Chilli Hut Reports
Some of you have wrote in and you say to me, "Mick! I know you,
you have the journalistic skills of a propagandist." Yeah... well... as Head
Chilli Master it is my duty- nay, MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT, to inform my patrons
of the stuff. That's right boys and girls don't be expecting any articles
on "The War on Terror" or how "Economy Blows" pfft if I wanted to write
serious stuff I would of worked on a newspaper staff. So, what can you expect
from this place? Well for starters you can always expect stuff like
reviews and convention reports... but never forget to check in for a Chilli
Hut exclusive, where I, Mick Kensou, will show you the most outrageous and
horribly thoughtout peices of tabloid ribaldry EVER known to man! Stick
around kiddies, you might learn something.
Ushicon-
Not Just a one-time thing: Head Chilli Master Kensou goes up
to the capitol of Texas to go to a convention where security volunteers
wear spotted cow bandannas, and gets his sunglasses stepped on.