Legend of Ancestory
Chapter 1: Man's Best Friend

As the night was over and the cruel light of morning rose, Diego awoke to the reminder of the painful memories of last night.  Echoing in his head Diego remembers his last words, "avenge my death". Diego drags the body of his grandfather back to the dojo and then buries him with a shovel he made himself.



As Diego mourns the loss of his grandfather in the back of his mind he knows that he must look for Michael.  However he is only one man, he has no other choice but to look for Michael's Uncle just near the border of the Elven Territories, past the Eastern Forest.



And so Diego runs...



and he runs...



until he is finally in the Eastern Forest.



Diego: What the hell? I don't remember the East Forest being this large!  This is just perfect, I'm  lost! Hey, what's that?



Diego: Hey, it's a tree with a human face. Hey you! TREE! Get your bark out of your nose and tell me how to get out of here!



Tree: Why should I tell you anything?  You're being a total bastard, I ain't telling you shit! >=|
Diego: Ok, OK! Look, I got stuck in the moment and I said some things I shouldn't say. Please, I'm begging you help me find a way out of this damn forest.
Tree: Get off your knees, you look pathetic. I'll tell you.



Tree: Look, the elves put trap spells all over this forest. In reality you've been walking in circles for the past three hours.
Diego: And how do you know that?
Tree: This is the fifth time I've seen you today.  Where are you going?
Diego: Apparently I'm heading to a hut up north.
Tree:  You're heading to Chuy's place?  Well shoot, that's just an hour northeast from here. Just keep heading that way till it snows.
Diego: Thanks talking tree.
Tree: But I'm warning you now, there's an elven general making a patrol up in that area. Be careful he's one of the last elven flame bearers.



Diego: *thinks* I remember the stories my grandfather told me, Uncle Chuy's skill with the claws are matched by no one.  I must of caught him during one of his meditations.
Chuy: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Diego: Or maybe he's just sleeping. -_- WAKE UP!



Chuy: ACK! Who dares has the testicular fortitude to wake me up? >B|
Diego: That would be me. >:|
Chuy: You look familiar, have I seen you somewhere before?
Diego: I'm Diego, Jorge Reyes' grandson.
Chuy: Oh yeah? Prove it.



Diego: In my hands I have one of the last official swords made by the Flame Guards, this sword was my father's Gilberto Reyes.
Chuy: Sheesh, no need for a history lesson, you could of just told me your birthday. What do you want?
Diego: I need you to join with me, to find your nephew Michael.



Chuy: Not interested, I'm to old for that shit.
Diego: Dammit Chuy this is very important!
Chuy: Oh fine, fine, let me introduce you to my daughter. SUEKO!



Chuy: Diego, this is my daughter, Michael's Cousin, Sueko. Sueko; this is Diego.
Sueko: Uh... Hi.
Diego: *thinks* My god Sueko has a nice body.
Chuy: Sueko, you will be going with Daigo to find your Cousin Michael.



Sueko: You MUST be kidding me father, I refuse to go with this... this... PERVERT.
Diego: Hey!  Don't judge me when you barely just met me!
Sueko: Well then why's your arm covering your face, I bet you're thinking dirty thoughts of me.
Diego:  No I wasn't I was uh....
Sueko:  You were what?
Diego:   Uh.... smelling my armpit! Yeah... that's the ticket. ¬_¬
Sueko: Well then I take that back... not only is he a pervert, but he's a pervert to boot!
Chuy: Wait a moment... what's that sound?
Diego: Sounds like... marching.



Chuy: Crap! It's General Tohl' Lahwren and his army of gnomes! You gotta get out of here Diego, this guy barely likes me.
Sueko: I'll show him the backyard father.
Diego: Yes, I wouldn't mind seeing your backyard.
Sueko: >:|
Chuy: *thinks* Ok Chuy, just act calm and casual, today has been nothing more then another uneventful day.



Tohl' Lahwren: COMPANY... HALT!
Chuy: Oh my whatever does the great Elven General  Tohl' Lahwren want to grace me with his appearance?



Tohl' Lahwren: Spare me of your lavish ass kissing Chuy.  I'm here on business.
Chuy: Oh my, what kind of drunken reprobate pissed off the Great Elven Kingdom now?



Tohl' Lahwren: His majesty is looking for two humans who may of sneaked into our territory.  One has black hair and carries a sword.  The other one wears a blue jacket.
Chuy: Well I'm human and I'M in Elf Territory.



Tohl' Lahwren: I can remedy that, you know something Chuy, you and the rest of your kind are the very filth that threatens our civilzations progress.  I'm just waiting for the right time when you're credibility of the ancient stories is nullified and your daughter is married, because on the next day I will come to this house and BURN IT TO THE GROUND.
Chuy: Now come on General, I'm a nice guy! Why would a guy like you desire to kill me?



Tohl' Lahwren: ...Feh, you're not even worth the time it takes to kill you.
Chuy: Hehe. >_<;
Tohl' Lahwren: We'll be leaving now, but the twins will be making a perimeter check for a few. MOVE OUT!
Chuy: *thinks* Ohhh, twins! Sounds fun...



Twins: Duuuuuhh.
Chuy: That's it, screw you guys, I'm going to sleep.



Diego: *thinks* Oh my, look at Sueko swing that weapon around like it was nothing.  Her hand control must be out of this world.  I wonder how she would handle other things.  I should get closer...



Sueko: Diego, I was just wondering-
Diego: OW!
Sueko: Why don't you watch where you're going?
Diego: I'm sorry.



Sueko: And you wonder why I refuse to go, you're such a klutz.
Diego: No I'm not!  And anyways this isn't about you and me, as much as I wish it was. This about saving your cousin.
Sueko: I've never seen my cousin, what is he like?
Diego: He's a good person... though a little weird. Either way he doesn't deserved to be hunted down like an animal by a midget.
Sueko: It's more drastic then I thought... but I have to take care of a problem with the house before I go... it could take days.
Diego: Nonsense!  I bet I can do it in hours! Haha!



Diego: Hey Chuy!
Chuy: Hi Diego, what's the good word?
Diego: ...What are you doing up there?
Chuy: I'm doing my daily tree climbing, what's a matter?
Diego: Sueko told me that there's something wrong with your house...
Chuy: Oh right, this transient came by about a couple of weeks ago asking for help, but when we took him in he started acting like an idiot so we told him to leave.  The bastard took off with a months worth of food and left his damn dog here.  Now the dog won't let anyone in the house.  We've been trying to get in that house for quite some time but he's really been putting up a fight.
Diego: Well let me see what I can do.
Chuy: Ok, but watch your groin.  That's the first place he goes for.



Dog: *growls*
Kaede: Woah there nice fellow... I'm just a friend. Hey, is that a football?



Dog: *Barks loudly*
Diego: Woah! Watch it! I got a sword and I'm not afraid to use it!
Dog: *Barks some more*



Diego: Fine! I don't even want the stinkin' football. You take it! *punt!*



Diego: Hey... it stopped... and it's wagging it's tail.
Dog: ^_^
Diego: You're a kick ass dog... with all those scars... I'm gonna call you Dogmeat.
Dogmeat: *barks*


Chuy: Well Diego, you took care of the house problem so as she said Sueko will help you find Michael.
Diego: WOOOH!
Sueko: Ugh, I honestly thought he wouldn't succeed.



Chuy: But now I've come upon the idea that I will accompany my daughter to find Michael.
Diego: What?! Why?
Chuy: It's been a while since I've seen my nephew, and anyways there are a lot of bad people out there that would want to defile my beautiful Sueko.
Sueko:  *thinks* I think one of them is on his hands and knees right in front of you.
Diego: Ah man, this is so ass.
Dogmeat: *bark* ^_^