Old Qoutes From The Famous

Back In The Day When I Used To Do "Qoute Of The Nights" I Recorded Em All Here, Only Reason I Dont Have That Feature Anymore Is Because I Love Where I Am No, Everyday Is No Longer An All Out Bitch Fest, With Ugly Bitchy Girl Yelling And Critizing Me All Day, So If You'd Like To Reminice, Check It Out ~^~^~"You Guys Are Jerks"-Straight From The Mouths Of Every Almost Every Girl In My Almost Always Lame Class.~^~^~"Sorry Holly, But Cheerleading Is NOT A Sport"-ME ~^~^~"I Can't Do That, It Would Be Like Thief"-Brandon "Im Sorry Brandon But It's Not Thief It's Theft Buddy"~^~^~"Which Indian Reservation Did Holly Get Her Shoes From?"--Mark~^~^~"I'm All About Ghoti Hook"-Matt~^~^~"Wheres Is It Mrs Newman?"-Becky, "Its Lower In The Closet"-Mrs N.,"You Mean Higher Mrs Newman, There's Hardly Anything Lower Than Becky"--ME!!!!!~^~^~"Sean, You Dont Know What It's Like Having To Deal With You Everyday"-Holly, "Holly It's Not Just Me, WE ROTATE"--ME~^~^~,"Brandon Shut Your Ugly Face"--Holly"~^~^~"Jamie Your Lunch Could Feed The Roman Army"--Mike Green (You Jerk), AND "Brandon What If I Got Hurt When Youd Did That?"--Holly, "Oh, Holly That Would Have Been TERRIBLE!"--ME~^~^~"Hmm What Could We Use For The J.....Um We Could Use Jeneric!--Iris, "Iris Generic Is Spelled With A G"--Me~^~^~"I'm Really Going To Miss Holly Over The Break, Shes So Hott"--Brandon~^~^~"Life Is NOT A Garden, So Stop Being A Ho"--Friend Of Mine~^~^~"Brandon I Will Give You My Gag Gift And 3 Dollars For That Picture Of Holly"--Green, "No, It's Priceless"--Brandon~^~^~"AJ, Keep It In The Family"--Me~^~^~"Ya I Sold That Original Pic Of Holly You Gave Me On E-Bay......I Got A Solid 15 Grand, Some Guy Named Aaron Really Liked It......So He Gave Me It All In Cash, He Said He Liked The Girl In The Pictures Sunshine Blonde Hair"--Brandon (partially)~^~^~"The Only Reason Someone Would Like Holly Is If They Suffered From Close Quarter Syndrome"--Adam Dewalt~^~^~"Salem Christian School, Closed Friday"~^~^~"Man....I Can't Believe Holly Isn't Here Tonight To Cheer, I'm Not Guna Play"--Me, Mark And Brandon....After Finding Out Holly Wasn't Cheering At Our Tournament~^~^~"Hey Sean, Why Don't You Just BUG OFF!"--Holly (Settle Down Crazy Blonde)~^~^~"Kobe Bryant Has Broken The NBA Record For Most 3-Pointers, Draining 12 In The Game Against Seattle"--LA Times~^~^~Take Him.....Take HIM!!!!--Mr. Poulette (Commentating On A Chess Game)~^~^~"Hey Did You Ever See That Stupid UPS Commercial Where They're Like, Mahogany Does The Work Of Three??--Brandon (Hey Brandon I Think It Might Me MAHONEY, The UPS Guys' Name)~^~^~"You Think You Can Just Crash My Party Huh"?--Brandon....After I Threw A Chess Piece At His Balls~^~^~"Hoppes You Were Only 50% Of Why We Won Last NIght, The Other Half Was Poulette"--Mark~^~^~RHOMBUS!!!--Josh~^~^~"And The Electron Transfers Over To The Neutron......Oh By The Way Does Anyone Here Like Ice Hockey...I Love Ice Hockey!"--Mr. Poulette~^~^~"All Salem Refeeres Need To Be Castrated And Then Thrown In The Gas Chamber"--Stating The Obvious~^~^~"Iris, Just Because Mr. Weider Sings Funny Doesn't Mean You Can Make Fun Of Him For It!"--ME~^~^~"There Is No I In Team, Only Me!!--Kerry Merkel (Stud)~^~^~A Good Way To Threaten Somebody Is To Light A Stick Of Dynamite, Then You Call The Guy And Hold The Burning Fuse Up To The Phone, Then You Say, "Hear That?". "That's Dynamite, Baby."--Jack Handey"She's Just Using Us As A Scapegoat....I'll Give Her A Goat To Scape!--ME~^~^~The Price Is Wrong B*tch--Happy Gilmore~^~^~"Oh Holly, It Wasn't The Same Without You"--Brandon's Response When Holly Walked In 7th Period After Being Gone The Whole Day~^~^~"Mr. Howard You Were Always The Best Science Teacher"--Me, Mark And Brandon~^~^~"Hey Mr. Poulette In This Picture In The Book, The Brother And Sister Are Sharing A Room....Isn't That ILLEGAL? Ya That's Incest! Ya, I Know Right, Then If They Have Kids They'll Be INCESTED INFANTS! And That's Not Good, Right?--Me And Mark~^~^~"Hey This Isn't A Yard! It's A Jail!"--Owen Wilson In Shanghai NIghts After Being Taken To Scotland Yard~^~^~"Oh John....You Think Your So Cool With Your Kay-Rate And Your Child-Like Reflexes!--Owen Wilson In Shanghai Nights After Throwing A Bottle At Jackie Chan~^~^~"Salem Christian School Varsity Boys Basketball Practice Has Been Cancelled For Tonight"~^~^~"Hey, Where Is My Diet Vanilla Coke! Mark, Sean! What We Dont Have It...."--Mrs. Newman After Discovering Her Coke Had Gone Missing (Little Did She Know Mark And I Stole It)~^~^~ "Good Job Holly....SHUTUP Brandon!"--Holly's Responese After Brandon Gives Her A Compliment (Imagine That, She Really Doesnt Have A Heart)~^~^~"Thats A Demerit!"--Mark~^~^~"Your Such An International Jew"--ME~^~^~"But You Can't Throw Us In Jail, I Mean Look At Us......Me And My Feathery Blonde Hair, And John And His Athletic Build, I Mean We Would Be The Belles Of The Ball"--Owen Wilson In Shanghei Nights On The Thought Of Him And Jackie Chan Being Put In Jail~^~^~"Man, Deliverin Papers In The Snow, Really Blows....Whoa, Did I Just Rhyme.....SWEET!"--ME~^~^~"Go Shawty, It's Your Birthda....NO! That Is The Dumbest Qoute, Everyone Has It, You Think I Havent Heard That Son, JESUS!"--Me In Response To Seeing Another 50 Cent Qoute In Someones Profile...Again ~^~^~"Ya Becky Your Definitely Right, I Mean Iverson Is So Much Better Than Kobe I Mean Kobe Only Came From Lower Merion High School, While Iverson Came From......Wait A Sec, Didnt He Come From Georgetown COLLEGE. So Wouldnt That Make Kobe Better.....Just A Thought"--ME Arguing With Becky Who Is Better, Kobe Or AI~^~^~"So, Mr. Poulette, How About Brandon And Those Three Fouls? Oh Yah Man They Were Great, He Really Got His Moneys Worth"--Mr. Poulettes Response When I Brought Up All Brandons Majestic Fouls In The Game~^~^~"The Only Thing Between Your Face And My Nuts Are My AND 1 Game Shorts"--Unknown~^~^~"Where's Holly? Why Is She Gone! And When Is She Coming Back!!!!--Brandon~^~^~"Brandon You Idiot Why Did You Spill That Soda Moron, Sean Don't Be So Quick To Judge"--Brandon's Respons After Spilling My Soda All Over The Gym~^~^~"Bring Your Game Fools...We;re Playin Monopoly Tomorrow In Homeroom"--Brandon, He's A Moron He Expects Me And Mark To Play Monopoly With Him, We'll Just Havta Ruin His Fun Little Game~^~^~" Hey Ref C'mon And Call A Foul (Berks Fan), Hey Just Let The Girls Play Alright!--Me Screaming For The Salem Girls Team Tonight At The Tourny~^~^~"We Put The K In "Kwality"--Unknown~^~^~'If Your Going To Break Into A Rec Hall Wth A Bunch Of Guys, Dont Do It While A Cop Is Driving By, And Then When The Cop Speeds Up To Catch You....Dont Run"--Words Of Wisdom I Learned Tonight, I Got Lucky~^~^~"Man If Dave's Keeps Hitting All These Three's After He Gets Kicked In The Balls, Someone Should Kick Him In The Stars Before Every Game!"--Me~^~^~"And That *** Of Hers Has Seen More Laps Than An Olympic Long Distance Runner Has Seen In His Entire Career"--ME, Talking About This One Girl With A Friend Of Mine (Sorry It Had To Be Sooo Graphic....haha)~^~^~"Hard To Resist, Easy To Take"--Unknown~^~^~"Being A Ninja Is Awesome....Yah Your'e All About Being A Ninja Arent You Matt"--Zak Dewalt In Response To Matt Going On About Being A Ninja~^~^~"So I Here You Like Flannel?"--Matt Huxoll~^~^~"You People Call This Food....Hamburgers?? Where Are All The Potatoes And Buttermilk??--Matt Huxoll Talking About The Food We Had On the Missions Trip In His Patented Irish Accent~^~^~"Ahh....Sons Of Roy"--Mr Crean~^~^~Amarillo Es Gordo, Amarillo Es Gordo...--Compliments Of Mike Green Talking About Someone In Song~^~^~"Times Change, People Change, So Unless You Change It's Game Over For You"--Unknown~^~^~Remember the NES? Well if you do, you'll also remember how pathetic it became after a few months of use. The blinking screens, the garbled graphics. Nothing helped - or so it seemed. There was however the one technique which would occaisionally work - blowing into the cartridge. Everyone had one friend who could do it better than anyone. When all hope was lost, it was his job to get the game working. If he couldn't do it, the game was obviously broken - and then the other friend in the room was accused of breaking it. That was standard procedure.--Aaron Eshelman Reminiscing On The NES~^~^~"Ya You Know What If I Was Your Principal I'd Do The Same Thing He Does, I'd Sit In My Office And Do Nothing All Day, I'd Get Me A Couch And A Ps2 Up In There, And You Know If Someone Came In I Just Be Like Hey Its 2 Player, And Hand Him A Controller, It Would Be All Good Like That"--David C Burms.....The Amazing Black Man In The PBU Choir (His Response To Me Telling Him How Mr Rhine Site Around All Day"~^~^~