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Makeup Tips



1.) Whatever you do to one eye, you do to the other. If you poke yourself in the eye with the eyeshadow brush, poke yourself in the other eye.

2.) Anything made by Mabeline is not edible.

3.) Lipstick is not as chewy as you would think. Hence forth the shade, “Bubblegum Pink,” should not be taken literally.

4.) Your base is not just liquid gold; it comes in other shades too.

5.) Eyeshadow = eye. Lipstick = lip. Repeat this to yourself as often as possible.

6.) Blush is not meant to make you look like a clown on crack. Reapply if this description is what you see in the mirror.

7.) Do not replace your compact’s powder with confectioner’s sugar.

8.) Lip gloss does taste like strawberries. Please, after confirming that the previous statement is true, contact the Poison Control immediately.

9.) Each shade of eyeshadow is stereotyped. You cannot escape.

--Pink – Omg! Look, it’s a bird! Biirrdddyyy! C'mere biiirrddy!

--Brown/White – I bet you can’t read MY mind.

--Black - Is someone obsessed with death?

--Green – I want attention and I want it now!

--Blue – What time tonight?

--Purple – LOUD AND PROUD!



10.) Do not replace doughnut cream/filling with pale base. It’s just not healthy.