Well, nothing much happened today so I figured I should probably write down who all my team members are. Will save me embarrassing myself like I did this morning by yelling out "Hey Agnes!" in Pastoral Care to Angus Jeavons.
Hope he's forgiven me for it, considering the popular kids -- namely evil Claudia Beufort and her 'posse' of Slut!Barbie look-alikes -- thought I was trying to make a dig at him and now walk around calling him "Acne Agnes".
I mean, honestly! It's not the poor guy's fault that he's been ridden with a blemishing skin disorder and has no social life. I tell you, it is not his fault! A guy can like Star Wars if he wants!
Live long and prosper hehehe!
Okay back to my list of team members
ANGUS JEAVONS:
Grade: 9
Speaker: First and Second
Notes: His name is ANGUS. NOT AGNES. Likes Star Wars. Plays double bass. And tucks his jumper into his pants ON PURPOSE -- must stop pulling him up on it. He's really nice in a Sweet Geek kinda way. Not the type of person you'd take to a concert. Unless the Sydney Philharmonic was playing. BUT, he's probably the closest you'd ever get to a walking encyclopaedia. Must be EXTRA NICE to him considering I'm responsible for the whole "Acne Agnes" thing
DIMITRI RADCLIFFE:
Grade: 11
Speaker: Second and Third
Notes: What can I say? Lizzie's EVIL brother. EVIL, EVIL, EVIL!!! Must try to spike his Pepsi one meeting. He is waaaay too serious for is own good. Though I'm still cacking up about the Overachievers Anonymous thing.
DONALD MCDONALD (I know!):
Grade: 12 -- just think! He only has one year left before he must face job interviews with a name resembling that of a fast-food icon with abnormally large feet. Oh, cruel world!
Speaker: Second
Notes: I've heard of this before. This scientist, Norman Kross, was planning on naming his daughter Bigfatloser in the hopes that she will channel her inevitable emotional anguish into creating inventions and scientific theories, and, in turn, take over the world for him. Seriously, trust a guy to come up with that! And um about Donnie himself He's into the whole "creating stuff" thing (maybe Kross was right!) but he's far too witty to get picked on. This girl was trying to hit on him, but she was a real snob and did the whole:
"Do you think it's vain that I'm always looking in the mirror?" thing
(Apparently the guy is supposed to say, "No, how else do you stay beautiful?" or something like that.)
But he just smiles at her and goes
"No, Mel. It's just a vivid imagination."
RHYSENN SURIYARVRMAN:
Grade: 10
Speaker: First
Notes: Has a bit of an accent, so must listen really hard to what she says as so not to embarrass self. Was born on the corner of Straight and Narrow. Don't even bother trying to joke with her. Likes to mourn over the "Poor, self-less cattle" before gobbling up seven pieces of Meat Lover's pizza. A bit eccentric.
SOPHIE HERSHAN::
Grade:: 9
Speaker:: Third
Notes:: The best! The coolest! Well, no, not really but close enough to it!