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My plan to stop poaching through the use of Robotic Warrior Primates.
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
6/4/02 1:46pm
Subject: My plan to stop poaching through the use of Robotic Warrior Primates.
- Date Edited: 5/3/03 8:22am (1 edits total)
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The evil, yet vile act of poaching is when poachers (ones who engage in poaching), destroy an innocent creature that is endangered, or out of season. Yet I shall speak of one group of animals specifically. Primates. Primates, such as the Gorilla, the Chimpanzee, and the Spider Monkey. Many poachers like to poach these animals and sell them for money or souveiniers, or clothes. Colobus Monkey Hide Sandals are somewhat popular in several countries. These poachers of doom get rich with their dealings in the black market!
Unfortunately, many Primates, especially Gorilla's, are in endanger of being obliterated. This must be stopped. The poachers do not fear law enforcement. They, like the devious mongolian marsupials, are villianous, and often trick law folks, or bribe them with money.
So it has come to pass that I, McNerf-Burger, have arrived at a solution to the problem. It is quite obvious. We must create an army, an army of Robotic Warrior Primates. On the outside they would appear similar to the average organic primate, but underneat they would be warriors of metal. They would be programmed in the arts of deception and warfare.
Imagine, the poacher, sneaking upon what he thinks is an unsuspecting lowland Mountain Gorilla. Like the cat which lurks about my neighborhood, he, in his evilness, creeps silently towards his prey, and opens fire on it with an M16! Pow pow ratatata zappity bam! Yet the gorilla does not blow apart in a cloud of blood and internal organs, nay, the bullets go "ping ping" and make sparks, and bounce off his armored shell. The poacher will say ".......huh?" And then the robot primate will go into battle mode, and destroy the poacher with his might.
For you see, the robot primates will inflitrate the jungles, and no poacher can tell the difference. Soon the word will spread of the super apes, and from fear, they will hunt no longer. It is the ly solution.
Note: Warrior Robot Primates could also be used to set free the zoo primates of all the lands, and replace them, thus engaging in trickery so that not even the zoo keeper will know.
The only thing we need to do now is find a corporation to finance our scheme. What say ye all?
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YodaJeff
Registered: Oct 01
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Date Posted:
6/4/02 1:48pm
Subject: RE: My plan to stop poaching through the use of Robotic Warrior Primates.
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Would the just use brute force to stop the poachers, or would they have hidden lasers of some sort?
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Darth_AYBABTU
Registered: Mar 01
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Date Posted:
6/4/02 1:49pm
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No existing corporation would ever assist us in this endeavor. All are most certainly inder the control of the poachers. We will have to create our own corporation to construct the robotic primates.
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Vaderbait
Registered: Sep 01
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6/4/02 1:49pm
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What happens if these warrior primates go haywire and mistake everyone for poachers?!
I refuse to support somthing that could endannger myself!
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Lord_Coras
Title: Chapter Rep
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Registered: Oct 01
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6/4/02 1:50pm
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General. Count me in.
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AmazingB
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jan 01
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Date Posted:
6/4/02 2:25pm
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How do we control the robot primates? What happens if they go haywire and wind up destroying the real primates? Then we'd have a huge PR mess on our hands.
Amazing.
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Registered: Aug 00
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Date Posted:
6/4/02 2:25pm
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JediofJade
Registered: Aug 99
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Date Posted:
6/4/02 2:40pm
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Vaderbait and B have raised some good points, but the general idea is very good. Count me in for the war effort, Cap'n.
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Wattowatta
Registered: Jan 00
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Date Posted:
6/4/02 2:42pm
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And with this one singular piece of crap, McNerf becomes a mod.
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B'omarr
Registered: Apr 00
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6/4/02 2:50pm
Subject: RE: My plan to stop poaching through the use of Robotic Warrior Primates.
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This plan is ridiculous and outlandish. There are much better alternatives to reviving the chimp population. Remember FateNaberries' plan to clone gorillas in outer space? That was much more viable.
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Lord_Coras
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Registered: Oct 01
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Date Posted:
6/4/02 2:59pm
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Don't listen to B'omarr. He's with the enemy!
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Blue_10
Registered: Oct 01
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6/4/02 4:24pm
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Instead we should just implant chips into ourselves severing our free will.
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JediJeffro
Registered: Jun 01
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Date Posted:
6/4/02 4:53pm
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The RWPs would need to be controlled at a central station, much like battle droids. That way, if they rebel, they could be stopped easily.
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
6/4/02 5:00pm
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Indeed, Jeffro, indeed. Such a system would be of much use. The RWP's could potentially be a dangerous nemsis, yet I am sure that this will not happen. Always good to have a back up system of some sort.
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YodaJeff
Registered: Oct 01
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Date Posted:
6/4/02 5:14pm
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What if the poachers were to disable them from the central station? You'd need to make sure that they wouldn't be able to do this.
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Malazaf
Registered: Apr 02
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Date Posted:
6/4/02 5:23pm
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I have all these different kinds of poachers hanging up on my walls.
Its fun to tell stories about how I caught them.
Do I mean 'posters'? No. Still fun...
Hah.. pun.. poster, paper, poster, JC'er, sorta, poacher, poster, ....
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
6/4/02 5:23pm
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We can build a moat, with sharks. The poachers will be distracted by the rare sea creatures, and try to shoot them. While they are thusly engaged, the security forces could snipe them to pieces from above.
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count_spooku
Registered: Apr 02
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Date Posted:
6/4/02 5:24pm
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Why do we need too make moat why did you make this topic mc nerf
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YodaJeff
Registered: Oct 01
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Date Posted:
6/4/02 5:26pm
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Would they be robotic warrior sharks?
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
6/4/02 5:28pm
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Spooku, your interesting use of grammar prevents me from understanding anything you spoke towards me.
YodaJeff, perhaps. This is something we must contemplate on greatly. Perhaps they can be......holographic sharks?
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JediJeffro
Registered: Jun 01
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6/4/02 5:29pm
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No. They will be sharks with frikkin' laser beams attached to their heads. Every creature deserves a warm meal.
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count_spooku
Registered: Apr 02
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6/4/02 5:29pm
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Why do you want holographic sharks?
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
6/4/02 5:31pm
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For the moat, obviously.
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AmazingB
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jan 01
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6/4/02 5:35pm
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"Spooku, your interesting use of grammar prevents me from understanding anything you spoke towards me."
This is the single best sentence ever.
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
6/4/02 5:54pm
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Indeed.
Holographic sharks would definetely save on cost, as well, in the long run anyway.
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YodaJeff
Registered: Oct 01
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Date Posted:
6/4/02 5:56pm
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Yes, but how would a holographic shark stop them from crossing through? Last I checked, a holographic anything couldn't deal any real damage.
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