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Shows what happened last week. One Man Army by Our Lady Peace hits. The show opening hits. Pyro goes off in the Bell Center in Montreal. The camera pans to see the crowd going wild. Bruce: Hello and welcome once again to another Monday Night Rage. Alongside JAKE STONE, I am BRUCE CARLTON. We have another action packed show for you tonight. Jake: Yes we do BRUCE. Our opening match has CALYPSO going up against SATAN’S CHILD. We all know that CALYPSO has beaten SATAN’S CHILD. Bruce: We also have our new Lightweight champion DECHAUN going up against PYTHON. They have both been saying that they will win. We have JAMMER going against INFORCER. Jake: Yes we do and it will be interesting to see if JAMMER can stay undefeated. Now the main event is the Television championship match. DEVON RITES is taking on the monster known as PROBLEM SOLVER. Bruce: We are set for a wild night. But before we get set for our first match, we are having the contract signings for Sunday’s main event. So lets send it down to the ring. One Little Victory by Rush hits. Announcer: Making his way to the ring, one of the co-owners, MR. C.C. MR. C.C. enters the ring. He asks for a mic. He than begins to speak. Mr. C.C.: You are probably wondering why I am out here. Well instead of the first match, we will have the signing of Reverse Ladder match set for this Sunday in Saskatoon. Don’t worry that match is after this. I have two contracts in this briefcase. So CHAD and JAMMER would you please come out here to sign your contracts. Topgun Anthem hits. CHAD makes his way to the ring. Running From Me by TRUSTcompany hits. JAMMER makes his way to the ring. CHAD: This will be tough. But make no mistake I will come out the New World Heavyweight champion and prove I had what it took to win. JAMMER: CHAD, you seem to think that everything should be handed to you on a silver platter because you were longest reigning IC champ. News flash that’s not the way things works around here. You have to bust your ass to get anywhere. On Sunday I will prove that. CHAD and JAMMER than take their seats. Mr. C.C.: Men you will be signing these contracts for the reason stated. They are about to sign as… Got It Twisted by Mobb Deep hits. KG makes his way to the ring. KG enters the ring. He asks for a mic. KG: CHAD, CHAD, CHAD… Do you really think you deserve to be in the main event? I say hell no. What have you done? You went through two relatively easy matches. Than you had to cheat to beat MR. C.C. So C.C. give me that contract I will sign it and not CHAD. Now JAMMER I know you had two tougher matches, while your first round match was no problem I guess. So I will say you deserve to be in that match more than CHAD does. Fight Music by D12 hits. PYTHON makes his way to the ring. PYTHON enters the ring. He asks for a mic. PYTHON: I also say hell no to not just CHAD being in the match but also JAMMER. As I recall I am the number one contender for the World Heavyweight championship. I think I deserve to be in that match just as much as KG if not more. CHAD: Well you two jackasses don’t deserve shit. For one PYTHON, you got beat fair and square by JAMMER. Secondly, just because you return, you think you deserve a World title shot KG. Well I say screw you PYTHON and KG. Especially the so-called legend KG. Than KG hits CHAD with the One Hitta Quitta. KG grabs the contract off the mat and signs it. JAMMER: You laid out CHAD but PYTHON, nothing is stopping me from PYTHON than hits JAMMER with a K20. PYTHON than grabs the other contract and signs it. Mr. C.C.: Just stop right there. KG and PYTHON stop. Mr. C.C.: You think you two can just insert yourselves in the main event match on Sunday? I have a solution. You two will be put in that match on Sunday if you want to be in it so bad. So it will JAMMER vs. CHAD “TOPGUN” HOLDREN vs. KG vs. PYTHON in a Fatal Four Way Reverse Ladder match for the World Heavyweight championship. Bruce: This is huge. JAMMER and CHAD are not happy. Jake: I don’t blame them. They were not just put in the match like PYTHON and KG was. Never the less, it going to be a great main event on Sunday. Let’s send down to the ring for our opening match. For Whom The Bell Tolls by Metallica hits. Announcer: Our following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring from The Promised Land, weighing 312 pounds, CALYPSO Full Metal Contact by Fear Factory. Announcer: His opponent making his way to the ring, SATAN’S CHILD. Bruce: The ref signals for the bell. They lock up. SATAN’S CHILD backs CALYPSO into the corner. The ref asks for a break. The ref gets between them two to try to break it up. SATAN’S CHILD slaps CALYPSO than backs up laughing. CALYPSO didn’t like that slap. Jake: CALYPSO runs at CHILD, but CHILD catches CALYPSO with a power slam. 1…2… CALYPSO kicks out. CHILD grabs CALYPSO and whips him into the corner. CHILD delivers some back elbows to CALYPSO. CHILD grabs CALYPSO’S arm and executes a short arm clothesline. Bruce: CHILD grabs CALYPSO and executes a suplex. CHILD whips CLAYPSO off the rope. CHILD goes for a big boot, CALYPSO ducks, CHILD’S head is down, CALYPSO bounces of the ropes, and hits a tornado DDT. CALYPSO goes for the pin. 1…2… SATAN’S CHILD kicks out. PROBLEM SOLVER is walking down the ramp towards the ring. Jake: What is SOLVER doing out here? He has no business being out here. CALYPSO is up to his feet and sees SOLVER in the ring. CHILD is pulling himself to his feet and sees SOLVER in the ring. Both CALYSO and CHILD run at SOLVER but SOLVER executes a double clothesline. The ref signals for the bell. This match will no doubt be ruled a double disqualification. Bruce: SOLVER grabs CALYPSO and executes a spinal tingling spine buster. CHILD gets and runs at SOLVER, SOLVER catches CHILD with a vicious spine buster. SOLVER executes another spine buster on CALYPSO and CHILD. SOLVER grabs CHILD and executes the Kill Switch. Jake: SOLVER grabs CALYPSO and executes the Flatliner. SOLVER gets out of the ring and grabs a chair. SOLVER gets back in the ring. He waits for CHILD to get up. SOLVER cracked CHILD over the head with a chair. CHILD is busted open. What a sickening sound. Bruce: SOLVER now hits CALYPSO with the chair. He hits CALYPSO again and CALYPSO is now busted open. SOLVER hits CHILD with the chair again. SOLVER gets out of the ring walks up the ramps and stops. He turns back and holds the chair up high as a signal of what going to happen to TJ this Sunday. Bruce: SOLVER left some carnage in the ring. He just destroyed both CALYPSO and SATAN’S CHILD. SOLVER can without a doubt destroy TJ LETHAL and just might this Sunday. Lets send it down to the ring for our next match. Running From Me by TRUSTcompany hits. Announcer: Our following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring from Stockton, England, weighing 295 pounds, JAMMER. Faint by Linkin Park hits. Announcer: His opponent, making his way to the ring, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing 227 pounds, INFORCER. Jake: Ref signals for the bell. They lock up. JAMMER backs INFORCER into the corner. JAMMER delivers some knees to the mid-section of INFORCER. JAMMER executes a lay vertical suplex. 1…2… INFORCER kicks out. JAMMER executes a neck breaker. JAMMER hits a leg drop. JAMMER applies a reverse chin lock and also puts his knee in the middle INFORCER’S back. Bruce: Ref asks if INFORCER quits. INFORCER says no. INFORCER is trying to get to his feet. INFORCER deliver some elbows to the mid-section of JAMMER. INFORCER bounces off of the ropes, JAMMER catches INFORCER with a power slam. Than JAMMER hits a Running Jammer. 1…2…3. Announcer: Here is your winner of the match JAMMER. Jake: JAMMER wasted no time in winning this match. Will he try to go for the quick win on Sunday? We will we find out on Sunday. We are set for our next match. Fight Music by D12 hits. Announcer: Our following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring being accompanied by TK, from Portsmouth, weighing 256 pounds, PYTHON. Welcome To Atlanta by Ludacris hits. Announcer: His opponent, making his way to the ring, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing 215 pounds, DECHAUN. Bruce: The bell sounds to signal the start of the match. They lock up. DECHAUN switches to a hammerlock. PYTHON connects with a back elbow. DECHAUN holds the side of his head. PYTHON delivers some punches to DECHAUN. PYTHON executes a back breaker. PYTHON grabs DECHAUN, DECHAUN pokes PYTHON in the eye. Jake: DECHAUN delivers some clubbing blows to the back of PYTHON. DECHAUN kicks PYTHON a few times. DECHAUN delivers a few elbows to the back of the head of PYTHON. DEHCAUN executes the curtain call. 1…2… PYTHON kicks out. DECHAUN attempts a pump handle slam but PYTHON manages to counter out and rolls up DECHAUN. 1…2… DECHAUN kicks out. DECHAUN attempts a clothesline but PYTHON ducks and executes a neck breaker. 1…2… DECHAUN kicks out. Bruce: PYTHON executes a snap suplex into a float over. 1…2… DECHAUN kicks out. PYTHON whips DECHAUN into the corner. PYTHON goes in for a clothesline, DECHAUN moves, PYTHON hits the corner sternum first. DECHAUN drop kicks PYTHON, PYTHON hits the turnbuckle pad. DECHAUN executes a German suplex into a bridge. 1…2… PYTHON kicks out. DECHAUN whips PYTHON into the ropes, DECHAUN misses with the clothesline, PYTHON bounces off the ropes, PYTHON and DECHAUN crash heads. The ref starts his ten count. Jake: 1…………2…………3…………4…………5…………6…………PYTHON is first to get to his feet. DECHAUN rolls up PYTHON and puts his feet on the ropes. 1…2…3. Announcer: Here is the winner of the match DECHAUN. Bruce: They both fought hard. But DECHAUN had to cheat to win. The ref never saw the feet on the ropes. PYTHON is mad about the cheap win. But now it is the time for the main event. Jake: This will be a rocket buster for sure. These two are going for the Television title. But as we have seen these two will do anything to win it. So let’s go down to ringside for the match. Downfall by TRUSTcompany Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the World Web Wrestling Federation Television title. Making his way to the ring being accompanied by Kelly, from Marietta, Georgia, weighing 235 pounds, DEVON RITES Liberate by Slipknot hits Announcer: His opponent, making way to the ring from New York City, New York, weighing 320 pounds, PROBLEM SOLVER. Bruce: They are in a stare down. Neither one budging. Than DEVON gestures the title around his waist. SOLVER punches DEVON. SOLVER kicks DEVON. DEVON is whipped across the ropes; SOLVER catches him with a power slam. SOLVER executes a back breaker. DEVON is whipped into the corner; SOLVER delivers some shoulders to DEVON. DEVON is whipped into the opposite corner hard and falls to the mat. SOLVER picks up DEVON and executes a lay vertical suplex. 1…2… DEVON kicks out. Jake: SOLVER grabs DEVON and executes a sidewalk slam. DEVON is whipped into the corner. SOLVER attempts a clothesline but DEVON gets the boot up. DEVON hops up to the turnbuckle, waits for SOLVER to turn around, and DEVON hits a tornado DDT. 1…2… SOLVER kicks out. DEVON bounces off the ropes and executes a few quick leg drops. DEVON starts choking SOLVER. Ref calls for the break. 1…2…3…4… DEVON breaks the choke. SOLVER is whipped off the ropes; DEVON kicks SOLVER in the mid-section. DEVON bounces off the ropes and executes a swinging neck breaker. 1…2… SOLVER kicks out. Bruce: DEVON executes a snap suplex. SOLVER is whipped off the ropes, DEVON hits a drop kick, and SOLVER staggers back, DEVON hits another drop kick, and SOLVER still is not off his feet. DEVON hits a third drop kick, SOLVER goes over the top rope and out to the floor. DEVON positions himself on the top turnbuckle, SOLVER is up to his feet, DEVON hits a moonsault, and they are both down on the floor. The ref starts his ten count. 1…………2…………3…………4…………5………… DEVON breaks the refs ten count. DEVON rolls SOLVER back in the ring. DEVON hits a springboard leg drop. 1…2.6, SOLVER gets the shoulder up. Jake: SOLVER is whipped into the corner. DEVON attempts a running drop kick, SOLVER moves, DEVON hits the turnbuckle, and lands head first hard on the mat. SOLVER grabs DEVON and hits the Flatliner. SOLVER grabs DEVON and hits Problem Solved. 1…2…3. Announcer: Here is the winner of the match and new World Web Wrestling Federation Television champion, PROBLEM SOLVER. Bruce: PROBLEM SOLVER and DEVON RITES fought hard. But it was a miss cue by DEVON that lead to the beginning of the end for him. PROBLEM SOLVER saw and opening and took advantage. Jake: DEVON, in my opinion will be a challenger for the Television championship in the future. But we are all out of time for tonight. We will see you Sunday in Saskatoon for Summer Stampede. Thank you for watching and good night.