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If a member of the animal kingdom made war upon us, what creatures would it be?
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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2/7/02 4:28pm
Subject: If a member of the animal kingdom made war upon us, what creatures would it be?
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Science Fiction always leads to science fact! It is the so.
Thus, it is probable, some scientists say unavoidable, that one day in humanities future there will be a great war between man and beast! For it is unavoidable, that one day, one group of animals will become intelligent and agitated, and decide to make war upon us!!! WHAT!? Yes, its true. It might not be for 56,230 years, or it might be in 3 and a half weeks. It will happen. Nobody doubts this.
If the animals are the victor, then our future will no doubt be similar to that of the future portrayed in the prophetic Planet of the Apes.
But, what animal are we most likely to face in combat? What animal will grow smart enough, and corageous enough to challenge us!? Apes? Perhaps, perhaps. But there are other possibilties.
My guess would be cows. Are they not the most oppressed of all animal speices? Indeed. They sit idlely in their fields of grass, but always they watch, always they gather intelligence for their hive mind, waiting for the moment when they make use of their knowledge and strike! Oh, they are devious. Yes, very devious. I do not know of a more devious creature. Perhaps the squirell comes close, but the cow is by far the most. They are mighty. We shall be challeneged if it is so.
This thread is for the speculation of possible creatures which you think might one day revolt against us, and for the discussion and formulation of specefic strategies to counter such movements.
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Night4554
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Registered: Oct 00
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2/7/02 4:30pm
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the starfish... they're watching me.... 
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Darth-Jaguar
Registered: Jun 00
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2/7/02 4:30pm
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We already are warring with the insects. They're winning. Those creatures are everywhere.
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Launch
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The Polar Bears, Like in Phillip Pullmans "His Dark Materials" Triilogy
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Aragorn327
Registered: Aug 01
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Date Posted:
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Subject: RE: If a member of the animal kingdom made war upon us, what creatures would it be?
- Date Edited: 2/7/02 4:31pm (1 edits total)
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The Squirrels are obviously planning something, we will have to use our Alluminum Foil Deflector Beanies to defend against the mind rays they are sure to send at us.
We must also beware the Communist Smurfs. They have been lurking to long, and must be waiting...waiting for something...
Look out of the coming DOOM !!!!
(the Polar Bears were cool in His Dark Materials what do you have against them????)
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Registered: Jan 02
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2/7/02 4:31pm
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THE BIRDS
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Registered: Sep 01
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How do you come up with your topics, McNerf?
But I think it would be the walrus. They always look as if they're plotting to change the world order as we know it.
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SueAsideRide
Registered: Oct 00
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2/7/02 4:35pm
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I agree with D-J. It's the roaches and mosquitos, and for anyone who goes camping in Ontario, blackflies! Aaaaargh!
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Eva_Pilot04
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Subject: RE: If a member of the animal kingdom made war upon us, what creatures would it be?
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It'll be the three-toed sloth. They may seem slow, but that's what they want you to think. [face_shocked]
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Old_Brown_Shoe
Registered: Sep 01
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2/7/02 4:48pm
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The squirrels! They've been planning it for so long! 
I was thinking possibly crows, but they've got too much to gain by our presence. Wait!-Maybe they're planning to enslave us to produce massive quantities of roadkill and discarded fast food! [face_shocked]
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skawookiee
Registered: Feb 00
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2/7/02 4:53pm
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Portuguese Man of Wars. They could take total domination of the planet. Easily.
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Aragorn327
Registered: Aug 01
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2/7/02 5:02pm
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yep, deffenetly the skwerls.....
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Registered: Apr 00
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2/7/02 5:12pm
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Your time will soon be at an end.
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Registered: Dec 01
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2/7/02 5:13pm
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sloth bear
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Well_Of_Souls
Registered: Aug 01
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What about the plants of the world?! They're alive too! [face_shocked]
And... they're everywhere!
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Kriare2
Registered: May 01
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2/7/02 5:15pm
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the sheep! the sheep!
They're watching us right now!
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McNerf-Burger
Registered: Nov 00
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2/7/02 5:26pm
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Hmm, all suggestions are thus far possible.
DEBO! Do you fear what I fear? What if the Cows made an unholy alliance of evil with the Walrus kingdom? All would be lost. 
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Registered: Dec 00
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2/7/02 5:47pm
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"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully". - George W Bush.
So, cross that species of your list.
Peaceful co-existence.
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Uruk-hai
Registered: Oct 00
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2/7/02 5:55pm
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Hamsters are tired of the treatment they have been given by certain sections of the community, so they have been secretly plotting with the Meerkat and Quokka to teach us humans a lesson we'll never forget.
Beware the Wildebeast too.
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LianaMara
Registered: Oct 00
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2/7/02 5:57pm
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Water Buffalos. They're out to get us (I don't know why, but they are).
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Kriare2
Registered: May 01
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I've also heard a rumor that oakapies and river otters are going to band together and take over the planet.
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Uruk-hai
Registered: Oct 00
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2/7/02 6:07pm
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Don't tread on an ant
He's done nothing to you
There might come a time
When he's treadin' on you.
Don't tread on an ant
You'll end up black and blue
Cut of his head
Legs come looking for you.
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Padawan716
Registered: Feb 01
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2/7/02 6:09pm
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Definately the Monkeys and Apes, because they are offended to believe we have descended from them.
*tries not to start an evolutionary debate*
But the penguins will take over once the nuclear war has been lost by both sides. 
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Registered: Jul 00
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2/7/02 6:27pm
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Cats. They are plotting their takeover as we speak. 
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Padawan716
Registered: Feb 01
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*exchanges a suspicious glance with his cat*
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Date Posted:
2/7/02 6:33pm
Subject: RE: If a member of the animal kingdom made war upon us, what creatures would it be?
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The polar bear has no fear of man. They have been known to charge poachers, even after being shot.
Lately though I've been really suspicious of cats bent on world domination. Maybe it's because of the media's portrayal of cats as world-dictators such as Salem from Sabrina, the cats from Cats and Dogs, and of course Mr. Bigglesworth.
Oh well, if any animal tries to take over the world, dogs will be there to save us.
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