Tatevik: Hey Gor, does that Adobe thing have pictures in it?
Joann: I met Hallie Joel Osment, he was really good in our Hunchback of Notre
Dame play at school.
Me: What did you play Joann? The gypsy?
Joann: *in stupid voice* *pointless mocking* Nooooo.
Me: Oh my bad, I guess you played the hump for Quasimodo.
Jamison: Man my poster is falling apart! The papers are falling off.
Shawn: Why? What happened?
Jamison: The rice didn’t stick!
Me: Hey Sarah, so which comp case do you like the best?
Sarah: Hmm… do they come with a monitor, or just a modem?
Me: Hey Jamison, so what are the specs for your new comp?
Jamison: *recites the same exact specs for the one I told him I was making*
(man find your own comp, don’t bite off mine)
Karen: How do I get this option to come up on the computer?
Me: You can just try right clicking.
Karen: Did I ask you? Why do you have to go and boss everyone around? (geez
she has problems)
Sarah: I like that shirt Joann.
Jamison: Where’d you get it Joann?
Joann: Baby Gap
Sarkis: What do you think of this, Gor?
Me: I’m not sure, I think it can be better.
Sarkis: *proceeds to run a lap around the school*
Sarkis: Are you going to write the stuff for the people section?
Me: Well, I can write it now, or you can write it, and I can rewrite it later.
Geoff: Yo Gor, ya like my bling bling?
Me: Yeah man it’s great.
Geoff: It’s made of tin though, can you tell?
Me: Um, yeah.
Geoff: Well then I guess my Fat Albert pants, make me cool though, right?
Me: Man Sarah I can’t believe you fell for my joke. Haha, me Sarkis,
yeah right.
Devin: That’s not funny Gor, he asked me out before.
Anet: Yeah, he freakin called me!
Catherine: He tried to get me to go to the first dance with him!
*meanwhile the next day* Sarkis crosses out another girl from the yearbook roster