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Pesky Redundant Questions


How do you throw away a garbage can?

What color would a Smurf turn if you strangled it?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?

If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is he still charged with the battery?

Why do kamikaze pilots where helmets?

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why are boxing rings square?

Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8, when hotdog buns come in packs of 10?

Why do they call it getting your dog "fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

Do one-legged ducks swim in circles?

If you throw a cat out the car, does it become kitty litter?