Yes, it goes on and on, my friend.
Hol-ly started teaching it,
Knowing hell it was.
And now we’ll keep on learning it
On and on because…
This is the class that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend.
Hol-ly started teaching it,
Knowing hell it was.
And now we’ll keep on learning it
On and on because…
This is the class that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend.
Hol-ly started teaching it,
Knowing hell it was.
And now we’ll keep on learning it
On and on because....
This is the class that never ends!
Yes, it goes—oh, screw it.
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“Love and Latin” (To the tune of “Love and Marriage” from Married with Children)
Love and Latin
Love and Latin
Go together like
Gays and satin.
This, I tell you, broooother.
You can’t have one with out the other!
Love and Latin
Love and Latin....
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The Klepto, Pepco Elf song
I’m the happy, klepto, pepco elf!
Stealing things is fun.
Pens, paper, staples too.
All of them are gone!
I’m the happy, klepto, pepco elf!
Kristi’s creation through and through.
Klepto and pepco, together in me!
Lord, they’re stuck together like glue!
(Chorus: Mmm, gluuuueee….)
I’m the happy, klepto, pepco elf!
Being one is fun!
God didn’t make another.
I’m the only one!
I’m the happy, klepto, pepco elf!
My medicine costs a fortune.
White pills, blue pills, rainbow ones too!
Oh god—I can’t think of anymore of this tune….
(Chorus, harmonizing in crescendo: Mmm, gluuueeeeeeeee!!)
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