Tales of the NinjaCelt
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ONE THOUSAND HITS AND COUNTING!



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Deadly as an arsenic milkshake.

Dreadful as having a skunk fire right in your face.

Blood-curdling as a date with the crazy cat-lady next door.

Weirder than Bush getting reelected (well, maybe not.)

It's...









Wily and elusive, no Ninja-Celt has ever been photographed.
Below is a dubious artist's rendering, based on an unconfirmed sighting.



What the HECK is a Ninja-Celt?

What is The Great Dark Horde?

What is the Society for Creative Anachronism? (SCA)

No, who is the Ninja Celt, REALLY?
You sure one nosey Gaijin. You go way now.



HOW IT ALL STARTED...

PHASE I: "Aethelmearc War Practice, AS XXXVI"

PHASE II: "Murder Melee in the Meadow"

PHASE III: "Pennsic War XXX"

The Terror Begins: Ninja Celts Kidnap King Roak

Newsflash One! Radio Updates

Everything the Holy Orifice Knows About NinjaCelts

PHASE IV: "What We Do To Imposters!"

UPDATE: MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND, 2005

Phase V(?): Quest XXII ("That was Zen, this is Tao")









AN EXERCISE IN PLAUSABLE DENIABILITY


Our source for the following quote, asked to remain anonymous. However, as they WERE close at hand when this madness all began, we regard them as a reliable witness. And they sounded pretty darned emphatic when stating:

"The [Mongol household which shall remain nameless] does NOT employ Ninja Celts. There are NO Ninja Celts. There have never BEEN any Ninja Celts. The mere thought is spurious, absurd, slanderous, and very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY, very silly.

"No, we don't know how this vicious rumor began. We have filed it under "Y" for "Yaks, Not Ours.

"Now get that #$%!!! camera out of my face. Or you'll get a yurt-pole where the sun don't shine.


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