Jamison: At the beach I'm gonna kill some crabs.
Me: *laughing* What are you going to do man?
Jamison: I'm gonna drown them.
Ms. Scheller: Is everyone here today?
Jamison: No, Dilair is absent.
Ms. Scheller: Good, no corny jokes for one day. (man when a teacher insults
you, you know it's bad)
Jamison: Dilair it"s almost 3! You have to face Mecca!
The Sub: OK class, since you are all done with your homework lets discuss what
happened on September 11.
Jamison: Noooo, Dilair isn't here today!