the horror of great lakes crossing mall:
(Ali, Missa, Erin, Jesse, and Colleen are at the mall eating in the cafeteria)
Jesse: This is really good food!
Missa: *looks at the foreign food she's eating that looks like molded cow brains* Looks....yummy...
Erin: It looks like Crap!
Jesse: No really! It's really good! *holds up a some on a dork as it drips with brown yikky gooey...stuff*
*Ali and Colleen are sitting at the end of the table looking like they're gonna throw up..*
*All of a Sudden!*
Erin: Do you hear somthing?
Ali: .....no
Colleen: Wait.. do you mean that cat over there?
...
Erin: No...THERE! *points as they all look at a big hurd of little kids in red shirts running at them*
Missa and Jesse (at the same time): THE RED SHIRTS!
Ali: *is becoming transfixed on a small mushroom in the little kids play area as the hurd of kids grows bigger and closer to them*
Colleen: What're you staring at?
Ali: *drool*
Colleen: uhm...
*Erin, Jesse, and Missa run by as Missa stops*
Missa: Run! They're gonna eat us!
Ali: *drool*
Missa: Uhg! LOOK! Curtis and Brian! *points the way that Erin and Jesse and her self were running in*
Ali: WHERE!? *runs after Erin and Jesse as Colleen and Missa follow*
*Later it appears as if the kids have stopped*
Jesse: That was scary
Colleen: I wonder why they were chasing us in the first place.
Erin: *seems to be fascinated witb a stuffed llama sitting on the bench* *Drool*
Ali: That is one sexy llama.
Erin: BACK OFF HE'S MINE!*runs over and picks up the llama and begins cuddeling it*
*Everyone looks away slowly, turning their back to Erin*
Jesse: yea...riiight...I ca-*suddenly goes into a trance, watching a rug in a store window*
Ali: *sighs and turns around looking to where Erin was* Oh my god! She's gone!
Missa:...ugh..Jessse's gone too!
Colleen: Wait....where's all the people. I mean like there's no shoppers or anything...
*Crickets*
Ali: Hey you're right! Well what about that guy? *points*
Colleen: *drool* He's a hottie!
Ali: Right.. *walks over to him* Have you seen two girls? One's like 4 feet tall and the other has an obsession with rugs.
Man: No I havn't *strange creepy errrr smile*
Colleen: *drool*
Ali: *walks back over to Missa* Let's check Hot Topic.
Missa: mmk. Wait where's Colleen?
Ali: errr She's gone too!
Missa: This is sad.
*They both walk into Hot Topic as the lights flicker on and off*
Ali: This is kinda weird. I mean all the other stores are like closed cept this one.
Missa: What if this is like "their" base and they kidnap kids and send them to space muhahaha!
Ali: Oh shut up. Who's "their" anyway, we don't even know who's been kidnapping them or if they didn't just run off to begin with.
Missa: hmm good point. Wait...what's that? *points to a shadow in the almost completely dark room*
Ali: It looks like...a girl? Let's go talk to her.
*They approach the girl, she has a light blue shirt on and a matching bandana on her head*
Ali: Excuse me have you seen...
Girl: two girls? Yes I have. They're in the back room. *she puts on a twisted smile*
Ali: Whoa.. *looks to Missa who is staring at something behind her with googley eyes* What are you looking at? *turns around to see a guy that looked almost just like Munro except he was dressed like a goth* ugh
Missa: *drool*
Guy: Hey wanna go do something? *he motioned towards the back room door*
Missa:*runs over to him and goes in the back room with him*
Ali: Wait! Sis! *looks back to the girl* This is your doing isn't it??
Girl: You could say so. I've been following you around and when you 4 merely escapped my little kids in red shirts...
Ali: Wait. There was 5 of us not 4.
Girl: No, we only have 3 girls in the back. You're the 4th. There's the rug girl, the boy toy, and the munro obsessor..
*just then!*
Erin: *busts through the erm wall/window considering Hot Topic doesn't have a window but it does now.., with the llama in her hand* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *lands next to Ali* My llama has been telling me about what you've been doing with people. You capture them and then send them into space! The little kids in red shirts were just a distraction to get us to come down this corridor you sick WOMAN!
Girl: Who are you!
Ali: *thinking- so sis was right about "them"*
Erin: I am...SUPER ERWIN!! And I am here to stop you!
Ali: *becomes obsessed with a entire shelf that has various Mushroom items on it*
Girl: ahh. And the Mushroom girl. You gave your weakness away at the Cafeteria. Now go, the back room has plenty more of them.
Ali: *does as she says and goes into the back room*
Erin: You won't get away with this! *begins staring at the girl and then screams "LLAMA EYE!"*
Girl: What are you...*stares straight into the eyes of the stuffed llama*
Erin: Let my friends go now!
Girl: *does as she says as Colleen, Missa, Ali, and Jesse (with a new rug on) come out of the back room*
Erin: Now go sit somewhere for the rest of your life!
Girl: *sits in corner*
(They all leave the mall as to ever coming back we shall never know)
The End
Jessica: Wait! I forgot my purse in Hot Topic!
All: *Anime KO*
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