a video montage of Batista, the genitc freak number two. Sean watches it with a smile on his face.

{The Widowmaker Sean O Haire}
Now that was about one of the most borning things i have ever seen. Fee fie fo fum, im going to get knocked on my bum. Have you ever watched a Batista promo, it goses like this, Blah Blah Blah, im a freak of nature, blah blah blah, im going to rip the heads off some people, blah blah blah, ima fucking loser please dont hurt me Mr. O Haire, Batista can align himself with the Genitic Steroid freak Scott Stiner, that wont help him in the match tonight, cause i will hurl his ass over the top ropes, hell my bench press is doubble what he weights.


Sean turns off the tape and leaves his locker room.


In the arena Widowmaker hitts on the arena spearks, Sean O Haire makes his way down the ramp and gets into the ring He gets in the ring and begins to speak.

{The Widowmaker Sean O Haire}
You know i didnt realize that so many people were scared of me, that are in this match tonight, Sting, Booker, Goldberg, Batista, Hell i would be scared to, going up aginst some one as awsome as me. I mean.........


Sean is cut off as Time to play the Game hits on the arena speakers. Triple H comes walking down the ramp and gets in the ring, he gets a mic and begins to speak.

{The Game Triple H}
I bet you thought this was another O Haire prank, well its not, its the real game and im out here.


{The Widowmaker Sean O Haire}
I dont know weather or not to be offended or apprichiate your interfearence.


[The Game Triple H}
Well thats your choice, but i hear you out here running your mouth about the Battel Royal about how your going to win, but Sean rember this, i am in that match, and we all know that im going to win it so that I can pick my number for the Royal Rumble.


{The Widowmaker Sean O Haire}
Hey Hunter, more power to you, you think that you can win, well you just think that, but its a proven fact that im going to win for the simple fact, i have the advantage over every body in the match, power, speed, ring smarts, and intelegence, and dare i say i have all that over you, Hunter im the best in the WWE right now, and if people would keep their nose out of my bussniess i would prove that to every one. Tonight, there will be no interfearence though, just 12 men, each man for himself, but hey if you wanna team with me, i will help you in that match right befor, i thow your ass over the top rope, but hey im not telling you anything you dont alredy know.


Triple H gets a mad look on his face, right befor he thows a right hand across the Jaw of Sean O Haire. Seans head turns and he slowly turns his head back towards Triple H. Who just backs out of the ring, and makes his way backwards up the ramp. Sean raises the mic to his mouth one more time.

{The Widowmaker Sean O Haire}
You just made a big mistake, Game over for you Triple H, but i know you alredy know that.


Sean drops the mic as Widowmaker hits on the speakers, Sean and Hunter just look at each other as the show fades to comercial.