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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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1/17/02 2:51pm
Subject: Owwwwwwwwww. I am injured. :(
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Not just 10 minutes ago I was sitting in my basement, on the rocking chair, posting on the JC. Well, as I was rocking about waiting for a page to load, I put my hands near the back of the moving rocking chair. 2 seconds later I had a rather, unpleasant, sensation on the fingers of both my hands. So I said, "Owwwwwwwwwwwww!" and I realized my fingers were caught and somewhat crushed in the spaces of the rocking chair. So I slowly moved the movable part of the chair up and freed my hands. And guess what? My fingers were bleeding! I was like "Well, this isnt a good thing." Then my fingers didnt hurt, they were just numb, and I said, "Hmmmm, this probably isnt a good thing either." So I went upstairs, put my fingers in water for a few minutes, got rid of the blood, put on some antibiotic junk, and bandaided my fingers. Then one of them started to cut off the circulation to my upper finger, so I decided to band aid it in a different manner.
Man, that sucked.
I may have overreacted, for I am no longer in pan, except a tiny bit when I put my left hand in a fist.
So here is the lesson of the day. When on a rocking chair, do not put your fingers by the thing that moves, for you may be damaged. Behold the wisdom of McNerf. I have spoken.
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Debo
Registered: Sep 01
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Date Posted:
1/17/02 2:54pm
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It must have been a sight to see. Slapstick!
A wonder you didn't break your neck. 
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Uruk-hai
Registered: Oct 00
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Date Posted:
1/17/02 2:55pm
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Rivetting.
I've got a hangnail at the moment. Doesn't life just suck?
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harjap
Registered: Aug 00
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Date Posted:
1/17/02 2:56pm
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It is a bitterly gained lesson but you pain will not have been in vain.
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LoveisSuicideSP
Registered: Apr 01
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Date Posted:
1/17/02 2:59pm
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I think I pulled an ab muscle or something. Whenever i lean back it hurts at the intestine area.
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falkcj
Registered: Aug 00
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Date Posted:
1/17/02 3:00pm
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hehehe. First time I've heard of posting related injuries.
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B'omarr
Registered: Apr 00
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1/17/02 3:08pm
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At least your fingers weren't gassy.
Next time, for first aid advice, just click on this site
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exar-tull
Registered: Feb 01
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1/17/02 3:09pm
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now get a rack and put tongs up and step on it repetedly,  and have someone take pictures.
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Waning Drill
Registered: Dec 99
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Date Posted:
1/17/02 3:34pm
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Uh, I overdosed on my medication and now I'm shaking like a paint mixer. Got any suggestions for that one?
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exar-tull
Registered: Feb 01
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1/17/02 3:47pm
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10 alcaseltzer.
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LoveisSuicideSP
Registered: Apr 01
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1/17/02 3:50pm
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eat some charcoal.
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"If I knew where I was going I would already be there."
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falkcj
Registered: Aug 00
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Date Posted:
1/17/02 10:33pm
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how's the finger?
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
1/18/02 8:43am
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I'll live, I suppose. I can type ok. Maybe I should sue. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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Admiral_Thrawn60
Registered: Jul 00
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1/18/02 8:47am
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"So here is the lesson of the day. When on a rocking chair, do not put your fingers by the thing that moves, for you may be damaged. Behold the wisdom of McNerf. I have spoken."
This man is wise beyond his years. Sure....
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IAmTheDarkSide
Title: Avatar of the Dark Side
Registered: Jan 02
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Date Posted:
1/18/02 8:47am
Subject: RE: Owwwwwwwwww. I am injured. :(
- Date Edited: 1/18/02 8:55am (1 edits total)
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My roommate slipped in the bathroom and managed to cut his finger such that it now has 18 stitches in it. When the doctor asked, "was the floor wet," he replied "There was blood on it." 
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B'omarr
Registered: Apr 00
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Date Posted:
1/18/02 9:07am
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It's a good thing that rocking chair wasn't out in the middle of the ocean, or all that blood would have attracted sharks, and then the sharks would have eaten you, McNerf! 
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
1/18/02 9:14am
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B'ommar, I would just kick them.
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falkcj
Registered: Aug 00
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Date Posted:
1/18/02 9:22am
Subject: RE: Owwwwwwwwww. I am injured. :(
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how about the pirannahs?
Did I spell that right?
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B'omarr
Registered: Apr 00
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Date Posted:
1/18/02 9:41am
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You're not supposed to kick a shark! That only makes them angrier!
According to croc hunter extrodinaire, Steve Irwin: "Crikey, the best wauy to kell uh shahrk, is by stuffin' a greenade in his eiye socket!"
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
1/18/02 10:34am
Subject: RE: Owwwwwwwwww. I am injured. :(
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B'ommar! I would poke their eyes!
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Q187
Registered: Jul 00
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Date Posted:
1/18/02 11:06am
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I've got an Usama on my foot...
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Ewan-Kenobi
Registered: Oct 00
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Date Posted:
1/18/02 11:15am
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"Behold the wisdom of McNerf. I have spoken."
Don't you mean stupidity?
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B'omarr
Registered: Apr 00
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1/18/02 11:48am
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But how would you poke their eyes, if your fingers are injured in the first place!
If you tried to poke their eyes out with your toes, then you'd have to swim upside down, and then you'd drown.
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falkcj
Registered: Aug 00
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Date Posted:
1/18/02 12:20pm
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Also it would be hard to poke the shark's eyes if they are 100s of pirahnas nipping at you!
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barnsthefatjedi
Registered: Feb 01
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Date Posted:
1/18/02 12:28pm
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LMAO 
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Princess_Robin
Registered: Sep 01
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Date Posted:
1/18/02 12:32pm
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why would there be paranahs (sp?) in the ocean with sharks?!
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