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Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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FateNaberrie
Registered: Jan 00
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Date Posted:
4/11/02 7:16pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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Actually, ninjas may be effective. And we should get them to learn to fly, like in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
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LianaMara
Registered: Oct 00
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Date Posted:
4/11/02 7:17pm
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We must get Japan! I hate waiting for cool electronic stuff, and I don't really want to move there.
Yeah, DarkLadyMara, Puerto Rico is such a stupid territory. They should drop out of the US, cause they don't do anything except move to Florida and speak Spanish very loudly in the Wally-worlds! 
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AmazingB
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jan 01
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Date Posted:
4/11/02 7:19pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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"EDIT: Amazing if we send spies, would that be considered "stooping to their level"?"
No, because our spies wouldn't be communist.
Amazing.
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FateNaberrie
Registered: Jan 00
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Date Posted:
4/11/02 7:21pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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True, but we would have to give them cootie shots right? The full treatment from "circle circle dot dot" to "circle circle square square"
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AmazingB
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jan 01
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Date Posted:
4/11/02 7:26pm
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"True, but we would have to give them cootie shots right? The full treatment from "circle circle dot dot" to "circle circle square square" "
Yes, of course. I would think that would go without question.
Amazing.
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Dark Lady Mara
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jun 99
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Date Posted:
4/11/02 7:29pm
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//ninjas come in and kick everyone's ass just because some guy in a diner dropped a spoon
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. 
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Basil_Hennington
Registered: Mar 02
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Date Posted:
4/11/02 7:29pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
- Date Edited: 4/11/02 7:34pm (1 edits total)
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this thread is, in a word, terrifying.
I sincerely hope it is a joke.
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MaidenLumpé
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Feb 00
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Date Posted:
4/11/02 7:32pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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while a unique idea, i do have some concerns posted by it:
while i do wholehartedly agree that canadian land is not our goal, i question why chineese and russian land is. much like canada, china and russia are nothing but tundra, with a couple of cities here and there. in short, neither place is worth it. therefore, i propose that we take over europe.
yes europe, the cultural capital of the world. and the beauty of it is, the confiscation of bathrooms would be much easier.
not all americans know that many public bathrooms in europe cost money. what we can simply do, is take control of local government, make all bathrooms pay, and hike up the price to $50 american per use. this way, only the elite would be able to use it. and everyone knows that the elite are easily swayed by money, so we can bribe them into joining us.
questions? comments? criticism?
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Eva_Pilot04
Registered: Nov 01
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Date Posted:
4/11/02 7:35pm
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Basil_Hennington
Registered: Mar 02
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Date Posted:
4/11/02 7:36pm
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yup, why doesn't the U.S. take over the whole world, nay, the universe while we're at it.
we can be just like the roman empire. yay! 
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Endermunkee
Registered: Aug 00
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Date Posted:
4/11/02 7:38pm
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Actually in China, the public restrooms are nassssssty, because most people are of the opinion that it isn't their problem, so why should they care? although their private bathrooms will be spotless.
I say we remove all the toilet paper! And send our spies to stand at the doors of public restrooms selling toilet paper which will ultimately cripple the economy and give the US all the money!
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MaidenLumpé
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Feb 00
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Date Posted:
4/11/02 7:39pm
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
- Date Edited: 4/11/02 7:44pm (1 edits total)
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basil, i don't think you understand...
we've already come to the conclusion that canada is of no use to us. i question whether or not russia and china is of use to us, but whether they are or not hasn't been concluded. most probably, none of those places will be taken over. we don't want to take over the whole world, just the useful bits of the world.
does that make more sense?
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BrAd-Is-BaD
Registered: Mar 02
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Date Posted:
4/11/02 7:42pm
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I dont think so
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Basil_Hennington
Registered: Mar 02
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4/11/02 7:48pm
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I agree heartily with Brad.
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Ardens_Furore
Registered: May 01
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Date Posted:
4/11/02 8:02pm
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Nobody take over China. You think your plan so great? Our washroom not going to be removed. You have bad plan, fallen down like the leaf of the tree in fall season. Soon you see failure. Mwuahahahaa....
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Coolguy4522
Registered: Dec 00
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Date Posted:
4/11/02 8:59pm
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I didn't know China had restrooms, I thought they just went in pales and threw it out into the middle of the street or a canal. Of course I wouldn't want to swim in a Venican canal either...
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MaidenLumpé
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Feb 00
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Date Posted:
4/12/02 6:07am
Subject: RE: Why the complete removal of public bathrooms in Russia and China should be used as war tactics.
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you guys just think too focused.
"ask not what your planet can do for you, ask how you can take over that planet to MAKE it do what you want it to do for you"
while that doesn't completely embrace the ideology of this thread (like i said, we don't want to take over the whole planet, just the useful bits), it does give a better idea.
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B'omarr
Registered: Apr 00
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Date Posted:
4/12/02 9:19am
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I think an alternative to this method of "unclean" restrooms would be to booby trap the restroom stall doors, so that when they close, they can't be opened again.
This would trap off the restroom users, causing those who couldn't get out to be effectively neutralized, and those who did crawl out by going under the stall would be so traumatized, they would be useless in a war.
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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Date Posted:
4/12/02 12:35pm
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But a bathroom stall door is somewhat easy to destroy. It would not be difficult to escape, unless there was an Alligator.
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B'omarr
Registered: Apr 00
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4/12/02 12:38pm
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You seem to know an awful lot about bathroom stalls in China, McNerf. You're on of them aren't you! You're a commie spy!
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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4/12/02 12:41pm
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Actually Bommar, that is not the so, for I know it is you that is the commie spy, for I see the clue withthin your name. Commie, Bommar. Very clever.
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B'omarr
Registered: Apr 00
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4/12/02 12:45pm
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Now you're just trying to cover up your tracks. Anyone can see that I spell my name with only one "m".
You see, McNerf-Burger translated into Babylonian means, Red Plague.
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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4/12/02 12:48pm
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Well the name Bommar translated in Mangoboj means He who steals fish from his neighbor. This implies that you are a fiend.
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B'omarr
Registered: Apr 00
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Date Posted:
4/12/02 12:54pm
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No, in Mangobojian culture, stealing fish is considered a sign of fertility. Thus, I am fertile.
The name McNerf-Burger on the other hand, was actually Joseph Stalin's real name, but he changed it because he liked the name Stalingrad for a town instead of Burgergrad.
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Vaderbait
Registered: Sep 01
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Date Posted:
4/12/02 1:30pm
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Basil is such a party pooper. Canadian and NorthEast Asian land IS valuable. Oil.
Oh, and the public bathrooms.
And yes, perhaps the US SHOULD start expanding.
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