Berts Sweet As Page
Hey My Name is Bert,
or get lost, as most of the kids at school call me. (i dont get it???)
My Hobbies Include : making paper cranes, plastic model factories, and mimicking what people say.
I don't have too many friends, but you can become mine by emailing me at bert9000@hotmail.com.
Heres my family: The girl i like:
Mum (Jill) Dad (Jethro) Sister (Marella) besta do homem(portugese for something)
Our Car (Dad Spends all Sunday washing it. My Old House
I tried to tell him to put rust proofing on it)
Current House My Future House
A Bit About Me:
Height: 179 cm
weight: 55kg
Sex:
Hair: Black
School: Midvale School for the Gifted
Work: Burger King (fired for not washing hands)
Paper Run (current)
Carnival Operator (boring)
Heres a list of my favourite sites you may enjoy:
www.uglypeople.com (my friend keith put me on as a joke! ill get him!)
www.midvalegiftedschool.com/ (my school)
www.unwantedchildren.com (probably not even a site, i just made it up)