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Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 5:49pm
Subject: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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For thousands upon thousands of years, men of honor and bravery have engaged in a sport of noble combat. It is a sport which requires intelligence, for one must be wise in the ways of tactics and strategy. It requires strength, for one must be able to throw objects in such a manner that the projectile will move in a speeding manner. It requires agility, for one must be able to dodge such projectiles Matrix style. It requires speed, for one must move quickly to avoid their own destruction.
Yet, for reasons unknown, this noble sport of champions has never been included in the Winter Olympic games. Surely, you say within your brainards, "Say whaaaaaaaat?" You are most certainly discombobulated with confusion. Understandable, this is. For why would not such a sport be included in the winter olympics? It is now known to me the true reasons, but I suspect evil and corruption to be among them.
What is this honorable sport, you ask? I shall tell you. Snowball Fighting, it is called in the English tounge. One of the oldest sports in all of humanity. The cave humans most likely developed it first. Ancient chinese warriors engaged in snowball fighting thousands of years ago, as did the romans. Virtually every culture who lives in a location that allows snowball has played this game for thousands upon thousands of years! Yet, it is not included in the Winter Olympics. Speak to me, what honor is there in skating about on a field of slippery, frozen water? Speak to me, what is noble about spinning about in the air with long wooden objects glued upon their feet, as if they were buzzing bee's on a mission of nonsense? NONE! Snowball fighting is the ultimate COMBAT OF SURPREME HONOR AND ULTIMATE NOBILITY!!!!!!!!!! It MUST be included in the 2006 Olympics. We will not take no for an answer! It is time to take a stand against the injustice the Olympics have placed upon this sport for 100 years!
Sign the petition! Make your voice heard!
McNerf-Burger.
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Possessed-Woodchuck
Registered: Jul 01
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 5:52pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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Go make on on petitiomonline.com and I will.
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Aragorn327
Registered: Aug 01
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 5:53pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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Where do I sign? ?:|
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 5:57pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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Right here, pal!
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Lord Mauly Mall
Title: TFN/JC Banner Artist Team
Registered: Oct 99
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 5:58pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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Only if we can also include synchronized Snow Angel competitions.
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IAmTheDarkSide
Title: Avatar of the Dark Side
Registered: Jan 02
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 5:58pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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How do you score it?
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AmazingB
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jan 01
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 6:00pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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Why stop at the Olympics? I don't want to only be able to watch Snowball Fighting every four years. I demand a new professional winter sport, in addition to the Olympics.
Amazing.
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Aragorn327
Registered: Aug 01
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 6:00pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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I herby sign this here petition. *signs petition* -Aragorn327.
BTW, if you need more names, I'll have some socks stop by...
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Mara-Jade-Skywalker
Title: JC Hogwarts House Host
Registered: Aug 00
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 6:03pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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hmmm... 
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Shi-Bandarr
Registered: Jul 00
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2/22/02 6:03pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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If it were included, it's purity as a sport would be compromised for sure.
Just think, they'd have to inspect the snow so that in conforms to the most rigid of standards. Gone would be the little flecks of dirt and tiny pebbles frozen among the ice. Honestly, it wouldn't be the same. The satisfaction of watching a snowball explode and cover someone's face as you laughed your arse off because it was made with your secret stash of "yellow" snow would be gone.
I say Nay! Leave it as it is. To the backyards and parks of the snow covered world and not in an arena.
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Mrs-Buttersworth
Registered: May 01
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 6:05pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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Can it be to the death?
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 6:18pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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Hmmmmmm. This should be contemplated, of course. A matter of debate, indeed.
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Hama
Title: Retired FF Admin
Registered: Jun 00
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 6:19pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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Sign the petition by writing your name in the snow.
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AdamBertocci
Title: Manager: AOTC / LFL Projects / Fan Films
Registered: Feb 02
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 6:22pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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*signs... via Hama-Ryu's method*
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Short Round McFly
Registered: Nov 99
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 6:53pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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I sign it, friend!*Signs it*
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big_boss_nass
Registered: Nov 01
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 6:55pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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me and all 12 of my socks sign it
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 6:55pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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We must not give up.
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Lieutenant_Page
Registered: Mar 01
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 6:57pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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Oooo I'll sign! Perhaps I could be on the team 
-Lieutenant_Page
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Connemara
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 7:23pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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Personally, I woudl go out for tryouts for snowball competitions. Could it be a team thing? Like the snow ball battles?
Just the thought makes the Olympics more appealing to me. Though I personally think if I were to watch a snowball fight I would laugh the whole time. :P
Oh, you want me to sign? All right, all right. //signs petition
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 7:27pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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Connemara is returned! Groovy is this.
Indeed, you speak truth Connemara. It would be as a team sport.
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Cow_Girl
Registered: Jun 01
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 7:35pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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This is a great idea!
*Signs petition*
How come all the good sports like this always are left out of the games?
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 7:38pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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It is no doubt because of evil. I am also formulating a new sport, in which one must roll a large snowball down a hill in order to knock over a series of objects.
But for now, we must concentrate on snowball fighting. I think I should be on the team when its made. Indeed.
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 8:10pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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It is my belief that such a noble sport will be quite popular amongst the audience.
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Short Round McFly
Registered: Nov 99
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 8:13pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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I say we also have a sport where we roll a giant snowball in a zig zag pattern down a hill to different team members on either side of the aisle! AHA!
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Darth Geist
Registered: Oct 99
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 8:19pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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//signs
//comes back wearing a fake moustache, signs again
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Liquid_Snake
Registered: Feb 02
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Date Posted:
2/22/02 9:22pm
Subject: RE: Petition to include Snowball Fighting in the 2006 Winter Olympics.
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*wishes he lived in some part of the world where snow falls*
Anyone notice that is you substitute the 'paint' in paintball for 'snow', you have snowball? I'm thinking it would be a lot like paintball, but without the guns... or maybe with the guns? (guns that shoot snow projectiles).
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