Welcome to my lair. This site serves no other purpose than to tell about me, ppl's I know, and bore you to death. If you are strong, then read on. Okay then. I am a rocker from Indiana. I'm about this tall ::holds hand over ground:: and have dyed black hair. That's about as far into the description as anyone reads. I like all that weird stuff that gives other teens a bad name, like wearing all black, playing with fire, and using sharp pointy objects. Of course I also like messing around with computers and a few 'normal' things.

My favorite bands are Fear Factory, Professional Murder Music, Sevendust, Adema, Metallica, Stone Sour, Disturbed, Flaw, Trust Company, System of a Down, Blink 182, and Evil Engine 9.

My goal in life is to track down and frag that stupid Energizer Bunny.

Stuff that rulez!

• Skateboarding
• Drinking massive amounts of Faygo until you start shaking
• Concerts
• Voting for bands to appear at Ozzfest!
• Moshpits
• Moshpits at concerts
• Hanging out at the mall with homies
• Scaring the people who work at Taco Bell
• Anything that gets fear flowing
• Australian accents
• L33t5p34k

Stuff and ppl's that are not kool

• Pat the security guard
• Getting chased all around your yard by a little kid on a tricycle
• Gym teachers
• Having your cactus die on you

My places

Poetry My personal archives. Nearly finished! Check this good stuff out!

Homies These are my loyal supporters. Or something like that.

Recipez Recipes from Josh! Yay! One question: Do you feel lucky?

Random Wisdom Stand up and shout it!

Their places

Deep Thoughts These are the funniest things in the world, however, they're only for the mentally deranged, so beware.

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Note: This page sucks on Netscape. No wait, this page rulez, Netscape sucks.

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