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Quotes: Made especially for those who have powers to understand and appreciate Inside Jokes.


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Jenn: i guess chester would be considered a gnome sex slave
Me: He's no slave! He does it a FREE GNOME!

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Sara: I think my dad likes his boyish girls...I am not a hermaphrodite!

Josef: No raping the Gummybears. Save some for us.

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For Steph: Hot Damn, that car is sexy.

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Brent: so all of a sudden he takes a break from humping to order me around?
Me: Of course. He loves you.

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Jenn: You can't use foul language in here! There are books here! They might hear you.

Me: Yeah, that guy on the poster is staring at you.

Jenn: That would be Shakespeare.

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Me: There is a TREMENDOUS satisfaction that comes in knowing the fact that you only went to school one day out of a week.

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*As the Z. Scream rollarcoaster is backing up....*

Guy in seat in front of us: It's fast back there, ladies.

Steph: Oh I sat back here a couple of times before.

Me, in a proud voice: I'm not afriad of loopy-de-loops!

Steph: Oh look! The lake! It's so beautiful.

Me: (starts singing) To me!

Steph: Can't you see?!

Guy in front: (giving it his all) You're everything I hope for!! You're everything I need!!



-Batman! Savvy, mate?

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Brent: "Well whenever you need a shoulder to cry on, or an a** grabbin, just call me."

Me: Yep, you should make business cards

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Jenn: I threw away the monkey purse.

Brent: I probably should have been sitting down when you told me that.

Jenn: You are sitting down.



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Luke: This program has been brought to you by “World History: The Human Experience”.

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Me: We could make an army out of crawfish and be our own country.

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Colleen: He just ate the microphone.

Me: That’s okay. As long as he didn’t eat my shoe.

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Brent: Jenn wants stuff she can’t have.

Jenn: Brent has things that he doesn’t want!

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Jenn: I kissed a prince and it turned into Brent.

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Jenn: He’s the whole Round Table wrapped up in one pretty little box.

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Jenn: He gets along quite well with the monkeys.

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Me: God, like a giant eyeball that walks down the school’s hallways, sees all.

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Montoya: White people are so colorful!

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Renee: Calculators are illegal.

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Jenn: Where do all the people go when hackey-sack season is over?

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Sara: I’m not a talking apple! Stop looking at me!

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Sara: You’re giving me a migraine and I don’t get migraines!

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Steph: just skip purgatory and we'll both go to hell

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Steph's Away Message: DIRTBIKE - $2000, GOGGLES - $30, VACATION - LOTS OF MONEY, AWAY MESSAGE WAR - MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF AWAY MESSAGES

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"Things can be arranged."

--Arienh, be afraid.

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"This has to be the worst thing we have ever done!"

--Jenn, when we lost the visitor girl I was supposed to be bring around the school. Whoops.

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"Lord, I just used to lose things! Like pencil cases! Now I'm up to losing people!"

--Me, when I lost the visitor girl.

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"Cherokee people! Cherokee tribe! So proud to live! So proud to DIIIIIIIEEEEEE!"

--Paul Revere and the Raiders: "Indian Reservation" ("Cherokee Nation") Sung wonderfully by me in Science class. Poor teacher.

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"Sam, you have weird friends."

--Mummy dearest

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"Wooooooooooo!"

--everyone

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"What are we doing today, Mr. Lizard?"

--from Dinosaurs

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"Down Rowdy!"

--from Scrubs

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"Oo, look! It's the Elmo Chicken Dance Doll!"

--*sigh* That was a funny day.

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"But it's an adult collectable! See, it says it on the back!"

--David, holding up his diecast hotwheels car.

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"*the two AIM frogs kissing*

aww......frog love"

--Brent

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"Hello, danger to society!"

--Brent

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"Dr. Cox: Crazy lady says 'What'?"

"Jorden: What?"

--from Scrubs

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"And what to I do with the nitroglycerin?"

--from Dinosaurs

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"Life is boring when there isn't an insane person chasing birds and singing songs about winking monkeys."

--Brent...I *am* appreciated!

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Luke: Does anyone have their article summary?

Brent: I threw mine away.

Sam: I threw mine away.

Jenn: I colored mine completely orange and then threw it away.



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Emily: You can't quote me on this.

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Leanne: And Jarman was eating my soul.