Tales of the NinjaCelt
Donning the cowl-and-plaid of a NinjaCelt under false pretenses, might sound like a fun lark. Or at least, some folks thought so this past Pennsic. Woe unto these imposters in their drunken zeal, for such misguided half-witticism!
Our advice? Unless you have a masterfully fun and evil prank in mind (one that we'd be proud of, and which would impress us enough to initiate you on the spot!) ...don't. We are developing the following tor----er, "negative stimulus therapy", which will be applied to these and all other such offenders.
ON THE DRAWING BOARD SO FAR....
