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Jamison: At the beach I'm gonna kill some crabs.
Me: *laughing* What are you going to do man?
Jamison: I'm gonna drown them.

Ms. Scheller: Is everyone here today?
Jamison: No, Dilair is absent.
Ms. Scheller: Good, no corny jokes for one day. (man when a teacher insults you, you know it's bad)

Jamison: Dilair it"s almost 3! You have to face Mecca!

The Sub: OK class, since you are all done with your homework lets discuss what happened on September 11.
Jamison: Noooo, Dilair isn't here today!