which zoolander character are you?: the movie zoolander rocks, find out who you are from it
What is your special feature?
my eyebrows
my hair
who cares?
my accent
my figure
you must most likely be heard saying:
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
Shut up now
I was the fat kid in my class
...cool
I'm going monk, pray to the great spirit
I wish my hair was:
black and dead straight
dirty blonde
bleached white
spiky and black
uncombed
choice of beverage?
tea, strong tea
anything but a foamy latte
orange mocha frappucino
the cup would smear my lipstick
water, whatever
your teenage years:
raised by my russian mother
i was bulimic in jr high
i decided to become professionally good looking
i was in a one hit wonder band
i was interested in what bark was made out of on a tree