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Random Quotes

-brought to you by Aithne-Bard, Inc.
I apologize if anyone takes offense at these jokes. They are meant for those who have little to no braincells – or, of course, those who are bored and feel the need for COMEDY!
-Aithne

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Guy: Alice, you rock my Wonderland.

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Guy: Look, there’s a talking shoe! Shoe: Holy mother of toaster-ovens! Where?!

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Reporter: Every single man who worked in the Clinton administration suffered from a severe heart attack today. Yippee Fiend: Yippee!

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Guy: So then the Oompa Loopma came up to me in the bar and said he’d like to show me the candy river personally.

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Subliminal message? WHERE?! Definitely - setarip –DEFINITELY- fo eht - not - naebbirac – here!!

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Little boy: Mom, why do I have to hop around everywhere?

Mom: Shut up or I’ll cut off your other leg!

(I stole that one from Motty, so credit is being given to him.)

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Girl: The TV talked to me.

Parents: Talk back, dear.

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Headlines: The Yippee Fiend Strikes Again – in Bowling!

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Teacher: There’s an evil monster that lives in everyone’s closet.

Girl: Then why in hell won’t he eat you?

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Girl: My dog died.

The Yippee Fiend: Yippee! Oh, wait. Crap.

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Random Balloon Man: Back, damn you! I've got a can opener!

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More will be added soon. Aw, give me a break! Stupidity takes time!