The McNerf Burger Archive

Hello and welcome to the McNerf Burger Archive! Here are links to saved copies of all the important McNerf-Burger threads on the JC, as well as a few threads that were not started by me, but that I had some cool posts in.

The Threads

If a member of the animal kingdom made war upon us, what creatures would it be?
The anti mechanical pencil society of the JC.
Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
I believe the administration of my school is engaging in a conspiracy to destroy me.
Has anybody else noticed a weakening in Hotmails spam defense?
Owwwwwwwwww. I am injured. :(
How Jupiter can be used for primate cloning facilities.
McNerf-Burger vs. Mr. Neck orYarael Proof
Who is a fan of the hit TV show, Orion Alliance?
If the JC were to be mainfested as an actual place, what would it look like?
My plan to stop poaching through the use of Robotic Warrior Primates.
Is Sea Bots the worst TV show ever?
Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
The virtual staring contest thread.
I laugh in the face of the standardized tests. Behold my tom foolerish antics.
The Threat Crow
Why am I warned of the windows of applet?
The World is Not flat, nor is it round. It is CUBE shaped. Behold the discovery of McNerf.