Mick Kensou here! I was wondering if you've heard that IoriE went out on a date with almost every girl on this BB. You may of heard also that IoriE struck out each time he went out on a date...I guess some people aren't that good with the opposite sex. So anyways the question remains, what happened after all those dates? Maybe someone had a change of heart and went out for a second...maybe not. So we followed IoriE with a video camera for days to find out. WARNING: Although the following screenshots are sized there are about 15 of them, please be patient during this loading time. Also the following Screenshot Set should be listened to this song . Ok now that the loading time is done, and the song is playing lets begin the story!

The sign of a despertate man,
IoriE:*sigh* I wish my dates would of gone well... scenes like the dance of the fish in the aquarium or just better seen when you're not alone. -_-
*A Rumble of feet is heard behind him, like a group of people had just arrived.*
nothing can escape the wrath of Gila the Hun!
IoriE:I wonder who's here... *turns around* O_o; eep!
Random Gila:Hey! Look! It's E! It's a good thing I found you, because I've been working on my kicks. I should be able to kick you to at least five planets now! ^_^
Misplaced:No, I've got a better idea, lets shoot him out of cannon! It will be fun.
Cue the Benny Hill Music!
IoriE:I really don't feel like visiting the fourth moon of Saturn today...so... ¬_¬ Time to go! *runs off quickly*
Misplaced:Come back here! We're not done with you yet!
Gila Yuri: Someone move out of the way, I'm about to run into the pillar!
Don't screw with Yamazaki man! >_<
Yamazaki:If I ever find that creep that asked my girlfriend out on a date I'll slit his throat and pull his tongue out of the cut!
*walk sign clicks on as Yamazkai begins to cross IoriE runs in front of him*
Yamazaki:You jackass! there's a stoplight for a reason!
Like wagging a steak in front of a hungry dog!
Yamazaki:Wait a minute! You're that creep I was just talking about! COME HERE!
IoriE:*gulp!* No! But thank you for asking.
Yamazaki:Does it appear like I was asking you?!

Most catfights are the start of something greater...
Seung Mina: Ok, are you almosy ready now?
Leona Margoyle: Almost; just give me one more moment to tie my shoes.
Ibuki: Ok while you're tying your shoes I'll review the rules, I want a good clean fight. I don't want to see any hair pulling, eye gouging, or someone yelling the word "bitch".
IoriE:Excuse me, but would you mind if I told you to GET OUT OF THE WAY!
Sueng Mina,Leona Margoyle, and Ibuki: Huh?
*CRASH BOOM BANG!!!! IoriE trips over the three girls but quickly gets back up and continues to run.*

Heh, Never interrupt a fight, NEVER!
Ibuki:Come back here you! You just disturbed a very meaningful confrontation between two women!
Seung Mina:YEAH! WHAT SHE SAID!
Leona Margoyle:If you don't come back here I'll...I'll...It's that damn smiley J00!
IoriE:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! >_< Why won't this end?!

No really she's THAT sadistic.
Orochi Leona: *sighs* I'am so bored. Who am I to eviscerate and decapitate when I'm all by myself?
IoriE:Musn't...stop...running... life...depends on it.

Two Leona's different runs, coincidence... I THINK NOT!
Orochi Leona: Ooooh, there's one now! And he's almost about to drop! This is gonna be fun!
IoriE:I shouldn't of drank all that coffee this morning...I'm about to crash!

I had more hair back then....
Mick Kensou:Dang it! I'm late for meeting Daigo at lunch! I shouldn't of done those extra round of sparring...oh well I'll have a little something to tide me over.
IoriE: HEY MICK! BYE MICK!
Mick Kensou: Hey Iori! Where you going?! Maybe you'd like to go to lunch with Daigo and me?
*Mick turns around and sees the rest of the group.*

Don't laugh! You'd be scared too!
Mick Kensou:.........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's a giant herd of women RUN FOR THE HILLS! SWEET MERCIFUL BUDDHA ON A CRUTCH THEY'RE COMING RIGHT FOR US!
IoriE What do you think I've been trying to do for the last few hours?!

He ain't dead sexy with a scowl like that. >=|
Daigo: Where the hell is Mick? He's late! And he better not be expecting me to pay for his ass again! >:|
IoriE:Hi Daigo! Bye Daigo!
Daigo:Hey Iori where you going so soon meng?
Mick Kensou:Hi Daigo! Bye Daigo!
Daigo:Damnit Kensou! What's your major malfunction?! You're 45 minutes late, pendeho!
*All of a sudden the rest of the group comes.*

He's not a pervert he's just appreciative of the female anatomy. Daigo: H_H! WOMEN!
Mick Kensou: Quick Iori! Run into that Souper Salad, they'll never find us in there!

NOW he's a pervert!
Rugal 3:16: YES! Now that I'm in the Pao Pao Cafe I will get me some tail!
*looks around and notices that all the female patrons are wearing skirts, and that the dancers are wearing grass skirts*
Rugal 3:16: OK! THAT'S IT! I WANT MY MONEY BACK FOR THE COVER FEE!>:|
IoriE: Getting..tired...must sleep soon!
Mick Kensou:AWWW MAN! I shouldn't of drank all that Dr. Pepper! Now I need to go to the bathroom!

Looking for a chick with a good pair of pants.,,
*Rest of group arrives*
Rugal 3:16: H_H! FE FI FO FUM...WHAT PART OF HEAVEN DID YOU FALL FROM MY LITTLE PANT WEARING ANGELS?! DANG IT DAIGO GET OUT OF MY WAY!
Daigo:NO WAY I WAS HERE FIRST!
IoriE:How much longer is this gonna be? My feet hurt. >_<
Mick Kensou: Jesus, Allah, Buddha, please hear me now...SAVE ME FROM THE WOMEN!!!!!!

And the chase lasted two more hours after that...until finally IoriE noticed he was close to the door of his house, ran in to it, and locked the door. For two days he slept as he restored all the lost energy he spent in the chase of his life.