Mick Kensou vs. Daigo


Hello everyone, Mick Kensou yet again showing some classic Fake Shot Stories.  This one is quite old actually and is the first ever Fake Shot Series I made (which is why the pictures are so big >_<) and as always well themed it depicts the classic rivalry of Mick Kensou and Daigo... taken one step further.

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Daigo: Well well well, Mick Kensou it's about time you came you tardy ass bastard.  It's lunch time and you're paying this time.  And while you're at it give me back Suikoden 2 god dammit! >:|


SPAAAAAAAACE WANG!!!

Mick: Well I would Daigo, but you know how it is... I never have any money. ^_^ And well Suikoden 2 is hard! Do you expect me to beat it in one day?!
Daigo: Mick, you've had it for six months! >:| Now pay up!
Mick: I can't! I have no money. >_<
Daigo: Well then...


I hate Netscape because of this Alternate Text

Daigo: That's not the answer I wanted Mickey!  Prepare to get schooled huevon!!
Mick: Noooooooo! I don't wanna get schooled!

Tinky Winky is not a name to give your kid.

*offscreen*
Rita: DAMN YOU POWA RANGERS! MAGIC STAFF MAKE MY MONSTA GROOOWW!
*CLUNK!*
Rita: DAMN! That's the third time I missed it this week!

Daigo: What the hell is that thing?
Mick: I don't but it almost hit me in the balls! O_o; I don't feel to good. -_-

Chocolate Milk is for schmucks

Mick: WOOOOOOH! I'm like freakin' King Kong over here! Now I can rob damsels and eat live chickens by the coopful!!! I can pick my teeth with a pine tree and ride a big blue ox! ^_^

What is cancer of the heart?

Daigo: Dammit! With Mick the size of a sky scraper he can rule the world with an iron kendo stick!  ...There is only one thing I can do...

Oro and Persona sitting in a tree F...U...C...K...I...N..G!

:: Daigo strikes a pose and grows! ::
Daigo: O_o; Woah! That actually worked!
Mick: Damn you Daigo! ;_; I wanted to eat live chickens and act like I'm Godzilla!
Daigo: No way Mick, time to change backm before you destroy something important.
Mick: But I don't wanna.
Daigo: Then we will fight!

You never see a smiling runner...

Mick: So be it! I've been wanting to kick your ass lately anyways!
Mick: Prepare to feel the wrath of the one, the only, the PAINFUL, MANDIBLE BUN!

When you sneeze all the numbers in your head go up by one.

Daigo: Mmmhmm, attack me Mick.
Mick: What are you doing Daigo? Do you have an itch you are trying to scratch.
Daigo: ...Uhhh yeah, that's it I gotta scratch. Hehehehe
Mick: Perfect timing! MANDIBLE BUNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Here's bad luck for ya: Catching AIDS from a Quaker
Daigo: FEEL THE WRATH OF THE 182 WAYS HUEVON!
Mick: NOT THE BALLS, ANYWHERE BUT THE BALLS!

I'am not in complaince!

Mick: Damn you Daigo! That's the third time this week you've tricked me! LOOK! MY MEATBUN EXPLODED!
Daigo: You jobba.

Pig Snerv

Mick: Damn you Daigo, I lose yet again. >_<
Daigo: Yeah whatever, now become short.
Mick: B-But this is the first time I've ever been tall!
Daigo: Do it or I'll put you in a sharpshooter!

Is it illegal to charge admission to a free-for-all?

Mick: Dude, this is becoming humiliating I haven't won a fight against you since '97.
Daigo: And since you lost that means you're buying.  I want Chick Filet, Chinese Buffet, and then the Sirloin Stockade. COOOOOOOOOE!
 Mick: >_< I'll be in debt for the rest of my life .