Welcome to Xero Maverick's Dark Tales. Here, you will find many of her twisted, completely fictional(or are they?) works. By works, mortal, I mean stories, of course. I mean, how exactly could you call a picture a tale? Think about it. You may also find tales from other mortals or immortals who have wandered into Xero's realm. Enjoy.
Nevertheless, mortal visitor, I hope you shall enjoy your visit into this dark realm and find yourself immersed in tales of valiance, swordplay, death, deceipt, and many other topics that you could talk about over a cup of hot, steaming, human blood... why are you looking at me like that?
I'm Death. I'm the grim reaper. What exactly do you expect from me!? Did you want me to tell you about fluffy, pink bunnies hopping through tranquil, peaceful, flower-filled meadows under the warm, spring sun and in the cool, refreshing breeze? Bah. Pathetic. Pitiful. Disgusting... speaking of disgusting, why are YOU still here, mortal? Go read a story or something. Just get out of my face. You stink like a living thing - all fake and clean. Go roll in a pool of pig dung, then maybe you'll smell better.
Ahem... enough about your terrible stench. Look. Links. Marvel and worship them. Xero tells me I should be sort of a tour guide... how degrading... *cough* Ah, fine.
The Dark Library will take you to... The Dark Library. What are you, stupid? In the library, the works of such authors as Xero, Spike, and DMage are displayed... go there if you value your life.
Ah, humour. Click on the Humour link to go to the comedy corner where you can ha-ha! ... what, isn't that what you humans call it? ... oh, you call it laughing. Well, I don't call it ha-ha... of course I don't... erm... let's move on.
The infamous Poll Room. Clicking on this link will take you to a room where you have the best chance of influencing Xero's decisions with her stories and site. Although it sickens me to admit it, my mistress is entrusting you pitiful mortals with POWER... what's gotten into her? Neh, must not question her motives...
At Xero's Contact Area, you can find various ways to contact Xero if you have poetry, haikus, stories, etc. you want her to display in The Dark Library. Interesting, isn't it?
And last, but DEFINITELY not least, the list of Immortals. From godly to mortal terms, the staff of the site. Believe it or not, Xero often allows mortals to step up to the status of immortal and help her run the site. Either she's gone off her rocker or she's turning soft... uh oh. I see a very sharp stick over my head. I better wrap this up. Have an evil day!
Oh yeah, lug your human arse over to the guestbook and sign it or I'll have your head hanging with the rest of them all on the wall over there. You'd be surprised at how sharp this scythe still is after all these millenia of hard work using it. You know you want to, anyway.
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