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Killer Clowns Society for the Preservation of Furby Reservations (KCSPFR) would like to thank its new members (all 6.2 of them) to the family of KCSPFR. Your generosity is most appreciated and we all know that even if we do not speak the Furby native language because we lost the handbook, they still thank us.
This is the monthly newsletter for KCSPFER, and this month we would like to announce the safari to Africa's desert where we will attempt to be accepted into an actual Furby tribe! The safari is planned to take a month, as the Furbies are nomadic and we must find them.
Please, if you plan to go, bring deodorant. It seems that in our last attempt of this, someone forgot. It is a good thing the Furbies took him as their sacrafice and not any of the others.
Also, remember that there is no danger involved! The Furbies are very passive little creatures...they wouldn't hurt a fly!
We plan to find the Furby camp and then slowly become accepted into the society. We plan, by the full moon approaching, to be part of them and to be worshipped as gods. The name Waka Waka Boin has already been chosen by the President of this society and cannot be used as a Furby god. Thank you for your understanding.
Also, it has come to our attention that certain among our numbers have not yet signed their yearly contract, promising to make at least 50 children cry at the circus this upcoming year. Hurry and turn those forms in if you have not already! We can't have any slackers now!
One of the stunt elephants found a bloodied knife after last Thursday's performance. If this weapon belongs to you, please come and collect it at Lost and Found.
Have a great month, everybody!
Sincerely,
The KCSPFR Staff