Well this little pointer song is funny and helps you it goes like this

PEOPLE WHO WRITE ON SHIT HOUSE WALLS ROLL THIER SHIT IN LITTLE BALLS IF YOU DON'T TAKE THESE WORDS OF WIT THEN YOU'LL EAT THESE LITTLE BALLS OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

I walked into a bar in mexico for a beer one time and relized the bar tender was a dumbass and I said I'll tell you what $300 says I can piss in that mug on the far end of the bar and not spill a drop the bar tender in a mexican accent says you got a bet holms. So I whip my dick out and start pissing all over the place, all over the bar, the stools, the bar tender! with piss drippin off his face he laughs and says you dumbass you just lost $300 I go yup hold on I'll get your money. I walk over to this pool table in the back and they hand me $2,000 all together! Then I walk back to the bar and say here's your money, and he asks why did they give you all that money, and I politly say well I bet them $500 a peice that I could piss on the bar, the stools and you and not only would you not be mad you'd be happy!!!!!moral of the story is don't bet unless you fully intend to win!!!