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The virtual staring contest thread.
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
11/20/01 5:59pm
Subject: The virtual staring contest thread.
- Date Edited: 1/13 12:35pm (1 edits total)
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Prepare for ultimate battle! A staring battle that is, but only virtually, RPG style! Boo yah!
For eons humankind as used the staring contest to settle conflicts, or even occasionaly as a game. It is the sport of true champions, champions who are as fearless as tiger within the zoo.
In the battle of staring, you must stare at one another, and not blink. Indeed, if you blink, not only are you pathetic and weak, but you have been defeated.
If one turns down a battle of stares, or forfeits, they are without honor, and must be mocked.
Let us begin the battles!
*stares*
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The-Cow-Goes-Moo
Registered: Jun 01
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Date Posted:
11/20/01 6:01pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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*stare* ...
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Don’t worry, miss, he’s already informed of that.
A little mermaid flopped up on deck and told him the whole story.
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
11/20/01 6:03pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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*stares*
ha ha! You can not defeat me!
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The-Cow-Goes-Moo
Registered: Jun 01
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Date Posted:
11/20/01 6:05pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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*stares back* just watch me. *laughs*
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Don’t worry, miss, he’s already informed of that.
A little mermaid flopped up on deck and told him the whole story.
- Lieutenant Gillette
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big_boss_nass
Registered: Nov 01
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Date Posted:
11/20/01 6:05pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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i'm looseing my mind!
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
11/20/01 6:07pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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*claps hands to cause a distraction*
Ha ha! Go on and blink, weak one. I am the all mighty McNerf, King of Hampsters and Champion of Staring! Surrender to me!
*stares*
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MasterYodaSkywalker
Registered: Oct 01
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Date Posted:
11/20/01 6:33pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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*stares*  
haha, made you blink.
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Bib Fortuna, Twi'lek
Registered: Jul 99
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Date Posted:
11/20/01 6:34pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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*blinks*
Dang it, I lost.
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
11/20/01 6:37pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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*stares*
My eyes burn into your face like a soldering iron in a loaf of cheese. You shall soon blink. Bwa ha ha.
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Short Round McFly
Registered: Nov 99
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Date Posted:
11/20/01 6:37pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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*Stares*
*Blinks* Dammit, McNerf IS all powerfull!
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
11/20/01 6:52pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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And you better believe it!
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Short Round McFly
Registered: Nov 99
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Date Posted:
11/20/01 6:53pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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Alright, let's have a re-match.
*Throws salt in McNerf's eyes* Hah!
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Fluke_Groundwalker
Registered: Aug 01
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Date Posted:
11/20/01 6:55pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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:| *stares for eternity*
Ah ha! You cannot defeat me! I'm staring for eternity!
*pokes McNerf in the eye*
Tee hee!
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The-Cow-Goes-Moo
Registered: Jun 01
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Date Posted:
11/20/01 6:59pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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*still staring* this is boring
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
11/20/01 7:07pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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You may poke my eye all you wish, I shall not blink! Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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Uruk-hai
Registered: Oct 00
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Date Posted:
11/20/01 8:54pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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*pulls out a glass eye, puts it on the table and walks away*
Stare THAT down, sunshine.
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DerthNader
Registered: Feb 01
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Date Posted:
11/20/01 9:17pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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I can outstare you, Your McNerfness.
For you see, I am a marble statue. And you are merely flesh and blood.
So HA!!!!!!!!
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
11/21/01 12:47pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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Alas, you are wrong. For over the millenia you shall slowly be eroded by acid rain, until your so called eyes are no longer visible. Meanwhile, I will have an umbrella hat, thus will not be destroyed. Ha ha.
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B'omarr
Registered: Apr 00
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Date Posted:
11/21/01 1:05pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
- Date Edited: 11/21/01 1:06pm (1 edits total)
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*stares so long that eventually my eyes dry out and become utterly useless. Undaunted, I continue to stare. Civilizations crumble, mountains rise around me, but I continue to stare. Eventually I am nothing more than a statue, an inanimate object to the animated around me. Birds build nests in my hair. One day a baby sparrow is born. Inanimate, but still conscious and staring, I decide to name this bird Winky. I stare as Winky grows up, takes his first flight, and gradually matures. However, one tragic day, a cybernetic armadillo catches Winkey and eats him. Distraught, my eyes begin to water, and suddenly, irrevocably...I blink*
Damnit! McNerf wins again!
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
11/22/01 12:12pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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Who else has the courage and honor to do battle?!?!
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Darth was Mauled
Registered: Jun 00
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Date Posted:
11/22/01 12:15pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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*stares*
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B'omarr
Registered: Apr 00
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Date Posted:
1/8/02 1:39pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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Ironic isn't it, that I had a pet bird named "Winkey" in a staring contest.
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Avalon69
Registered: Dec 01
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Date Posted:
1/8/02 1:56pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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*stares.*
heeheeBwahahahahahaa!! 
I cannot defeat McNerf!
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jp-30
Registered: Dec 00
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Date Posted:
1/8/02 2:55pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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//puts on "secret weapon"//
*stares*
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Rabe'
Registered: Jun 00
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Date Posted:
1/8/02 3:14pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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*stares*
*contacts dry out*
"OW!"
Did anyone else notice that Elijah Wood hardly ever blinks in LOTR? I actually started staring down the screen. I won! 
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
1/8/02 3:18pm
Subject: RE: The virtual staring contest thread.
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Perhaps Galadrel or Sauron could defeat me, but it would be close, and I believe I would be victorious for I am....THE MCNERF! Bwa ha.
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