Me: Yeah, that guy on the poster is staring at you.
Jenn: That would be Shakespeare.
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Me: There is a TREMENDOUS satisfaction that comes in knowing the fact that you only went to school one day out of a week.
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*As the Z. Scream rollarcoaster is backing up....*
Guy in seat in front of us: It's fast back there, ladies.
Steph: Oh I sat back here a couple of times before.
Me, in a proud voice: I'm not afriad of loopy-de-loops!
Steph: Oh look! The lake! It's so beautiful.
Me: (starts singing) To me!
Steph: Can't you see?!
Guy in front: (giving it his all) You're everything I hope for!! You're everything I need!!
-Batman! Savvy, mate?
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Brent: "Well whenever you need a shoulder to cry on, or an a** grabbin, just call me."
Me: Yep, you should make business cards
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Jenn: I threw away the monkey purse.
Brent: I probably should have been sitting down when you told me that.
Jenn: You are sitting down.
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Luke: This program has been brought to you by “World History: The Human Experience”.
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Me: We could make an army out of crawfish and be our own country.
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Colleen: He just ate the microphone.
Me: That’s okay. As long as he didn’t eat my shoe.
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Brent: Jenn wants stuff she can’t have.
Jenn: Brent has things that he doesn’t want!
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Jenn: I kissed a prince and it turned into Brent.
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Jenn: He’s the whole Round Table wrapped up in one pretty little box.
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Jenn: He gets along quite well with the monkeys.
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Me: God, like a giant eyeball that walks down the school’s hallways, sees all.
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Montoya: White people are so colorful!
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Renee: Calculators are illegal.
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Jenn: Where do all the people go when hackey-sack season is over?
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Sara: I’m not a talking apple! Stop looking at me!
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Sara: You’re giving me a migraine and I don’t get migraines!
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Steph: just skip purgatory and we'll both go to hell
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Steph's Away Message: DIRTBIKE - $2000, GOGGLES - $30, VACATION - LOTS OF MONEY, AWAY MESSAGE WAR - MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF AWAY MESSAGES
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"Things can be arranged."
--Arienh, be afraid.
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"This has to be the worst thing we have ever done!"
--Jenn, when we lost the visitor girl I was supposed to be bring around the school. Whoops.
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"Lord, I just used to lose things! Like pencil cases! Now I'm up to losing people!"
--Me, when I lost the visitor girl.
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"Cherokee people! Cherokee tribe! So proud to live! So proud to DIIIIIIIEEEEEE!"
--Paul Revere and the Raiders: "Indian Reservation" ("Cherokee Nation") Sung wonderfully by me in Science class. Poor teacher.
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"Sam, you have weird friends."
--Mummy dearest
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"Wooooooooooo!"
--everyone
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"What are we doing today, Mr. Lizard?"
--from Dinosaurs
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"Down Rowdy!"
--from Scrubs
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"Oo, look! It's the Elmo Chicken Dance Doll!"
--*sigh* That was a funny day.
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"But it's an adult collectable! See, it says it on the back!"
--David, holding up his diecast hotwheels car.
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"*the two AIM frogs kissing*
aww......frog love"
--Brent
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"Hello, danger to society!"
--Brent
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"Dr. Cox: Crazy lady says 'What'?"
"Jorden: What?"
--from Scrubs
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"And what to I do with the nitroglycerin?"
--from Dinosaurs
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"Life is boring when there isn't an insane person chasing birds and singing songs about winking monkeys."
--Brent...I *am* appreciated!
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Luke: Does anyone have their article summary?
Brent: I threw mine away.
Sam: I threw mine away.
Jenn: I colored mine completely orange and then threw it away.
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Emily: You can't quote me on this.
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Leanne: And Jarman was eating my soul.