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AmazingB
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jan 01
Date Posted: 5/30/02 8:36am Subject: RE: How Jupiter can be used for primate cloning facilities.
"Jupiter has rings too, dude."

So do Neptune and Uranus, but we're not going there, are we?

Amazing.

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B'omarr
Registered: Apr 00
Date Posted: 5/30/02 11:41am Subject: RE: How Jupiter can be used for primate cloning facilities.
Wow, if we could successfully clone apes, instead of the standard 1,000 apes, we could have 2,000 apes typing on typewriters pounding out the next great works of literature...

It boggles the mind.

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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
Date Posted: 5/30/02 12:36pm Subject: RE: How Jupiter can be used for primate cloning facilities.
Also remember that we need some sort of hat constructing facility, so that the Chimpanzee's can wear them. Chimpanzee's need their hats.

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B'omarr
Registered: Apr 00
Date Posted: 5/30/02 12:39pm Subject: RE: How Jupiter can be used for primate cloning facilities.
They need diapers more than hats.

Perhaps we should clone Edison first so he can invent a hat that doubles as a toilet?

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JediJeffro
Registered: Jun 01
Date Posted: 5/30/02 1:12pm Subject: RE: How Jupiter can be used for primate cloning facilities.
Don't they need tricycles as well?

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Jotun Denal
Registered: Nov 99
Date Posted: 5/30/02 1:13pm Subject: RE: How Jupiter can be used for primate cloning facilities.
Best. Idea. Ever.

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gundark
Registered: Jun 99
Date Posted: 5/30/02 1:16pm Subject: RE: How Jupiter can be used for primate cloning facilities.
If this means I'm finally going to get my monkey butler you have my full support.

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B'omarr
Registered: Apr 00
Date Posted: 5/30/02 2:00pm Subject: RE: How Jupiter can be used for primate cloning facilities. - Date Edited: 5/30/02 2:01pm (1 edits total) Edited By: B'omarr
If my calcualtions are correct, the apes only have 878 more years until they assume control of the earth and then enslave humanity, so we need a few clones of them so they can get crackin'.

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Endermunkee
Registered: Aug 00
Date Posted: 5/30/02 2:00pm Subject: RE: How Jupiter can be used for primate cloning facilities.
But will your unadulterated clone be an exact cross between a 9 year old Anakin Skywalker and Ric Olie? With the fakest fake laugh ever?


You must be reading my mind.


//second-fakest fake laugh ever

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JediofJade
Registered: Aug 99
Date Posted: 5/30/02 2:14pm Subject: RE: How Jupiter can be used for primate cloning facilities.
Do you have any idea how expensive such a project will be? At least 30 billion. And that doesn't include the tricycles and toilet hats.

We need to start a funding program. That way we can assure the safety of our planet and gundark can finally have his monkey butler.

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AmazingB
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jan 01
Date Posted: 5/30/02 4:56pm Subject: RE: How Jupiter can be used for primate cloning facilities.
"We need to start a funding program."

Bake sale and a car wash, then?

Amazing.

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MaidenLumpé
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Feb 00
Date Posted: 5/30/02 8:49pm Subject: RE: How Jupiter can be used for primate cloning facilities.
geez amazing, let's be realistic. car wash and bake sale won't cut it.

we need a raffle also.

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AmazingB
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jan 01
Date Posted: 5/30/02 9:03pm Subject: RE: How Jupiter can be used for primate cloning facilities.
I'm just trying to get things started.

Amazing.

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JediJeffro
Registered: Jun 01
Date Posted: 5/3/03 9:40am Subject: RE: How Jupiter can be used for primate cloning facilities.
You got things ended, too.

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Jedi knight Pozzi
Registered: Apr 00
Date Posted: 5/3/03 9:56am Subject: RE: How Jupiter can be used for primate cloning facilities.
Cloning Natalie Portman would be the better bet surely.

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If the title is any indication of Ep IIIs quality,
I can't help but wonder if Lucas is to blame,
or us wanting this type of thing.
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AmazingB
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jan 01
Date Posted: 5/3/03 9:58am Subject: RE: How Jupiter can be used for primate cloning facilities.
It's not my fault.

omg! Star Wars!

Amazing.

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