Here is our pick of Irish curses :) Please note - these are here simply for fun and we don't intend these to be used in malice. Thank you. As you can see, we've included the Irish version of each curse and phonetic so that you can learn to say them (if you really want to!).
English: May the War Goddess blow up your underwear.
Irish: Go bpléasca an Bhadhbh do chuid fo-éadaigh.
Phonetic: guh BLAY-skuh uhn WIVE duh khwihj FO-AY-dee.
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English: May the worms stab your cornflakes.
Irish: Go ropa na péisteoga do chuid calóga arbhair.
Phonetic: guh RO-puh nuh PAYSH-choh-guh duh khwihj KAH-lo-guh AH-ruh-wir.
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English: May the hounds of hell soil your worthless butt.
Irish: Go salaí cúnna ifrinn do thóin bheagmhaitheasach.
Phonetic: guh SAH-lee KOO-nuh IHF-rin duh HOH-ihn VYUG-wah-huh-suhkh.
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English: May an alien being break your cat.
Irish: Go mbrise neach neamhshaolta do chat.
Phonetic: guh MRIH-shuh NYAKH NYAV-hee-uhl-tuh duh KHAHT.
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English: May the devil satirize your underwear.
Irish: Go n-aora an diabhal do chuid fo-éadaigh.
Phonetic: guh NEE-ruh uhn JOWL duh khwihj FO-AY-dee.
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English: May a pack of drunken Fomorians choke your good reputation.
Irish: Go dtachta scata Fomhórach ólta do dhea-chlú.
Phonetic: guh DAHKH-tuh SKAH-tuh FO-wohr-ukh OLE-tuh duh YAH KHLOO.
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English: May an infectious disease weaken your heart.
Irish: Go lagaí galar tógálach do chroí.
Phonetic: guh LAH-gwee GAH-luhr TOE-gah-luhkh duh KHREE.
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English: May your enemies tear your mama.
Irish: Go stróice do chuid naimhde do mhamaí.
Phonetic: guh STROH-kyuh duh khwihj NAHV-juh duh WAH-mwee.
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English: May God break your cat.
Irish: Go mbrise Dia do chat.
Phonetic: guh MRIH-shuh JEE-uh duh KHAHT.
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English: May the Sea Cat destroy your head.
Irish: Go scriosa an Cat Mara do cheann.
Phonetic: guh SHKRIH-suh uhn KAHT MAH-ruh duh HYAHN.
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English: May the worms eat you.
Irish: Go n-ithe na péisteoga thú.
Phonetic: guh NYIH-huh nuh PAYSH-choh-guh HOO.
