I am an understanding individual, of course. Because of that, I will give a proper explanation to why my site is not pointless. You know, BEFORE I order the Italian mafia to come into this random person's house, sneak past their "ever-watchful" guard dog, and then promptly slit their throats.
Hmm, perhaps, just a bit to gruesome. Ah, I will make a note of that.
Pointless, according to the Webster's New World Dictionary (Third College Edition--updated 1994 edition), is "1 without a point, 2 without meaning, relevance, or force; senseless, inane." As it is so obviously demonstrated, that is NOT this site.
*derranged giggle* The word after pointless is point man. *snort!*
So, now do you see my point in saying that my site here at PYROWHERE is not pointless?
No? Hmm, okay, some more examples then.
Pointless is Styx without Dennis DeYoung. Pointless is an Algebra II test without a calculator! POINTLESS is even Pirates of the Caribbean ride without the waterfall drop.... (Sad, ain't it?) Thus and therefore, this site is NOT pointless.
Random Idiot from the street: Yeah, so, uh, what IS this site anyway?
THIS site is made to entertain. Entertain how is up to you and your computer. ;D *cough* Never mind.... This site is made to bring random humor to the people of America--or, er, somewhere. I think America is where I live. I often get the place confused with Atlantis or somewhere. All the pretty colors....
Moving on.
Another example of pointlessness is rambling unend. Here are PYROWHERE, ENTERTAINMENT we never ramble. Rambling is for the common man. (Fanfare for the Common Man--Aaron Copland.) The common man is beneath us in this company. We are on the same level as the President, the Pope, and the narrator on ABC. Talk about the head-machos of this world! The Pope even has his own personalized CAR: The Pope Mobile! The President has his own PLANE! And well, the narrator on ABC just has...um, his...um.... Here are PYROWHERE, ENTERTAINMENT we never ramble because we know everything.
At this site, we even have celebrity visitors. Says Gustave Shears, "Wow, man. This site is just 'Mmmm, sexy!'"
Heard that, all you freaks of nature?! This site is MMMM, SEXY!! (Beat that WarnerBrothers!)
(Were the WarnerBrothers twins? Were they even brothers? What what the company have been called if they were step-brothers. How much money do they make per year? per month? per day? How much money did I give to their company in my lifetime? How much money....)
This site is certainly not pointless. If you think it is, have a look around. You'll probably figure out that it is--*whispering in background*--POINTLESS AS HELL!
~the AMAZING Aithne
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