//~Ħone · winged · angel
erin's return:
Jessica: Well now that Erin's back *sitting in homeroom with Missa*
Missa: Be afraid....so yuo like Ben? awwe
Erin: *runs in* Who likes Ben!
Jessica: You idiots shut up!
Erin: YOU!*walks over to Jessica slowly*You are the weakest link...Goodbye!*pushes Jessica off her chair and sits in her seat*hahahaha...loser!
Jessica: *lands on her butt* HEY! *stands quickly* You idiot what was that for?
Erin: I wanted to sit down. *very calm*
(at this point everyone in the room is staring at them as they usually do but I chose not to write it before)
Erin: So, Jessica I heard you're pregnant *saying thi purposely cause everyone's looking*
Jessica: *is now pulling an additional chair over to the table, almost trips over herself* WHAT?!
(The substitute teacher walks in and goes to the front of the class)
Sub: Hello students. My names is Mrs. Itch, and I will be your substitute teacher. *writes her name on the board - Mrs. Beatrice Itch*
Erin: Ya know, it would look a lot better if you wrote it like this. *goes up to the board and re-writes her name as Mrs. B. Itch* There...
(Everyone laughs except the Sub, who is now smiling joyfully)
Sub: Thank you small Hobbit child. Has everyone ever told you you look like a Llama?
Erin: I do not...*does the little hand lick thing*
Jessica: Such an idiot
Erin: *hisses at her*
Jessica: MUFFIN FLAVORED LLAMA!
Missa: You mean Llama flavored Muffin?
Jessica: Kinda
Erin: *Bites a chunk out of the desk*
Sub: *Still smiling-thinking: Now i know why their teacher isn't here*
(The bell rings and Erin scurries out the door slowly, Jessica and Missa following)
Colleen: What's wrong with you *looking at Erin*
Erin: * bites her ankle as Colleen kicks her to get her off*
Erin: * gets kicked off and starts whimpering like a scolded puppy*
(Just then Mr. Wagner comes down the hall looking and Colleen and winking)
Colleen: HEE HAW I'M A DONKEY!!!
(There is a moment of silence where they stare and each other then Erin screams)
OH MY GOD YOU'RE GAY!!!!
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