Mick Kensou Gets A Job
Mick Kensou here showing a newer classic based on the legendary hareem
of Yamazakisgal, and how Mick is just one step closer of getting out of debt
to Daigo.
Orderly: Ok Kensou, time for you to get up.
Mick: Zzzzzz
Orderly: I mean it, you have a job at Yamazakisgal's Mansion
Mick: But I don't wanna go to the Mansion! It's
scary! And it smells like man chowder and potpurri and scented candles and
wax and KY Jelly-
Orderly: Quit Bitching Kensou! Get in the van! NOW! :-|
:: The van parks in front of the 2nd shift guard
Fat Cat Lim. ::
FCL: This better be good! I was finishing this up!
FCL: Ohhh, it's you Mick. Sorry we're not accepting applications
for Hareem Men, I suggest you got before I bop you!
Kensou: But I'm here from the Shady Acres Mental Instituion!
FCL: Ohhhh, fresh meat, come with me.
FCL: The mistress of the Hareem is usually down
there, you'll have to get past her bodyguard Protogem though.
Mick: I understand.
Protogem: Oh hey Mick, what are you doing here?
Mick: I'm the one from the work program.
Protogem: Oh, well the mistress is right in there, she's kind of feisty
so watch yourself.
Mic: Hello Yamasakisgal, I'm here to... hey, she's
not here!
Protogem: What are you doing back out so soon, is
the Mistress not as limber as she used to be?
Mick: Uh, she wasn't there. >_<;
Protogem: Hm, well we must search then.
Mick: Dude, weren't we just here?
Protogem: No Mick, this is the gameroom, I'm going to peek inside...
FCL: WOOOH! TOP SCORE! BEAT THAT RASA!
Protogem: Hm... she doesn't appear to be in here.
Protogem: These are the secret grounds of the mansion,
no outsiders are usually allowed here.
Mick:*sarcasm* Wow, I feel so honored.
Protogem: You better be, now let me peek out here at the pool.
Daigo: *sings* Gonna get me a tan! Gonna look Dead
Sexy! Gonna look Dead Sexy for the Goddess WOOH!
Protogem: Well this is the last place possible...
this is her bedroom. You're my friend and all Mick but if you disrespect
the Mistress you will force me to cut your head off.
Yamazakisgal: Zzzzzzz
Kensou: Ah so my employer sleeps! I will have to awaken her! HEY
WAKE UP!
Yamazakisgal: Ugh... who the hell are you.
Mick: Uh, my name is-my name is- may name is- WHAT THE HELL IS MY NAME!?
I'M SO FROZEN IN FEAR!
Yamazakisgal: Protogem! I have a stuttering idiot in here! KILL HIM!
Mick: BUT I'M FROM THE WORK PROGRAM I'M NOT HERE TO SCORE! >_<
Protogem: Prepare to meet your maker Mick.
Yamasakisgal: Stand down Protgem.
Protogem: As you wish.
Yamasakisgal: Protogem, take Mick to my office I'll be there in a few.
Yamazakisgal: So what do you think of my mansion
Mr. Kensou.
Mick: It's nice, but I don't think the asylum allows prostitution.
Yamazakisgal: Oh no Mick, the job I have for you is more important then
just sex. I need you to clean the mansions basement. I'd send my men
down there but a monster has been killing them so I thought I'd get a mental
patient to do it. By coincidence it was you so I will offer to pay
you vast amounts of money or sleep with you whichever you choose.
Mick: Money please, you'd be surprised how in debt I'am with Daigo. >_<
Yamazakisgal: Very well, Protogem.
Protogem: Yes Mistress?
Yamazakisgal: Take Kensou to the basement.
Protogem: Well here you go Mick, the basement, be
careful and I'll be back later.
:: Hours later. ::
Mick: Wow, this place looks much better now!
*THUMP! THUMP!*
Mick: The heck is that?
Mick: It's a monster!
Monster: ROOOOAR! I WILL SWALLOW YOU WHOLE! GET IN MAH BELLAY!
Mick: What?! You leave me no choice, I will have to dispatch of you with...
Mick: MY BOOMSTICK!
Monster: No mere shotgun can harm me for I will use my...
Monster: MY MINION MAGGOTS O'DEATH!
:: Mick kills maggots with boomstick. ::
Mick: And now...
Mick: I'M GRENADE MAN!
Monster: BAH! SUCH MAN MADE ITEMS OF VIOLENCE HAVE NO USE ON ME!
Mick: Only one way to find out. *Chuck*
:: Monster swallows grenade and it blows up. ::
Mick: ACK! It had no effect!
Monster: Oh yes it did!
Monster: Prepare yourself for my Psychic Belch Attack!
Mick: Is this gonna smell.
Monster: ...Yes.
Mick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mick: Psycho SHEEEEEEEEEEEILD!
Monster: O_o; He blocked my most strongest move!
Mick: And now it's my turn foo! My deadliest attack!
Micl: PSYCHIC OVERLOAD HANGOVER ATTACK!
Monster: DAMN YOU MICK KENSOU! I'M DYING! DYYYYYYYING!
WHAT A WORLD! WHAT A WORLD!
Mick: Uh-oh, I feel dizzy. @_@
Protogem: Very well done Mick, how do you feel.
Mick: I just threw up all over myself, do you have an aspirin? @_@
Protogem: No, but the mistress does, come let's collect your reward.
Yamazakisgal: I appreaciate your help Mick, here
you go you earned it.
Mick: Thank you! ^_^
:: Later. ::
???: HEY! j00 KENSOU?!
Mick: Um...yeah.
Margoyle: j00 and me gotta talk. I hear j00 got
psychic powers that can turn me back into a woman. Will j00 try?
Kensou: Eh, but this is such an improvement!
Margoyle: I'll pay j00 cash.
Kensou: $_$ Deal!
Mick: *Chants*
Margoyle: Yeah that's all nice and all but what good is that gonna do
me?!
Mick: *chants*
:: Lightning strikes the both of them. ::
Margoyle: YES! YES! I CAN FEEL MYSELF TURNING! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Kensou: *thinks* You know... I can really go for
a porkbun about now...
Margoyle: Kensou...
Mick: Yes?
Margoyle: j00 IDIOT!