A DAY WITH *NSYNC…

Written By: TERESA

[Teresa and Emma get out of their car and knock on the front door, Joey answers it, he has half of a hot dog hanging from his mouth]

Teresa: Uh…Hi Joey

Joey: hsjahupha?

Teresa: what?

J.C:[in the background] Joey! Who is that?!

Joey: Two chicks!

Emma: IT’S US!!!!

J.C: [comes up to the door with a bottle of vodka in his hands and has slurring speech] oh, is yous guys… come on insie…

[Teresa and Emma go inside their bachelor pad, trashy house, Justin comes walking out admiring himself in a mirror]

Justin: [to himself] You be da hottest brotha in dis group, no… you be da hottest brotha anywhea…

[Emma goes over behind him]

Emma: Hey baby

Justin: Yo wus up boo?

Emma: I brought these… [holds up a pair of baby blue lingere with some cool whip]

Justin: Yeah! Dat be sweet yo!

Emma: You wanna go upstairs now?

Justin: Hells Yeah!

[Justin and Emma go upstairs to do their business]

Joey: Why can’t I get all the hunnies?

Teresa: Well, maybe because your fat, you’re a moron, and you’re annoying

Joey: oh, ok!

Teresa: [mumbling] idiot…

Joey: huh?

Teresa: nothing…nothing

[Lance then comes out from the kitchen with a big batch of homemade cookies]

Teresa: Hey Lancie!

Lance: Hello Teresa, how are you this lovely morning?

Teresa: uh, im just fine… how about you?

Lance: im just marvelous

[Emma and Justin come back down stairs. Emma is wearing Justin’s baby blue FUBU shirt, and Justin is shirtless]

Teresa: [to Emma] dude, you are such a little hoochie

Emma: so what?

[Suddenly a loud SPLASH! is heard]

Teresa: what the heck was that?

Justin: Ah think dat J.C might a fell inta da pool again

Teresa: fell into the pool? Shouldn’t we go help him?

Justin: nah, nah, dis happens all da time yo.

Teresa: oooooooook

Emma: Yeah, he’s right… I’ve been here lots a times, and this has happened befo’

Teresa: Dude! Did you just say befo’?!

Emma: ooops

Teresa: Good Lord…

Emma: Well… It…. It just came out

Teresa: Yeah, because you’ve been hangin’ around with GHETTO BOY BLUE for such a long freakin’ time!!!

Emma: At least Justin can have friendly time with girls! Lance is a flippin’ fruitcake!!!

Lance: [offended] HEY!

Teresa & Emma: Shut Up!

[Teresa and Emma continue to fight about their men, until Chris comes running into the room acting like himself]

Chris: WHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chris was running all around the house until he ran into a wall, knocking him unconscious]

Teresa: Well, it’ll be much more peaceful in here now.

Emma: You got that right

Teresa: What were we fighting about again?

Emma: I don’t know… I forget

Teresa:[turning to lance] Hey Lance… you wanna go upstairs now??

Lance: um…uh…

Teresa: ah.. C’mon

Lance: But Teresa…im a gentleman

Teresa: [grabs lance] gentleman my ass, I’ll turn ya into a real man

Lance: uh, alright, if you say so…

Teresa: YES!!!

[and now they go upstairs to get a little freaky]

Emma: and she called me a hoochie

[Just then J.C comes in all wet from head to toe]

J.C: [slurring speech] hey?! Wha happen? [passes out]

Justin: What da hell?

Emma: I don’t even wanna know…

Joey: IM HUNGREY!

Justin: Den go find sumtin ta eat

Joey: K! [runs to the kitchen]

Justin: dumbass…

Emma: really…

Joey: Huh?

Justin and Emma: NOTHING!!!

[Teresa and Lance come back downstairs, Lance looks like he had just had the best time of his entire life. Teresa is wearing his white botton down shirt and Lance just has on his black pants]

Teresa: so how was that? Ya feel like a real man now?

Lance: Hell YES…

[Teresa grins]

Emma: you are such a little hoe

Teresa: oh shut up, look at you little Ms. FUBU

Emma: hehe

[Just then, a loud BURP! Is heard, everyone runs into the kitchen… Joey is laying beside an empty refrigerator]

Justin: JOEY! When ah said ta git sumptin ta eat, I didn’t mean ta eat all da food in da house!!!

Joey: whoops… sorry

[Teresa slaps her forehead in disgust]

[Emma and Teresa had to go after that because they had appointments… actually, we just wanted to get away from them, we hope they can survive without our help… So I guess that was our day with NSYNC…we sure did have a lot of fun :P]

(((((THE END)))))