*While on the bus for the trip back from SIx Flags, and parked directly in
front of a steel fence*
Cat: Why is the bus moving forward?!?!
Me: *realizing what's happening* The one next to us is moving BACK!
Me: Man, Hayden Christensen can't act.
Devin: Why does he have to know how to act? He's just an actor.
Me: Sarah, you're looking for a long term relationship right?
Sarah: NOOOOOOOO!
Me: Then what? A one-night-stand, Sarah?