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Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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Dagger
Registered: Nov 99
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Date Posted:
4/12/02 1:38pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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Bah, we should just take over the Middle East. There's oil there, and it's not like the people are/have been the greatest: Arafat, Hussein, Sharon, terrorists, suicide bombers, Ayatollah A**ahola...
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AmazingB
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jan 01
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Date Posted:
4/12/02 1:40pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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We must be careful of what we take over. We don't want to go taking over useless land. I mean, China and Russia, and large portions of the Middle East have very poor land that will not aid us. We must be more dicriminatory when looking to expand and not expand for the sake of expansion.
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Vaderbait
Registered: Sep 01
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Date Posted:
4/12/02 4:28pm
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Oil. Oil. Oil. The fields of northeastern Russia are full of it!
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
4/12/02 4:44pm
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So does Alaska, we should take over that place first.
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Vaderbait
Registered: Sep 01
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Date Posted:
4/12/02 4:46pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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I think you're back about a hundred and thirty years. We already have Alaska. 
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AmazingB
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jan 01
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Date Posted:
4/12/02 4:49pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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"I think you're back about a hundred and thirty years. We already have Alaska."
Even better. They'll never see us coming.
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LianaMara
Registered: Oct 00
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Date Posted:
4/12/02 5:14pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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yes...complete control of Russia is good...though I've always wanted Tahiti to be part of the US...it just sounds cool, not important
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FateNaberrie
Registered: Jan 00
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Date Posted:
4/12/02 5:24pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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Mc-Nerf, don't start getting into Mangoboj, you're too obsessive of an OA fan if you know words in Commander Mango's made up language, that's worse than knowing that "B'ommar" in Klingon is "Man who squeezes toothpaste from middle"
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LumpyMaiden
Registered: Aug 01
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Date Posted:
9/19/02 1:00pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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i agree with fate naberrie on this issue.
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
9/19/02 1:07pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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The issue is....reborn!
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MaidenLumpé
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Feb 00
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Date Posted:
10/23/02 9:00pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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i agree with mcNerf on this issue
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AmazingB
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jan 01
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Date Posted:
10/23/02 9:27pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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All right, someone get us all up to speed on what we've accomplished so far, in case newer members want to chime in.
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Jjanda_Solo
Registered: Feb 01
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Date Posted:
10/23/02 10:00pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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I think we had reached the conclusion that the latest thing that all the real survivalists must do is not to stockpile a two year's supply of food and water etc., but rather to stockpile a two year's supply of toilet paper!
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eaglejedi
Registered: Feb 01
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Date Posted:
10/23/02 10:11pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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DLM, you're starting to scare me and remind me of some guy that had a website about ninjas, saying much the same thing... Although he sounded aroused... Ninjas aren't some kind of martial arts version of American gun nuts. They attack only those they set out to attack, and would not expose themselves for stupid reasons like some clumsy American dropping a spoon.
Ninjas are the best special forces (and assassins) because they are very stealthy and strike silently at night, using special ninja weapons and martial arts. The advanced ninjitsu gets into areas Westerners would consider "magic" to increase their stealth and make them effectively invisible. They are in general very cunning, and good at accessing inaccesible places. Ninjas believe they can do anything if they are good enough, and within limits, and if they believe it, it is true.
On the other hand, the Japanese would have an advantage, because Ninjitsu originated in Japan! Therefore your homegrown American ninjas would be caught and defeated by expert Japanese ninjas.
Therefore I think the use of computer viruses against the Japanese Cyber-Toilet is a much better idea. Reprogram the toilets to open and close repeatedly, turn on the a/c, emit monster noises and flush repeatedly, when children go in to use them at 3 in the morning.
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Dark Lady Mara
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jun 99
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Date Posted:
10/23/02 10:54pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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eagle, that's almost as good as the hate mail that appears on this site. Haven't been keeping up on it, have you? 
In any case, I have a completely new proposal for a war tactic: a blockade resulting in complete prevention of underwear import into the countries.
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eaglejedi
Registered: Feb 01
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Date Posted:
10/23/02 11:41pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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That doesn't sound too bad. How will it make those countries weaker?
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JediWarrior
Registered: Jun 00
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Date Posted:
10/24/02 6:39am
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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"We may also stop the Communist spies that are infiltrating the jolly good fun being had in this free country."
You were close, but not quite on the mark
It should have read "we may also stop the Communist spies that are infiltrating the for the jolly good fun being had in doing so"
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Dark Lady Mara
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jun 99
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Date Posted:
10/24/02 10:12pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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Eventually the smell will get so bad all soldiers will pass out. It's like a humane and environmentally-safe alternative to whatever the American army uses now.
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GrandAdmiralJello
Title: EUC Trivia Game Host
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
10/25/02 12:25am
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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Well, one long-standing plan I had was to simply close all exits to the U.N. and turn off the plumbing systems and lock the restrooms.
The world would fall...
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Jedi_Dooku
Registered: Sep 02
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Date Posted:
10/25/02 11:02am
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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I say that with all the money we have given other countries, that now is the time for repayment. If they can't pay us back, then they have to give us a piece of their country.
Think of it like the game or risk, if you can't pay for the Ukraine, then we'll just put up a US flag on it and call it America 2.
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carmenite42
Registered: Jul 03
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Date Posted:
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Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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i think that, rather than just putting up a US flag, we should make a special "i was taken over by the US and all i got was this crummy flag" flag.
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Motorized-Toast
Registered: Aug 04
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Date Posted:
8/6 2:13pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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I do not think I agree with this.
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FateNaberrie
Registered: Jan 00
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Date Posted:
8/6 2:20pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
- Date Edited: 8/6 2:22pm (1 edits total)
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Motorized-Toast
Registered: Aug 04
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Date Posted:
8/6 2:22pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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So you see this as a possibility in our future?
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malkieD2
Title: JCC Moderator
Registered: Jun 02
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Date Posted:
8/6 2:27pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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you are all banned for spamming uping your own old threads and being girls
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